Is that motherfucker poisonous ?

is that motherfucker poisonous ?

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cum on it and find out

No. Eat it

Yeah, but you won't die.

*venomous

If you post animals ALWAYS include your fucking location retard

In this case I recognize it and no, it's not

Golden orb weaver, maybe.... Im not a spiderman, i cant tell. Check its web, its freaking awesome

All spiders are. It's a garden spifer, and being bit by it would be similar to a bee sting.

fuck you

You have to eat it do find out

>poisonous
>venomous

Orbweaver, you wont die.

Weavers are bad ass.. don't fuck with him.

OP here - UK

It's an orb weaver, it won't hurt you

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_aemula

No, but it is mildly venomous. 0 risk to human health unless you are severely allergic, wich is very, very rare.

It's a lace curtain you idiot, how could it be poisonous?

That means he now has to stick it in a sock and fuck it.

What about this guy, I'm on vacation in the Us this guy is in the hotel backyard area

Test it, you will become spiderman or die, either way an upgrade to your current life.

I don't think it's an Orb Weaver. It looks more like a Banded Garden Spider.

*Venomous
If you bite it and it kills you, it's poisonous.
If it bites you and kills you, it's venomous.

I swear these cunts get younger and younger. Or you just go to shitty schools.

Western diamondback? Maybe. Not a SNEKMAN BUT PRETTY COOL, WATCH ITS TAILS. ITS PRETTY AWESOME

You silly bastard. That's not a spider.

Venomous

Yes, very.

I would bet good money on that being venomous. I forgot the name because I'm retarded right now, but if it bites you you're going to have a bad time.

>Poisonous

But he's so cute

That'll fuck your day up, stay away.

london perhaps?

Kill it with fire

Pet it dude, the rattling means its happy

It wants the D.

Bright colors are a warning. Especially out in the open

Its already coiled up so maybe you should stay away

Venom is a variant poison don't be mean to OP

Thats why gay people wear colorful clothings

you're lookin at a st andrews cross mate, they're harmless

Should I try to get a stick so I can grab his head?

Nah, orb weaver, they're cool.

forgot the pic, silly me!

And feminists dye their hair

No and it's not venomous

Nuke it first ask later.

grab it by the tail if you don't want to die

I think it's called a Garden Reaver. As far as I know their not poisonous because, one of my friends ate one before.

So if you eat the ones on the middle row you get sick? I honestly don't know if they are poisonous or if it was a typo.

Done, had a friend hold his head with a stick

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

You nigger, kiss it.

Should I be concerned this is building a Web in my stable area?

OP here it just ate a fucking bird help guys there is a shit ton of them right outside that door

I saw that pic on google image. Nigger faggot

timestamp?

Eat? What the fuck. More like if they bite you.

Well, it says they are poisonous so I wanted to know if it was bad to eat them or not.

Yup

It's safe to say that it wouldn't be a good idea to eat it, user.

Backed into web of one of these fuckers once on parents back patio. Bitten directly on back of neck. Feels like someone put a match out on you, no pain after that. No ill effects except priapism.

So are they fucking poisonous, venomous, or both? 'cause you can eat most spiders.

Its a spider so probably but unlikely to be lethal unless you're in Brazil or Australia

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Stick dick out and rattle with it to show dominance

>venomous

No, it's a harmless garden spider. They are 10/10 Bro Tier. Relocate it, watch it spin an amazing web, and enjoy the free pest control. Spiders are our friends.

I assume the ones you mentioned are poisonous.

this spider is coming at me with a knife
is it vemonis????

Albino burmese...you'll be fine.

Well hello there Mr. Noisytush.

Nigga why the fuck would you eat a spider in he first place

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Because they taste like crabs?

We're talking about alive spiders here, come on man.

I hear some can taste pretty good.

I have never heard of a poisonous spider, but I am also not an expert in the field. It was a legitimate question.

It's a banded garden spider as others said!

Is this guy kill yet?

Poisonous insects include members of quite a few groups: butterflies and moths (order Lepidoptera), true bugs (order Hemiptera), beetles (order Coleoptera), and grasshoppers (order Orthoptera), and possibly others.

Incorrect stupid.

Actually, fuck you.

it doesnt matter .kill it

K. So is that a 'yes' or 'no' on the spiders?

Also I forgot about grasshoppers. Thanks m8.

Cept it's not.

Based on what I said; It could be true, yes.

>black on yellow could kill a fellow

so close

That fucker is here in the UK fucking hell never seen one like that before

Kk, thanks.

If you're in GB it'S this one i think

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_bruennichi

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Argiope bruennichi
harmless for humans

No, it's venomous.

Unlikely, but it is probably venomous. You stupid fuck.

I live in the southwest. You need to run away now.

Certain species of trapdoor spiders have very potent venom and most species are highly aggressive.

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Let's put it this way, it's a rare occasion that spiders are poisonous, but spiders that are poisonous do excist.

I'm happy I'm not the only one that gets pissed off when people make that mistake

its a scary snek no touch

Neat.