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Promise me, Tommen!

Promise me that you'll be the faith's champion and your mother will either have to lose her trial or have her only son killed edition


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Preston

TWoW will be released when this season ends.

3rd for cleganebowl

Anyone have the new episode summaries?

TWoW is LITERALLY never coming out. Learn to live with this fact

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

Decent OP tbqh

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Does the show want me to sympathize with The High Sparrow, or Cersei?
I know im supposed to form my own idea, and i have, i just have no fucking clue what the 'intended' side is.

>Next episode will be another 10 minute stand off between armies before the tension is defused by one side giving in
>Again

Where is the fighting? Where is the plotting and scheming?

bran uses telekinesis and telepathy
white walkers are made by inserting silicon computer chips into men
the seven kingdoms are on the inner surface of a dyson sphere
asoiaf is science fiction

>this will actually happen somehow

Best Waif-fu

Early days, my friend.

Climbing the LADDAH takes time.

It's a "Lord Tarly is a bigoted meanie so it's okay for Sam to act out of character and steal his sword" episode.

how did they manage to make season 5 so bad friends?

So can we all agree that Euron is the great other?

Finish our Q&A vid preston you fuck

1st for skipping danyscenes

No

Only 10 minutes of Preston this week?

How am I meant to live with this

first for Stannis is coming back

The High Sparrow is a pretty reasonable dude, but normies fucking hate him because he hates faggots

>stannis is dead

fighting is not politically correct
women suffer the most in war, you know?

>you will never be raped by Euron

JDIMSA

Q&A famalam

Duh.

tfw dried and rough af hands not because I lift, but because I don't use moisturizer

also i'm 5'10 ;__;

I don't think there is an intended side, which is surprising because the show seems to be really fucking that up this season

i'm starting to like rammers purely because they want me to hate him

Coming back for what and to whom?

His own men abandoned him and the rest were destroyed.

He has no one.

Cant wait for the CIA take over the westeros pham

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>scars on his body
>he wears Valyrian armour

???

Skipping Dany scenes/chapters would be pretty interesting.
At the end of the story there's just dragons, armies and a secret Targaryen survivor we never knew about.

He's into kinky shit in bed

Who here is /chaos/

post the one where he says "you fly so good" and then "not good enough"

delet tis

>Wearing full plate armour
>On a boat

Good thing you don't have a chance of falling into the water or anything

I liked his cobbler speech about how he spent more time making nicer shoes to sell to rich assholes and then used that money to act like the rich assholes who bought his shoes. Then once he realized this, he changed his life.

A bit nihilistic but still pretty cash.

You think he was actually born wearing it ya dipshit?

So the Truede spoilers, did they give any idea what happens to Loras and Margaery at the end of the season?

I saw the original post and it seemed pretty vague, just curious whats going to happen

>Resurrection is okay
>but time travel is too much

act out of character by engaging in literally the most passive aggressive childish expression of defiance against a man he is terrified of after being made to look like an utter bitch in front of the love of his life?

Sam has shown that whilst being pretty cowardly most of the time, his character has grown from the complete ninny that he was in the early days. It's called character development mate

Shouldn't they be kissing not hugging? Did they forget they're married?

>You will never spy on her waking up in the morning and get caught, at which point she invites you over to play, and you gladly accept, she starts to diddle your glans which makes you diamonds, and she slowly starts electrocuting you with a cattle prod shouting "you goddamn peeping tom" until your heart fails

>CIA vs. Euron.

WILL WE EVER SEE THIS BREHS?

Paradoxes user

And nothing of value has been lost

Neither is ok.

>Stannisfags want to burn this

stanners aint coming back

they're not that shitty

Why even live m8?

The whole speech boiled down to "I had a pretty bad hangover once, so I decided to become an ascetic"

Why the fuck would you fall in the water?

Lewd

I don't hoist because I'm kinda flabby, 30 and the lose my gains pretty quickly.

Thank Allah for my broad shoulders that more or less hide my flab.

>keeping freaks like this alive

Because your vessel is being btfo?

CIA vs LITTLE FINGER

who wins???

What the fuck?

Victarion wears full plate on his boat.

Does water dissolve water

Why not keep her alive so she can continue growing up and have a storyline like Arya? This character is actually a whole lot more interesting/deep than angsty teen Arya...

Do either of them get to bring friends?

Is that Maurice Ashley?

Doesn't seem like there will be any. Anything that he tries to change in the past has already happened. We see this with Hodor. They don't branch off into different timelines. It's a closed loop. The ink is dry.

This film has plenty of hairy crotch shots.

Valyrian armour is light as shit. It's as though he's wearing silk.

wheres the latest got reaction video

>implying drowning is something to be feared

Spoken like a true greenlander hippy sissy

Go back to deep woods if you can't handle my axe splitting your plume helmet

>have a storyline like Arya?

Right there is reason enough to torch her

Dont have that one
Requesting

Nice reductio ad absurdum.

It's from SNL or some shit

He was cut as a baby?

This.
Holy shit how boring can you get, Daenerys?

>Not finding freaks endearing

Victarion wears plate armor into battle on his ship.

Because he's fucking Metal.

Delta males who couldn't take on Alphas like Victarion.

>greenlander afraid of drowning
lol what a pussy

In that case you are in the somewhere in the sea and die anyway.

Gilly is such a qt.

It's a shame she's a dummy.

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But it's dumb. Why is Hodor's loop a closed one, why is that the only instance of time travel in the entire series? It stinks of writers want something """""deep"""""", shove it in, but then realise that it fucks up the rest of the plot so they have it never come up again.

She looks exactly this girl who had a bit crush in me and i had to say no because gf.
FML

Reducio ad absurdium is a perfectly valid rhetorical technique

You can probably swim in Valyrian plates.

mouth breather

He dishonored himself and his family. Fuck that fat fuck.

Rude.

OZZYMAN
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Obviously he is trying to figure out something with the director and the dragon dummy is messing with him

resurrection is okay when it's super occult and comes at a reasonable price

this seems to just be some dumb bullshit

Friendly reminder that this concealed badass is following Tywin's wishes to the fullest. That is the real reason why Jaime was dismissed from the Kingsguard. He can now freely inherit Casterly Rock and Jaime is in no position to act edgy and refuse it.

Based Tommen is simply following his grandfather's will. He now has the will of the people behind him and a personal SS squad that will cuck the High Sparrow and join him.

Sure if you don't care for nuance and are happy with knocking over the pieces, shitting all over the board, strutting around victoriously.

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Obviously you have never played a D&D game with a shitty DM...

The sorcerer gets her spells countered with bigger spells, the thief's well hidden weapons aren't that well hidden and the armor-clad fighter always ends up falling in a large volume of water, right after losing that special weapon that was nice and part of his backstory.

This is surprisingly a lot like that.