Hi Sup Forums i have the opportunity to have sex with this lady tonight...

hi Sup Forums i have the opportunity to have sex with this lady tonight. i am a virgin and don't know when i will get this chance again. wat do?

Smash it and stash it

Smash.

Hit it and quit it, like James Brown.

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Tap that ass and step on the gas

Poke it then revoke it m8

Penetrate then extricate

Fuck then chuck it

another pic

Make her moan then ignore the phone! (I found a list, lol)

Bop it then top yourself

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Honestly, I'd rather spend a life time wanking.

Absolutely disgusting.

>literally consuela from family guy

Get in that shit then jump ship

How not attracted are you to her?
Like, would you consider it repulsive or just 'meh'?
Losing you virginity isn't that big a deal that you should just fuck the first hole that is offered to you.

This bread has it all

i feel so sorry for you op

Why not OP?

i mean if you're attracted to her, go for it. i wouldn't tho

OP getting hitched in approximately 3 months.

Blow your load and hit the road

Bump than dump

Kek

Dick it then kick it