Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Run the Jewels' 8.6 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 1 Nights since last BNM: 6
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Rest in peace Nat Hentoff -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
BNM have you seen the amount of pieces they've done about them lately?
Christopher Edwards
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Brayden Foster
so sick of the xx. just another buzz band that gets press bc of its pretty face lesbo singer.
Cooper Thomas
>pretty face lesbo singer. now I'm interested
John Sullivan
sorry. couldn't find a funny picture of a man with black hair and a big chin that i could post instead of hers.
Jason Wood
Lesbo, yes. Pretty face, not at all.
Very talented and nice voice though
Ethan Diaz
wut you lied to me she's literally deformed. That is beyond ugly, that is a legitimate birth defect.
Benjamin Young
Why was there no Bonito Generation review?
Jace Cooper
Jay Leno
Samuel Stewart
>look at me im so funny bc i make up band names get a life.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Don't worry, it will get 10.0 BNR in 2026
Carson Evans
drone
Jayden Scott
homosexual.
Jaxon Jones
Dead Sara 8.3 BNR when?
Lincoln Cox
Hey, I've had my dick sucked by more than enough men to know I'm not gay, thank you very much. You're the p4k drone who doesn't know Benito Generation and wants to give other people shit.
Oliver Parker
that single was fucking shit. Why does Jamie stay with these frauds.
Joshua Campbell
what's the point of these threads now that what.cd is dead?
Jaxon Campbell
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Nine Inch Nails 8.7/ 6.6 by Sean T. Collins Yo Gotti 6.8 by Jay Balfour 9T Antiope 7.8 by Philip Sherburne Black Anvil 7.5 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Jaxon Johnson
i want to live in a world where p4k hates nin.
Brayden Price
faggot.
Ian Gonzalez
it's the reliving of their emo days. Not to mention it's a safe musician to headline festivals and they have stock in beats.
Nicholas Wilson
Why isn't this BNR? Maybe they don't want to draw attention to the initial 2.0? They always try to do sneaky shit like that when it comes to turnarounds.
Parker Allen
here's the deal: i can find out who benito generation is, but you can't unsuck all those dicks.
Luke Young
He didn't suck the dicks, he got his dick sucked.
Why would anyone want their dicks unsucked? You sound like you're wearing a hoodie with an energy drink logo on it.
Adrian Ramirez
>You sound like you're wearing a hoodie with an energy drink logo on it. i was just looking at motocross gear within the last half hour. how can you see my browser history?
Charles Garcia
>trent's magnum opus >8.7 wow i thought nu-pitchfork would think of the downward spiral as at least a 9.1
Cool, Trent's second-best NIN album finally got the praise it's deserved since the first P4K review went full retard.
Like sure, The Fragile was kind of whiny and self-indulgent, but Radiohead does that on literally every album they make and constantly get 8's & 9's. I'm just happy they fired that Brent twat and got a decent reviewer this time
