I've been an agnostic fag for too long

I've been an agnostic fag for too long.

Dubs decide my new religion.

The Old Gods need followers

Hinduism.

Be a Pastafarianist, bro.

Islam

We Catholic now.

stay agnostic

There is only one answer.

Nuwaubianism

Roll

Reroll.

Fuck. One more time.

Islsm

I agree with the ancient ones. Rolling.

doot doot

Orthodox Christian

Islam

You have Universe People written all over you.

Harambism

greetings fellow mormon!

THE OLD GODS HAVE COME

Taoism

Welcome to sorcerous powers and communion with actual beings anyways.

Oh fuck, how does one reach this kinda thing?

Join ISIS and run a bunch of innocent women and children over in a parade

No religion, solipsism is now your only belief.

Druidism and other religions like that are the only good ones that make sense.

you must embrace your ancestors and kin folk friend

It gets easy. You start with the basics and work your way up. Consider reading old books on things like this. Solomon wrote a lot about it, there are some stuff on druidism and nordic wizardries. In the end it relates to all the powers being from the same source anyways.

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like lovecraft or what?

Nah, sorry should have been specific. I meant druidism and old 'witchy' style things like that. Look into it, it actually makes a lot of sense and the results are serious stuff.

Yeah. It pretty much all relates the same way. Start with surface druidry, and norse ritual religions. You will see its all the same stuff, and then you will find the deeper meaningful stuff. Solomon has a few very good reads too.

communism

Is that where you worship the cosmic spaghetti monster? heh, geddit, PASTAfarianism

wait i'm retarded, it actually is. whelp, at least i get the joke...

Feminism

Jainism

Fetishism

Christianity

Pantheism.... all the cool people and scientists are pantheist.

That's not really a religion, it's more of defining a God into existence.

I can say I believe my penis to be God and it's just as valid.

be a jew

reroll

one more try

Jew winrar

4114HU 4K84R!!!!
Say the shihada ahole.

Thelema