Has Sup Forums ever knocked up a girl?

Has Sup Forums ever knocked up a girl?

Yeah, she was great. I hope she kept the baby.

Yea actually. My 4 month old is sleeping right next to me

Full story?

i usually knock them over, not knock them up

Yeah i did... she said she was on the pill

Yup the first girl I had sex with I was 14 she was 13 her mom found out made her get an abortion

I've never said this to anyone but I think I have a kid. I had sex with her mother and ignored her awhile. When I went to see her about 3 months later she was obviously pregnant but she never said anything. She had a brand new boy friend that ending claims to be the father but they were barly together and she was to pregnant for it to have been his. I never saw her again after catching up with her.

I knocked up the school whore in high school at 15 yrs of age.
She told me and I laughed in her face.
"Your gonna get an abortion right?"
She did
And life is grand.

A few other close calls with other chicks too...

>be me
>in the mood
>almost to knock her
>she jokingly says: if I get pregnant, then we...
>boner totally killed
>escape and run away at the speed of 1000 suns

you have to ask her if you're the father, man

yes, when we were both 15

she had the good grace to get an abortion though

No he doesn't he's probably a nigger anyway.. happens every day

so you are the father of a killed toddler.

and you're even happy about that assassination.

K

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>implying I'm looking for any kind of "safe stance" on abortion
>implying my life or her life would have been improved by becoming parents at the age of 15/16

fuck off religious fundamentalist, I don't give a shit about a dead fetus

Nah, but had a pregnancy scare for like, 2 weeks. Shit's tense.

Only yours and it doesn't really count is ya don't pay child support right?

Every thought she was fucking him way longer than you thought ? You was probably putting your dick in her wett spunked on pussy

I won't knock up anyone, it's rude. Why should I knock anyone up for no good reason especially women.

Yep.

> Be me age 20
> Partying at a friends house
> gettinfuckedup.gif
> gf says she has stomach pains
> STFU.rar
> 20 minutes later
> "No my stomach really fucking hurts"
> FineBitch.png
> Get in the car, drive to ER
> Docs taking X-Rays and shit
> losingmybuzz.mp3
> She asks me to call her mom to come to the hospital
> hour later, mom and aunt come to the hospital and meet us in the ER room
> Doctor walks in
> Yep. She's knocked up. Ectopic pregnancy, emergency surgery, baby died, she lost a tube.
> MFW

Don't ever speak to her again unless you want to take care of that child.

Yes, fucking terrifying bunny boiler type.

In the end she said shed lost the baby, when i finally got clear of the bitch.


She was totally scarily obsessed with me.

Its been 10 years now, I checked her on Facebook about 7 years back, she was dating a guy with the same name as me, they had a 3 year old child....

8 more years and im off the hook

Yes, but I gave her the wrong last name. I moved and kept a low profile. I stalked her facebook, like a christian, she kept it. If it wasn't such a hassle, I'd love go destroy another girls life.

Yeah, knocked up a young girl. She aborted it

>she said she was on the pill
My sweet summer child...

Details of the girl? How old was she? Any pics of her?

>what if i get pregnant? My response- id probably cry lulz never saw her again

She wasn't bad, except for her bologna nipples. She was 19 at the time. She's now 27, fat and still single. Only pics I can get are of her facebook. So they'd be trackable. So I'm not comfortable sharing them.

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Was she fat when you fucked her?
How did she react except when you came inside her?
>they'd be trackable
Open a Facebook photo in MS Paint, draw a red line in the corner or some shit and cut out some of the edges, then test out the pic in TinEye/Reverse Image Search. Not trackable.

2, one her and her bf were trying but couldn't so she asked if I would, her bf firebrand know. Other one was a girl I went to school with. We were fucking in the river and she told me to pull out. We were both fucked up and I decided she wouldn't notice and I was right.

yep, first gf got on the jab so that i could nut inside her. doctors told her it would be effective within 24 hours, fucked her 3 days later and then a while after that she got really sick. turns out she was sick with morning sickness and a baby and the jab can take up to a week before it's effective.

we nipped it in the bud, so to speak.

At least three times

Stories?

No but I've knocked a guy up

Are you black

Yeah. My girlfriend is 6 months pregnant right now. Really wasn't expecting the relationship to last more than a year or two at the absolute most. I fucked myself thoroughly this time.

I got married seven years ago.
Now I have three kids.

Yeah, two. Married the second.

Any tips for a young whippersnapper like myself who's never been in a serious relationship?

Yeah and I hate the mother.

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About knocking up or getting married

Getting married and maintaining a happy marriage.

Wow
Well, life is never perfect
Don't expect that, because you'll always be disappointed
Just keep trying
It's not like there's never fighting
But I think we're both good people with our own flaws and benefits.
Before i was married, there were times I had completely different outlooks on women varying from idealistic to fatalistic.
It bounced around before coming to something more realistic
Women are similar to how you are, but there are generally inherent differences, and you have to learn to accept that

Where's the fucking preggo porn? Do you fuckers not realize you're on a image board?

