Hey Sup Forums, my friends cockroach is dieing and he wants some ideas on how to bury it.
Hey Sup Forums, my friends cockroach is dieing and he wants some ideas on how to bury it
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Sup Forums space program
put it up ur butt and absorb his magic powers
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blend it with water and use it for your plant
>Dig small hole in ground
>Place body in hole
>Fill hole with dirt
My favorite is the space program but my friend doesn't like the ideas so far
Eat it so it can live on inside
That's boring, he's not gonna do that
Roach boi :(
Viking funeral at sunset
microwave
>Sup Forums space program
this
how old is the cockroach in question? and whats its name?
Take to macdonalds and put in your burger, scream and blame shop, compo is its life insurance
>put in blender with fruits and ice cubes
>blend into smoothie
>give to unsuspecting victim
>?????
>profit
roll
Well I was gonna type this verbatim, but I'll just vote instead of being unoriginal
bury it in your ass so deep the one who would pull it out would be crowned king Arthur
Put a little sailor hat on him and flush him down the toilet. Don't forget to salute during his burial at sea. A bugle would be appropriate too but that may be hard to find on short notice.
Cockroaches. Literally worst fucking fear. Kill that shit.
Sorry it took so long
He said the cockroaches name is Jeff and he doesn't know the age
How do I kill it if it's already dead
this
dont be a fag op
You fucking kill it again. And again. And again.
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
>your only option of not being an epic faggot OP
deliver
He told me that he's gonna burn it
viking funeral
Viking funeral
Here we go I guess
goodnight sweet prince
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This makes me really sad.