Do not prove you are not black

Do not prove you are not black.

Instead, prove that you are white.

Remember, saying you work is not proof that you are white. Saying you have a 3 inch dick is not proof that you are white.

im white

I fuck my cousins

Not you.

I have a future in the stem fields

Blacks do that too.

i'm able to smoke weed everyday as a /neet/

lol I xDDDDDDD

I have no criminal record.

That sounds suspicious, gonna need more than that.

Sounds like a winner.

Heres my proof big boy

my hair doesn't look like black spider webs

>work at NYU
>live in beech front property
>I'm currently reading Japonette by Robert w. Chambers
>been listening to a lot of Christopher cross and genesis recently
>I'm 30 years old and have only been in one relationship.
>I wear Michael Brandon and italo mondo shirts
>My shoes are orthopedic
>I've recently taken up a strict paleo diet

I lived a sheltered life and had everything given to me growing up

I only ever have open relationships but only my wife can have sex with others.

I have never been accosted by the police unjustly. I have been pulled over for speeding once and had a very pleasant interaction. Other than that, I rarely even see police officers.

You wish other races were that disgusting don't you you pale fuck

You a cuck.

I'm from Argentina.

i finished high school

How else do you think they procreate?

I buy drugs
From my local pharmacy....


Faggots....

The only thing I have to brag about isn't my dicksize.

I have two useful degrees and no debt or welfare

I play GURPS

I like when other men fuck my wife

>buying drugs
>not getting that shit for free trough healthcare
Sucks to be you.

I have colorful tattoos

Why?

i don't know, i suppose that it's like when you ask a pedo why they like to fuck little girls

I'm able to, pay my house rent without welfare.
I'm also able to, raise a family of 5 without leaving
Finally, I'm not illiterate.

ive never committed any crime

It lets him know that at least someone can please her.

I know both my parents.

I prefer not to steal things from my own neighborhood and risk jail time over toilet paper.

I also believe in tipping.

People don't (rightfully) assume that I am a criminal

I wear sketcherz

>8th Generation Canadian
>All the shoes I own are some variation of loafers
>Direct descendant of English Gentry

I can be seen in low light conditions

I am going to shoot up my school tomorrow. Don't go to Berkeley University tomorrow

donald trump is okay with me being in his country

>I browse Sup Forums

Somethings wrong here

I dont beat my wife

I remember growing up as a kid, my father, opening a breifcase full of money i have no idea where he gor it from, saying, see my little hodžić, life, is a game, he handed me a loaded makarov, you are given the tools necessary to have happiness and wealth, i give you these tools now.
>in the end
I'll never forget that one moment, we still nod to eachother. That unspoken connection.

> Not in debt.
> Has a job.
> Owns a gun.
> Never gotten pulled over by the cops.

Bump

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>Pulled over by cops.
>Not shot dead.
>No ticket.

Cops can be dicks, like any who pulls someone over solely for a click it ticket.

Not a felon, live in a trailer surrounded by farms

I am part latino

'Cause I'm not any other race ;)

fuck you! I don't need to prove shit to you

I wear boat shoes. My name has a numbered suffix in it, and my parents are protestants. When in school, I getting bad grades was like the end of the world. Going to college was expected of me, in particular going to a "good" school. I don't care much for sailing, but growing up my family was in the local yacht club. Sufficient?

good answer

When i get sick i eat chicken noodle soup and drink sprite

I think the way the idea of white privilege is peddled is fucking stupid, even though I agree with the basic idea it's getting at.

I also listen to NPR and watch PBS. And really like both. I also enjoy so-called "ethnic cuisine."

My baby will think it's white

I have a 4 inch dick

I am a moderate and believe racism died with MLK, sexism was always just a meme and that I've actually earned my comfy life.

i went to college and my parents are still together

What are your favorite "ethnic" dishes? BTW, what are your Good Old American favorites?

I have driven over 250k miles and I have never been pulled over.

I eat bologna sandwiches with mayo.

Bumping for reply

nice try... asian

Jej your balls look like a wallnut.

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Six degrees. All paid off. 14 years in my current job. Still taking classes. Two degrees in my field. Mid life crisis. Currently shacked up with a 20 year old Mexican girl. Two houses, an apartment, three cars. All paid off. Except for the apartment. Been arrested once for shop lifting. Court let me go with a warning and later had sentence expunged. Have a thing for asians and mexicans. Married an asian. Didn't turn out so hot. Sexless loveless marriage. Hence the Mexicans.

I have an IRA and a 401k.

And I'm still in my 20's.

Can I "ask" you a question?

Underrated post here faggots

I hit the power locks from the driver seat if nig nogs are in sight. Rate how white/10.

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Why so many degrees, my man?

Man, this looks almost identical to my dad.

Does Bacon have anything to do with that?

>Let off with a warning
White privilege

>proof you're not white

asian
black
eskimo
asian
asian
asian
asian, but good try
asian
anyone but black
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asian
eskimo
usacuck
asian
part latino
obviously asian
asian
black
0/10

I have a healthy relationship with my father, am in a long term relationship with a woman that both loves and respects me, and I think a lot about how to best prepare myself for the future.

But that's not all, are you guys ready for my trump card?

I have never, not once in my life aspired to be a rapper, or made a soundcloud account.

I love learning.

Jesus Christ Mayo/10

I married the mother of my child and when my hair grows long it's not in tight wool-like curls, my lips are not the size of engorged slugs, and i hate menthol cigarettes.