My cats brought in a magpie what do I do

My cats brought in a magpie what do I do

space program

sell it on e-bay. post link.

unless you live in a fucking cave, your cats did not bring in a magpie.

These birds are fun as fuck, and loyal to whom they consider their partner. Get worms (like for fishing bait) and a bit of minced beef and raise it. It'll live in your yard and defend you from threats, it'll even attack something that your being aggressive to. Make it your bird ally and your personal attack unit

Let it go?

Timestamp first.

If dubs, you must volunteer it for a 4CSP flight. (Send it up in a balloon in case you're a newfag.)

+1
Having personal war bird too fun to pass up. Train it to be savage

That's like trying to drown a fish, dumbass.

Pretend it's a trampoline.

Literally call it Warbird. There would be a few ppl I'd send it after. Train it for maximum victory

Voting for Op Warbird

duct tape a large fireworks rocket on its back and watch it fly

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Crows are good for that too. Magpies have an aggressive streak though they lack. The people have spoken, Warbird will secure your fortifications

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Can't hold it back anymore

Roll for warbird

Warbird roll......

Warbird
You'll need it when the race war begins

Any coons walk past your house you can sic him on them. Pretty sure there is no other option worthy at this point