You fucking cuck

What did he mean by this?

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Why does he put quotation marks around his own post?

as originator of the original, nigga is gettin pay for this piece of shit so go and see the aforementioned piece of shit.

Think he got paid?

Because he doesn't run it. It's a publicist relaying what he said.

>get free money for writing stuff on fb

>man-fans

Please fuck off.

He also praised the trailer, he is surely a man whose taste can be trusted.

Reminder that Aykroyd is literally insane and believes in Ancient Aliens and Reptilians

but the post is coming from the account of dan aykroyd

He got to keep his birthday.

Kike life snatchers don't fuck around, nigga.

"it has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films plus Bill Murray is in it!"

It reads like a child's recount on what he did over the summer holidays.

A reminder he is an executive producer of the movie

he's a big UF-PHONY

"Dan Aykroyd's public relations manager" was too long.

Also Aykroyd is pretty much a sad joke at this point. His opinions or endorsements really don't matter the slightest. I love the man but he's far gone, far out.

it means he has a wife and is confident in his sexuality

>man-fans
what the fuck

>believes in Ancient Aliens and Reptilians

Subtle, isn't it? If you ain't with them, you're against them.

The status was ghost written by Lena Dunham

>literally insane
Sounds like something a Ancient Alien Reptilian would say.

#TheTruthIsOutThere

This feels so phoned in. Not really surprised either.

He's not a film critic this doesn't mean anything to anyone.

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fuck you Aykroyd you piece of shit

>BTFO haters

That reads like some ad exec or marketing guy wrote it and paid Dan Aykroyd to post it under his name.

Maybe promoting the film was part of his contract. IDK.

What are you talking about? This here movie is going to be great. amazing. take your kids to see it!

What kind of weapon do you think Sony executives had on Dan's head when they forced him to write this?

I'm guessing a traditional katana that could slice through bone like butter.

Remember when Batman v Superman screenings for the studio were supposed to be getting standing ovations?

Dan is super rich off his own vodka business now. I don't think he would shill for this. He is just nuts.

Kek

really wish this was on YouTube.


nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/irwin-mainway/n8641

this reads more like a politician apologizing for something more than a real comment about the movie, it reeks of prepared statement written by some pr shitlord.

>as one of millions of man fans

Subtle

If being the writer and star of Ghostbusters and Blues Brothers didn't make him super rich I'm not sure whether that would.

As in I'm not sure how much of the profits he gets from sales.

But those are real

they'll show his fuckin vodka in the movie mark my words

He's quoting the memory the original cast got

Is Sup Forums BTFO?

>has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films

I don't doubt that. Ghostbusters is a fun flick but it was never funny or scary. Remake still looks like dogshit though.

>Please overlords let me in your movies again, I promise I'm not insane anymore

>Saw test screening
What does the Saw franchise have to do with Ghostbusters? Dumb Aykroyd...

It's like Big trouble in little china, it's not about the "OMG SO FUNNY" moments.

He's trolling, I bet he's in this very thread reading your reactions

Dude hasn't been relevant in years, who gives a fuck what he thinks.

>I want to play a game.

dan arachnoid can hardly spell his own name, he didnt write this, hes dumb as a dog turd

People should have stopped trusting Dan since he pushed for Ghostbusters 2.

What a fucking shill. I wonder how much they paid him.

But reptilians do exist, here's proof.

Bill Murray is rich too, doesn't mean he can't be forced in with existing contracts.

>no rumer willis

Oy vey, next you'll tell me he believes 9/11 was an inside job and the extent of the Holocaust was greatly exaggerated. What a bad goy.

God damn, Bruce, how the fuck did you do that?

I agree. I still like it but I've never found it funny. Not as a kid and not as an adult.

I feel like people are letting nostalgia do the talking when they talk about how funny it is.

she could really use a burqa

>and I start to see things, which I recognize.
youtube.com/watch?v=7LqgdNVTcRA

Yep. Anyone remember the leaked Sony emails discussing the possibility of suing Bill Murray if he didn't make an appearance?

i can see both Bruce and Demi in her...jesus their genes mixed bad

No wonder britons are pro sharia law

He means gold pressed latinum desu.

ayy lmao

>that bottom middle
What the actual fuck

>man-fans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>be child of two conventionally attractive people
>look like an Elder Scrolls character
Bravo Bruce

She didn't look THAT bad in the movie

Yes she did.

Kek

Will he backtrack if this completely bombs and gets critically panned?

From memory she did look that bad

>Will he backtrack if this completely bombs and gets critically panned?

Don't care got paid, don't care got laid.

>"I'm paying to see that and bringing all my friends!"

...

The fuck she didn't

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They're not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them

You're a generous guy.

For everyone

Reminder that Dan actually believes in Ghosts and UFOs

Remember when Cameron shilled for Terminator Genishyt?

Probably they just gave Akroyd a giant pile of money he can make more UFO vodka with.

u better watch it mister!

"This movie is fantastic because I co-wrote it!"

What the hell do people expect him to say? He can't exactly diss it now can he?

But those things are real

Thomasin is missing.

sometimes people admit that their work is trash, sometimes they even do it badly on purpose.

Akroyd's a fucking crazy person. I can't listen to a damn thing he says after the whole "aliens won't talk to us because 9/11" thing

>Blues Brothers 2000
>Writers: Dan Aykroyd
Sorry Dan, you are not really relevant anymore.

>Get paid 6-7 figures for letting your publicist write a paragraph on a website you literally never use
Dan knows what's up.

>Aliens won't talk to us because 9/11
I kinda see his point.

100 attribute points.

>Speed 0

>Power 0

>Chin 100

Fucking mudslimes.

I feel like there's a cry for help hidden in there somewhere.

There's not. It's just a producer on damage control.

Always hated those.

>what did you do user? Say it before the entire class now...

"n-n-nothing?"

Literally all you need to do is shorten her jaw by like 2-3 centimeters and she'd be extremely attractive. I feel really sorry for her.

As executive producer, Dan Aykroyd wants you to make Ghostbusters (2016) a success.

She just has her father's genes.

>As someone who was just paid a lot of money: