/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General

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Hawkes bay! What up

>Christchurch

Evening fam

Nelson here!

Is your water drinkable yet?

Im in hastings, havn't had to boil water but they have added chlorine. Tastes shit!

>Auckland

I want to finger a chick. It's been too long. I used to finger my ex on the bus all the time. Shit was oarsome.

RB RB FTP

what a faggot

Howdy boys,

Hamilton reporting

just spent thurs and fri last week on ruapehu.
so mint, get up there before the snow melts boys!

>ftp

kill yourself, Sup Forums is an R18 website

Evening sir!

Another Chch'er reporting in. Saint Albans in fact.

I'm lying on the couch yawning away. For first time in ages I might go to sleep before 10pm

What's wrong with File Transfer Protocol? That shit was cash back in the day.

>Checked

St. Albans... im sorry to hear

Nah mate St Albans is OK, if you're in a good street. The closer to Merivale the better. Quick walk to town, just around the corner from BP Wild bean, useful for late night munchie runs. Also fish and chippie top end of Colombo is decent.

Find a sheep

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Fair cap fam

live in shitty area myself

Dunners reporting. what we all had for tea tonight? went to my uncle's and he cooked Nacho's was fucking 10/10.

Why are IDs even gone?

Tend to go to olds for dinner twice a week.

Tonight mum cooked me fettuccine with white wine and mushroom sauce. Crispy garlic bread too. Was fucken nice, first class.

I hung at my old for a little bit, got cup of tea and handful of chocolate caramels as well.

Dunners also. Made burgers. Your uncle sounds like a GC

Shitcunts

He is a fucking GC, have all the time in the world for him.
Jesus that sounds like masterchief shit

Burgers myself too. 3rd night in a row cause I made half a dozen patties and they're easy and cheap

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I make the best pizzas. Romanos base, usually broccoli, blue cheese and egg topping.

I should have you guys around some time lol

Wheres all these hot sexy Maori girls i hear about ?

i will literally cuck you

You're late

Naww your so cute. Bet your boyfriends the jelly type though

i was out to dinner. you could have taken the initiative to post it on time.

>You have one job

(You)

I fucked a new zealand guy once.

then i did it a whole bunch more times.

How does that make you feel?

it makes me feel cucked

Capitol fag here

Ich auch..

Jah?

*ja you fucking faggot can't even say yes in the most obviously fucking way fucking idiots

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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this thread will never reach 300

Ill shit post cunt dont even tempt me

>Checked

Do it faggot

czech'd

this is probably the worst nzg thread i've seen all year

You cheeky darkie you take that back

why you little

Why does my piss smell like celery?

because god is real and you a fucking cracked out cunt

Does it taste like celery?

I imagine it would taste like piss, as it is indeed piss.

Dude if it tastes like celery then you might have a medical problem fucking test it

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the evil jews and bad voices want you to think that reality is eviler to all people than it is to you so that you lower the standard of what is acceptable to yourself and attempt in vain to bring in possession. all you get is cellery piss whilst some poor sod has a country full of kids with his fucking face on 'em and a hell of a story about how he thinks he turns girls red on purpose.

>jews
>new zealand
dude, you're in the wrong country

it's prolly dick cancer

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but then what would i do when the inevitable inauguration of auxiliary runs the game outwardly obtuse to the extent of malapropism?

You guys are like a state of Australia or something.

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I want to pull that pony tail so hard

>prolly

North Islanders suck a dick.
Sincerely, South Island.

What's the deal with that image and the filename? Huh bro??

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Fuck off southerner

int.user-ib.ru/nz/

Help the bros out

No.

make the man some fucking eggs

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fuck off n8

youtu.be/8TJ_LlGilLo

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I'm not your m8, pal

but am I your n8

n8 not m8

haha waiheke

can I be your n8?

The fuck is a n8?

Kerikeri reporting. It's boring as fuck but at least I got mandarins. They're pretty good, too.

you wouldn't understand. it's a n8 thing

whats wrong with the kid on the right?

just fulfill the requirements . it's easy to be a true blue n8

Dude on the far right looks like he's in pain.

he wants to be included

Made some dal because fuck are lentils good for you and cheap. Just boiled lentils, tumeric, cumin, salt, fucktons of pepper, and a little sugar and vinegar to make it tang a little.

It's hard being ugly kek

I didn't know kerikeri mandarins was a thing until Nigella Lawson.

I bought a huge bag last week. Can't get enough of them.

is n8 ded or what

Yo! Here in this foggy hole too. How go you?

fucking who?

n8 may never die

autismo handicap cringelord

who is this bitch? she came up on my snapchat keeps sending me selfies and making me lose my boner

Spent 17 fucking days in waiouru desert shooting shit, what have I missed out on

Fuck off there's so few they're ours.

who's going to do the "do we like n8?" strawpol?

n8