Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Sumus here muerte, nostra sanctos desu
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
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Fuck off with this shit, you cancerous faggots
no u
calamity-masu'd
>wew
Maybe tomorrow. Probably not though.
Heading off to bed.
>masturbating twice a day will keep 3d's away. for better or for good
Miss monochrome
Thats why i rock a mac bruh. Yeah its a fag to play games on. But my Fuckin waifuing is top notch.
Sorry for the late reply but i was busy at a meeting.
>What the fuck Karen, go drink some egg nog and wake up.
>implying I have anything other than a glass of mushrooms and pickled cucumbers.
College life yo.
Me neither, it's really hard on me. But it's what makes money, gotta shape up and work hard.
peace yo
Your waifus exist and they love you
How dare you.
>Ru-chan best car
>Not buying unhealthy amounts of eggnog the moment they enter the stores
C'mon Karen, don't be a pleb.
fuck off nig nog
>loading screen claim
Tristana claimed
What's up with your breakfast
Get out.
I don't know how to feel about this
Bothered to put a comma but didn't bother to a period at the end.
AYY YO NIGGER DONT STEAL MUH PIC
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Claiming Felix
I've never had eggnog and I don't think they sell it here. Never seen it. I don't even know what it is, actually.
are you even a weaboo?
.......id send you some, but it's questionable at best if it'd still be good by the time it got there.
Akame claimed
Claimed
I forgot to add "put". Kill me.
WTf is a glass of mushrooms.
I assumed mushrooms in a jar of oil.
I don't want to be a gook if that's what you're saying. I just like anime and yelling japanese words.
Yeah dude send me some eggnog that sounds like a great idea with no backfires possible.
So what's it made of? It tastes good? Cheap?
Tell me about the nog.
I'm missing a word kek, like a small glass container.
A jar, a fucking jar how could that word dance around my head like that.
Chen, your cooks can't even prepare a simple risotto, we're screwed man. Get in there and teach them how to
You get a glass, put mushrooms in it? Blend or something. I've no idea
autist
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New akame?
Or akute with different filename?
not denying it?
AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
Bad Company
I can't deny
Bad Bad Company till the day I die
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
DAMNIT
I love the digimon them song!
All I wanted was your honesty
Something more than this, something more than me
Death can take me if I can't be free
I'm not like you I'M A DYING BREED
Its too late, I've stolen your thing, I'm the lyrics guy now
Dude i was thirsty as fuck tell i pounded a glass of mushrooms.
also mushrooms are gross dude. They like legit grow out of the eye sockets of dead squirrels and shit.
Thread is slow this morning
ROUND TWO! SOMETHING YOU JUST DON'T WANNA DO
GO DANCING WITH THE DEVIL UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING MY SHOES
YOU GOT NERVE AND I'LL GIVE YA THAT
WATCH THE WORLD CRUMBLE WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR ASS
Hey Felix
Cozy.
Yeah, I do too.
But dat wuz porkyman
Nuuuueee
CANT EXPLAIN ALL THE THINGS YOUR MAKING ME FEEL
MY HEARTS IN OVERDRIVE WHEN YOURE BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL
Always
Who's a good kitty cat?
WAKE UP get your head together motherfucker
STRAIGHT UP before it's too late
STAND UP nothing ever lasts forever
CORRUPT and that's how it's gonna to stay
TRIGGERED
LET THIS TRAIN WRECK BURN MORE SLOWLY
KIDS ARE VICTIMS IN THIS STORY
DROWN OUR YOUTH WITH USELESS WARNINGS
TEENAGE RULES THEYRE FUCKED AND BORING
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I'm going to teach them some Twich mechanics.
Heya Galil-chan
No hurt ples
Aww shet. Go deep
There's a fire within,
Hate to admit it, but I always knew
Violence and sin
Keeps me fearless
Keeps me from being...
YOU
How's it going best catboy?
Its too late
IMA DO THE THINGS I WANT TO DO
I AINT GOT A THING TO PROVE TO YOU
I EAT MY CANDY WITH MY PORK AND BEANS
EXCUSE MY MANNERS IF I MAKE A SCENE
What're you going to do? Nibble me?
Going good right now. About to get myself some coffee and watch some shit on netflix again
I would turn gay for this. He is fucking adorable
THIS WASN'T MEANT TO BE A LOVE SONG
MATTER OF FACT THIS ONES ABOUT HATE
I FUCKIN' SAID IT, I DON'T REGRET IT
A LITTLE TOO MUCH? YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO LATE
I've turned away just one too many times
I'm tired of the reasons, sick of all the lies.
I looked away just one too many times
I'm tired of pretending, THAT I'M NOT HERE, I'M NOT HERE TO DIE.
>:(
Galil is a gun!
Noice, what you going to watch?
Very true
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I mean like, what do you categorize as autist? I'm definitely not autistic as far as I know so I want to know what you see as autism.
That cat wields a Galil or is she the feline spirit of the Galil?
I don't fucking know yet tbh
Ive gotta go catch some pokes, peace out guys
She IS a Galil
AND A FOX REEEE
Watch something educational
Bye Kneesocks
I'll try to find something interesting then
Honestly smite is the kind of game I either go on a 10 win streak or a 10 lose streak, today was the losing streak
Anyways, how is everyone doing today?
Heehee, I like you. Don't worry, I already knew that
Buh bye
Ooooh you're tsun yun. I just now realized. My b
>best fox claim
Apparently in Neverwinter, no race has bonuses to two stats a cleric needs
great
>leaves Sup Forums for a week
>faggot comes and takes my wife
Hey Foxy
Is there so much God damned weight on your shoulders
That you can't just live your motherfucking life
The story's getting old and my heart is getting colder
I just wanna be Jekyll, but I'm always fighting Hyde
You've got rocks in your head, I can hear them rolling 'round
You can say that you're above it, but you're always falling down
Is there a method to your madness? Is it all about pride?
Everyone I know, THEY'VE GOT A DEMON INSIDE
They have some cool stuff on there, I watched a documentary about fungus once, very neat.
Good
How're you, besides the losing thing.
Thanks bb
Beat fox is already claimed, and clerics are for homos and small titty women
I'll keep that in mind, Galil-chan
hello dragon lady
>not having a healer on the team
have fun getting rekt by the boss
i uh im not sure i follow
i have been here for some time, we even talked
this is galil?
thought you had a fulltime job, good to see you nevertheless
im doing fine, college wasnt as bad as suspected
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Is that a rainbow?
Fuck all the mind games
Fuck all the lies
Fuck what you think
Fuck all of you guys
Fuck what you heard
Fuck what you said
Fuck all your words YOU'RE ALL FUCKED IN YOUR HEAD
>Not doing enough damage to kill the boss before he even stands up from his throne
Have fun getting killed by the boss
Its labor day, we get the day off.
What's new with you?
I couldn't make out the pic in the stream and I couldn't put two and two together. Whoops. Let's have breakfast together! I'm eating oatmeal and some diced beef lung stew leftovers from yesterday
>Hi, I've never played an MMO before
Nothing really, just trying to find a game to dump time into
oh right i forgot. Sweet
any plans?
i will change it then, its been some time anyway
>diced beef lung stew
as breakfast?? uhhh i will pass
also its 5 30 pm here
The video poses a hypothetical reality I don't want to live in.
I'm the apocalypse
With a fat lip
I never did and I still don't give a shit
I'm such an outcast
You swore I'd never last
I got news for you
This ain't my last dance
MMOs are for fags, DPR worked for my barbarian who threw greatswords in Pathfinder.
Well, everyone else had to work today (offices don't believe in holidays) so I just went home and I guess I'll just fuck around here, play Xbox and jerk off a lot.
Hope dies last in a hospital
But has a habit of doing it next to you
While you shit kick around with your eyes to the ground
Like a bowerbird appropriating anything
The colour blue.
>holidays
is labor day a holiday, i have no idea why it exists tbh
good shit though, what you playing?
They'll never take me alive
In the pit
Blood on the bricks
Don't look back CAUSE I GOT YOUR SIX
WONT'T GO DOWN, NEVER GONNA QUIT
Don't turn back CAUSE I GOT YOUR SIX
Who are you, Mr.Oneoff?
I don't either, but its a day off so whatever.
I'm probably going to play Wolfenstein:The New Order or Skyrim
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by great difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.
Hello guys
I show up just before taking a shower
I am me
Thanks for the description of yourself
oh Hello
enjoy your shower
Everybody hurts
Everybody bleeds
Everybody bends to fill a need
Everybody's born with their own curse
And I'm not alone
Everybody cries
Everybody breathes
Everybody wants to feel they're free
Deep inside I know what I am worth
A life of my own
I don't recognize you, but hello
I'm scared
He is autism?
Hi
Maybe you don't know me,like I couldn't find out who you are,but little does it matter,right?
It could have been much worse
But it should have been better
I know I'd hurt you, deserted you
And now I see it clear
I pulled you closer, tighter
'Cause I knew you'd disappear
Not really.
>can't open a bottle correctly
Galil a shit
Hello, Scared
yea man free days are the shit
didnt know that wolfenstein was even on the 360
did you play any other Elder scrolls game?
i just cant get into skyrim for some reason
whats up
how you doing today?
>Plebs not playing Return To Castle Wolfenstein
Get out.
Oh you think so?
But this is user space…so I think you should care of who you are so much…though I admit the importance of the recognition.
Nothing special occured
but it is said that no news is good news,you know?
This thread is still up?!
I just can't compromise, apologize
There's nothing you can say
We both knew
It would always end this way
Oi.
You shush, your waifu can't shoot people
It has like 6 discs but it's worth it.
Also, I only got into RPG games when I got a free copy of Skyrim from a friend, so no.
I don't have an Xbox m8, just a 360.
Alright, well who are you?