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My name is Falconhoof and I will be your guide on your quest!

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Kill Jester

You cannot kill Jester, travlah

Get troll

mah call, mah game

kill jester

You cannot get troll, travlah

A'rite. You killed Jester. Game over.

ye wha?

The games nae over pal

Let's take anotha call.

OPEN SARCOFAGUS

eh hawd on whae fuck ya mean the games over nae it fockn isnt

Put troll in bag

You awake in a Tower Dungeon, in chains. To the North, is a door, to the East, is a trumpet, to the West, a knife. What would you like to do?

Well worth it mate, well worth it. Get rid of her, she is shiet.

You wake up in your chambers to find a great and lurking beast as black as coal over your maiden fair.

What do?

Get trumpet

HOLD ON A MINUT'

-slurps drink-

MMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD BARRY'S RED COLA

You get the trumpet, you blow it, a loud note sounds out. You hear a guard approaching, what would you like to do?

Use skeleton finger

I do not understand traveller, you are a person with regular fingers. Not a skeleton. The Guard is opening the door, what will you do?

there's nae rolls

get guard

Hit guard with trumpet

Prep bull

You cannot get the Guard, he is aggressively homophobic.

There is a knife right next to you.

GUGGUGGUG
Oh sorry I too was enjoying some of that
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JOMP DE CHASM

youtube.com/watch?v=T3FXvm1Nc3Q

Kek.

>limmys show is on Netflix
>6 episodes

hey guys, malcolm malcolm here from the politics bar

get knife

>ahaha!
>>shut up!
>you shut up!
>>i'll shut you
>i'll shut you.

>...travelers, what would you like to do?

>chuck us yer key
>>chuck us yeer key
>chuck us yurs ferst
>>aight then
>yeur a fag by the wey
>>YOUR A FAG
>YOUR A FAG
>>YOUR A FAG
>YOUR A FAG
>>NO YOUR A FAG

Hahaahaa, I need a transcriber for this shit

>yer sisters a ceow
>yer sisters a ceow
>yer sisters a ceow

His improv storytelling on his youtube is out of this world.
Kanye's meltdown is my personal favourite

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>leave Raj the grass to perish
lmao

It's just a pint of milk

You know they're not saying fag right?

Beer, coke, muffit o' tea?

That's Burnistoun ya bawbag.

JUMP THE BLOODY CHASM

Drink Barry's Red Cola™

I would enjoy his show so much if I was able to understand a word they are saying.

It's easy, I could understand it after one episode and I'm from the other side of the world

You just need to start thinkgen outside the box

Is it really that difficult? Some seem to never pick up the Scottish accent and some understand it immediately.

they're saying fanny

AH BETTA MATE!

Wankers from the south of england are lazy xenophobic cunts mate.
No trouble with the 56% of darkies living in London but claim to find Welsh, Irish, Scots incomprehensible.
Ironically theyll all be evicted from London and the SE by muslims soon.

Are you british? i have a british mate who cant understand a word of scottish but i'm dutch and i can easily understand it.

...

>Wankers from the south of england are lazy xenophobic cunts mate.

Northerners are pretty based though. Got no problems getting on with Geordies or Scousers.

I've never met anyone british/english who couldn't understand scottish people

I'd like more of this, I loved it and I usually hate sketch shows. Jacqueline can fuck off though.

Link?

Yup.

BUT IM A CREEEEP
IM A WEIRDOOOO

My fave so far: Robbed a Bank, Mum was there
youtube.com/watch?v=c6s5CyXIRo0

Best sketch?

Larry Forsythe - Dreadnought
youtube.com/watch?v=TfOfkGYBxGI

wa'a

youtube.com/watch?v=HfeFvc93SYw
After watching this, part of me's almost disappointed that Kevin "How do I Shot" Webster wasn't found guilty.

You stab the guard. He lets out a gasp and drops the keys to your chains. He sinks to his knees and grabs your ragged shirt, before he dies he looks you in your eyes and asks you to take care of his infant daughter Tyra. What would you like to do?

JUMP THE CHASM

diddle her

Ye make ei pityful jem-

Is my mony, my gem. Kill a'

Remember traveller that we record and track all posters to this thread

>Travelers you may greet eachother
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>Let us begin

Oor Mum's had 'er heid kicked in. Oor Mum!

>70265102

Some people don't know that they have a hearing problem.

>generalising massively
>xenophobic cunts

You're not very bright.

>lazy wanker detected

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Is anyone else here actually Scottish?

>scousers

Fine if you like theives who can never take responsibility for their own actions.

Geordies are sound though.

>Being from the South
There's nothing wrong with being a soft shite, per se. I'm sure there's a lot of interracial fellating to do, and the In campaign need every slick throat they can get. Good luck with the cultural enrichment.

>Projecting like fuck

Londoner with lots of Scottish and Northern friends, actually. Mong.

Most of it is on youtube

>all southerners are from London meme

wew

>What is Rochdale?

HOW NO

>Northern hicks

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_bIIjmg3e0

The best

Too close to home, user

You cannot.

>Poortheners then voted in ANOTHER Labour council

>He thinks a public school twat represents his interests because he likes having his photo taken in the pub

>He thinks Labour has been or even pretended to be "the party of the working man" since at least Blair
>He thinks Labour aren't Tory-lite
>He thinks the Tories aren't Labour-lite

>He thinks I vote for either of those parties

I hope you don't vote for anyone then because the other choices are worse

>Mmmm danone

Best skit ever

laugh so much at these tweets

The whole thing is enough to make you lose faith in our democracy.

POOL UP YER TROOSERS

I was going to tell him that but I decided someone who willingly gives their money to Netflix doesn't deserve to know about YouTube.

I LOS 10 YISS A MAH LIFE TO HEROINE AN ANOTHA 2 YISS A MAH LIFE ON THA METHADONE THA WAH MEANT TO GEH US AF ET

So was there ever a phone line like Adventure Call?

youtube.com/watch?v=0YfRbNipdOg
This one always cracks me up.

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PUT TROLL IN BAG

BARRY'S RED COLA