My fiancé is 4months pregnant

Good point

You should post pics

Nice! Even Neo couldn't have dodged that bullet...praise jeebus

>be me
>couple of years ago fucked this 4/10
>too horny to say no
>nocondor.jpeg
>never call her back
>few weeks pass she calls and says she pregnant.
>well fuck
>ask her about abortion
>she doesn't want one
>keep dropping hints though
>finally caves and gets abortion
>she wants me to go see her afterwards for moral support
>fuck her again
>no condom again
>leave and never call her again

And I still havent heard anything from her years later

"Women are similar to how you are"
Thanks bro, I forgot they are human

"but there are generally inherent differences"
Yup they have a pussy

"and you have to learn to accept that"
so insightful. Thanks for your post

This makes me sad

Had frequent unprotected sex with my cousin when i was 15, she was 14. Months later and she got pregnant, went to abort it before our parents could find out. We still smash without condoms and now she's pregnant again lol.

A couple, possibly more I don't know about.

One when I was 19, got this dramaqueen Puerto Rican chick preggers. Got an abortion. She came to my place and was acting all distraught, started kissing on me and we banged. I had bloody chunks all over my dick. I was kinda skeeved about it back then, but thinking back it was kinda hot.

Next chick was about 4 years later. She wasn't as dramatic, but she would do things like a few days before the abortion, when lying in bed, she'd put my hand over her stomach.

A couple weeks later I broke it off with her.

Then like 10 years later this one girl i was dating, i banged her like 2 -3 times and she was just a cunt. So I stopped seeing her. She sent me an email a couple weeks later saying that she saw the doctor and that he told her she should stop getting pregnant. So I figure since i'm not seeing any alimony notices, she either aborted or had a miscarriage. I'm guessing the latter because she seemed the vindictive type to ask for the abortion money.

Then there was a bunch of chicks I barebacked through the 90's and early 2000's that i never talked to again after.

But never seen a kid to term.

Some people treat women as the great unknowable other
Or they expect them to be interested in every little detail of things you are interested in

Too edgy for me m8

I can accept that. But after the couple abortions I mentioned above, Zero regrets. The world is better off without them around. Especially if they were girls, because by now, I'd have been fucking them / getting them pregnant since they were 8. Better dead than fucked in the head (literally).

Iknowthatfeel.jpg

Happened to me at 17 (she was also 17). It absolutely broke my heart. I know we werent ready to be parents but why did i have no say in it? I think about him/her sometimes.

"a couple abortions" -- translates as: SERIAL KILLING

>if you read this, then your mother didn't kill you.

Oh save it for the sunday sermon jesus freak.

And technically I didn't kill them. I hired someone to. It's like a hitman with a pair of clamps and a shop-vac. Sure beats shoving the chick down the stairs.

If only Lions had been more plentiful.

Bump

>And technically I didn't kill them. I hired someone to.

Oy vey, Shlomo, don't talk about our typical methods.

And remember we introduced drugs, porn and abortion everywhere to destroy goym society

My son turns three in december. I work 50-60 hours a week and even though I am tired as all fuck when I get home I play with him as much as I can. I want him to have a happier childhood than I did.

my nigga knows

Has Sup Forums ever had someone knock up a girl for you with your knockers recipe?

As far as my wife and her fetishes are concerned, i knock her up every time i cum in her.

How many kids do you have

Pretty sure I did. But she's married and dude is rich so we decided so let it slide. I can't stand Fucking kids at all so it worked out great for me

0, i'm sterile. But my wife really enjoys the idea of being knocked up, so we just "say" it happens every time.

>>run away at the speed of 1000 suns
8 minutes per hour

Same, preggo wife of 7 months sleeping here with me.

I got knocked up and I'm seeing a doctor just today for the appointment where it happens.

Didn't really need a tit pic, but congratulations.

Tits or gtf...nvm

faggot.

the Sun moves at 20 km/sec towards Orion area.

Ahh modern Sup Forums. Loathed by newfags, loved by old.

So was this an intentional pregnancy?

When and how #deets

Knocked up my teacher. I'm home schooled.

Now we need to see that pre-pregnancy pussy.

If she has a fetish like that why did she may someone who is sterile?

this guy gets it

Because women don't just marry people on the basis of sex?

Thanks for following the rules

Respect
You deserve dubs

Following rules before newfags will demand timestamp followed by primitive insults.

It wasn't at all, it was a huge misfortune. Thank society for being able to do this.

I'm in 8th week now, slept with my boyfriend. Fucked me anal and then just pushed inside da puss and came. I was prepared for everything except that lmao.
Like, we always have done anal for the purpose of not getting his cum inside of me - it happened and now I'm here.
Na. It looks weird af.

No problem man.

Huge honor to me, thanks.

Also, i suppose she probably likes that no matter how many times i cum in her bare back, there is no risk of her actually getting pregnant, we can just pretend she is.

Good man.

Just trying to be friendly, when I had my daughter it sorted of changed me. Turned me into a pussy and softcunt.

Oh, i'm sorry. I was about to go into "baby name suggestion thread".

Oh well.

Planning on having kids some day, thou?

Your pussy cant be THAT weird, I mean c'mon this is Sup Forums we've seen everything.

show us butthole pls

Sterile by choice?

knock out count?

>Na. It looks weird af.
But now I want to see it even more.
Your tits are great, post pic of weird pussy to complement my mid afternoon fap.

Nah, genetic sexual disorder. Klinefelters. Got an extra X sex chromsome. Causes a bunch of minor symptoms, tits, poor hair growth, low testosterone, sterility. But it's super minor, no real nasty symptoms.

yep have a 2 yr old

we just fucked all the time (fuck it, we still do) no protection
feelsgoodman

Hope you keep the kid femanon

>minor symptoms
>tits, poor hair growth, low testosterone, sterility
>
>But it's super minor, no real nasty symptoms.

kek. i like you.