Implying you wouldn't

>implying you wouldn't

Would breed with

>implying I ever made such an implication

She would absolutely get the D

>tfw you'll never massage her aching muscles after a win
>tfw you'll never comfort her after a less than perfect win
I can't handle these feels lads.

I prefer actually MILFs, not teenagers who became MILF-looking through PED abuse, ffs. Golden Girls-looking motherfucker is going to break lots of little girls hearts when she finally test positive for whatever it is that makes her and her people so confident they won't get busted.

I'm not worthy desu

>You will never play around in the pool with her
>You will never play around in the pool with anyone

This is NBC's fault somehow

just go to your local gym or community center

>ywn destroy her swimming career knocking her up
>she will never hate you for the rest of your life but stay married to you for the good of the kid

>Implying she couldn't win gold while pregnant

Agreed.

Bob Costas must pay!

she's beautiful desu

who cares about her hair, we can fix that later

She would swim faster because of hydrodynamic effects in the water.

Imagine the shitposting if she miscarried in the pool

Shitposting about my son dying isn't funny

>katie will never reject your seed for being genetically inferior for her womb

Maybe if she got a hair transplant

>Being a manlet

kek

>imblying bangs aren't hot as fuck

reported to police

reported to taste police
"beautiful"? Come on, buddy - you can't be so politically correct that you actually claim she's physically attractive on an anonymous Portuguese boot-mending board.

im actually 6 feet tall, just really lazy and unfit

hers need to be about 30 cm lower

>mad his country got BTFO

shes cute in a homely fun kind of way, theres more to attractiveness than traditional technical beauty

she would totally get it

This, also being a winner is attractive as fuck

Get some standards

Feet: 6
lazy -2"
unfit-3"

You're a 6-footer who reads as a 5'5" manlet.

the ONLY thing you guys are attracted to is her fame.

You know she's cheating like a motherfucker, too.
pic related: how she looked before PED's
Why do this to yourselves?

Butthurt Canadians detected

>fame

Nah bruh, it's cause she's a winner, and that's what Americans are attracted too.

5"7*

she's gorgeous

>Canadians in charge of arithmetic

shes an athlete which is hot and shes cute in a weird way she probably likes watching netflix while eating pizza and telling jokes she read on twitter that are dated and corny as fuck but you dont tell her that because she likes them and you want her to feel comfortable and happy with you

Before or after the basketball team does?

Do you have a time machine?

shes a virgin

What do you think she's dreaming about right now?

BIG BLACK COCKS

gold

the fact that she has 5 gold medals would make me rock hard in the first place

nature wants you to breed the strongest mates

God tier teeth, tbħ

I wouldnt desu

liar

seriously they're perfection

yeah i would alright, but i don't want to

Holy shit, Canada. Get your crap together.

what are you fucking gay?

I'm unironically in love with her.

I never thought I'd be one of those posters who avatarfags his waifu in every thread but I've already started saving pictures.