Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

Why didnt you booked a hooker

Last pic u fapped to? Post pic

Cowardice.

how fat are you?

I was so close to wizard level. Lost it last year at 27.

24 male virgin here. How hard is the wait to become a wizard? I only had one chance to have sex in my life with my best friend when I was 16, but I passed it. To her, sex was only a game.
When I was 22, I had my first kiss, but I'm still a sex virgin regardless.

Very athletic actually. Most of my free time time is devoted to sports.

Do you have any mental illnesses?
How tall are you?
I just ask, because the idea of it being pure luck terrifies me.
I could've easily become a wizard if I took a different turn in my life.

Lost it at 13.

>Tfw I peaked in middle school.

>Do you have any mental illnesses?

Dysthimia.

>How tall are you?

180 cm.

>I just ask, because the idea of it being pure luck terrifies me.
>I could've easily become a wizard if I took a different turn in my life.

It is not pure luck or in any way random.

>>Tfw I peaked in middle school.

Me too bro. Was a pretty flat peek though.

How do you masturbate? I am a 21 and i fap atleast 9 to 12 times a day.

How often*

Do you start as a level 1 wizard upon ascension or do you get the free ride to level 20 with all the powers, feats, etc. I imagine you get dicked outta learned spells at least and gotta find your own spell books and pay the GP cost

This fucking pic....

Who the hell had sex at 16?? Since when is that optimal age!

Once per day usually.

European here. 16 is pretty normal.

Do wizards all learn about trance cards?

Wizards learn shit. Don't fall for it and start fucking asap.

bump

But David Icke warned me about becoming one of the lizard people if I do it.

>Very athletic actually. Most of my free time time is devoted to sports.

I don't believe you.

What's wrong with being a lizard person?

Hurr.

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bump

Faggot.