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WE

1st for azor jon

first for Cersei did nothing wrong

3rd for stannis

1st for pics of sansas pink asshole

WUZ

>mmmmlllppllplplpplplpffss
what did she mean by this

>....whose name is Stark :3

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>killed based bobby b
>spoiled joffrey
>fucks jaime, his cousins and even moonboy
and many more

>we will never see the yi ti empire
>we will never visit the 5 forts
>we will never see the city of the winged men
>we will never see asshai
Instead we are stuck with bad pussy, ebin caloriesee speeches and "let's go murder them".

How do you deal with this feel ?

What is the biggest difference between Stannis in the books and on the show?

So did the Night King somehow lose the ability to track Bran? Where did his army go?

how did they fuck up season 5 so badly senpaitachi

>killed based bobby b
m8 it was Bran who warged into that Boar

less things for DnD to ruin

how did such a shit actor land such a big role.

I cant even remember is she was ever good anymore

QARTHIANS

she armed the faith
how fucking dumb can you be

Nothing. Both are stupid assholes.

going by how d&d butchered the mystery this season, it's for the best

it's stuck behind the door.

Show Stannis burned his daughter sooner than he was supposed to.
At least we will get crispy Shireen next book

Bestfu

perfection

Don't forget retard samwell and his retard wife

>This triggers the American

Stannis is literally Azor Ahai in the books

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

>implying there's anything wrong with smoking
What a soft cunt you are

She's at the Nightfort or whatever though

tobacco

>bland jewess

George said Stannis burns Shireen in the books.
It is happening.

No they were still at Castle Black when one of the fucking Queen's Men for some reason attacked Wun Wun, they were meant to leave for the Nightfort in a while.

smoking is gross and you're gross for liking it

So wait, if bran is responsible for aerys going insane then does that mean he worged into jaime when he killed aerys?

it makes you smell like a trashcan

man it's going to feel bad when they kill her next season

Name one reason to smoke.

He was trying to steal Val

>americlaps get triggered cause they're too low test to enjoy a cig every now and again

Yes, this is a Bran-reality. Bran is everyone and everything. The atoms are really small Brans.

It lets you die sooner

Howland will save her and they will escape the others with unicycles

Bran is seeing. He isn't controlling.

DUDE CANCER LMAO

>smoking is high test now

is this what slavs actually think?

>the atoms are really small brans
"bran-flakes" if you will

She must hate bran by now

Relieves stress.

she's not a jew stop it

so Dany says she's a conqueror, meaning she knows she's not fit to rule. What is she going to do when she leaves Mereen? Just let the slavers take back over so she can come back and conquer them again later? Is GRRM making a joke about her being shit. A poop into one butthole (Essos) and a poop into another butthole (Westeros), back and forth... forever.

the faith are the good guys you pleb, the common people love them

dont call me american faggot

How is Wun Wun sated sexually if there are no female giants around?

>smoking
>manly
Pick two
Don't whine like a faggot just cause you're scared of a little tobacco

>It's the final moments of the last episode of the season
>We're at castle black, crows are doing their daily duties
>Suddenly a guard shouts "OPEN THE GATES"
>Everyone stops working and gets closer to gate
>All eyes are glued to it, expecting Jon and the remaining wildling to be on the other side
>Gate is almost open, camera cuts to the crows
>All of them have a look of disbelief on them
>Camera goes back to the now fully opened gate
>It's not Jon
>This theme starts playing
youtu.be/N3cDLnkYs30?t=82
>Credits roll

Just looks like one. And is bland.

The common people loved hitlery you racist problematic piece of shit

She is shit. The problem is the show makes her out like a hero.

How are you?

Any habitual behavior can relieve stress.
Chemical addiction actually causes stress.

chorah

how about you man the fuck up and smoke crack

Looks cool

Let me guess.
Sex is disgusting and only losers drink alcohol right?

there are mammoths.

the common people boo'd when margery's walk of shame was cancelled, she was the only highborn that did anything for poor people

they're animals

1st for drinking Bran's fluids.

I want rare cordys

You have ten seconds to tell me where Sam stealing his dad's sword is going.

Does Isaac smoke?

>she will never take care of you after a car accident that left you paraplejic
>she will never change your diapers
>she will never clean you while she touches gently touches your penis while applying the lotion and baby powder
>you will never feel secure and cared while she fasten the diaper straps and tells you how much of a good boy you are

Someone call Coldhands to treat this burn

have there been any leaks about the final 4 episodes?

he's going to save Oldtown from the White Walkers.

"The Watch needs it more" so he gives it to Jon so he can dual wield Valyrian swords like a fookin legend

Randyll will get beheaded by Brienne.

Not anymore. Looked cool when old famous people used to take pictures with cigarettes. Now media has created the image of smoking looking ridiculous.

What? Of course not. Sex is great, and alcohol is a social lubricant.

Nowhere

We are focusing to Dany and Jon for the rest of the season.

>HOW TOUGH ARE YA

Please be my gf frogfu!

>paying someone to give you addictive poison

ayy

book!Stannis: Dedicated his entire life to his duty, like a real man.

show!Stannis: Religious zealot that does everything the Red priestess says.

So Randyll will go to the north himself and witness all the more important things that is happening in the world with his own eyes, whihc would lead to him lending Sam Horn Hill men to help the watch and aks help from Olenna that a bigger bad has entered the picture

I WANT TO FUCK LADY GILLY TARLY

stop smoke-posting you underage faggots

no

pic related

He is azor ahai

He's going to lose 100lbs and turn into a hard cunt and kill some walkers.

old town? Perhaps he will ship it to the wall so they have more weapons to fight the white walkers.

Underrated

This is pretty much the only reason

I'd be ok with this

>I have to go... my father needs me.

GOD DAMN THIS WAS SO BRILLIANT