Hey Sup Forums, my friends cockroach is dieing and he wants some ideas on how to bury it

Hey Sup Forums, my friends cockroach is dieing and he wants some ideas on how to bury it.

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Sup Forums space program

put it up ur butt and absorb his magic powers

This
Or
This

blend it with water and use it for your plant

>Dig small hole in ground
>Place body in hole
>Fill hole with dirt

My favorite is the space program but my friend doesn't like the ideas so far

Eat it so it can live on inside

That's boring, he's not gonna do that

Roach boi :(

Viking funeral at sunset

microwave

>Sup Forums space program


this

how old is the cockroach in question? and whats its name?

Take to macdonalds and put in your burger, scream and blame shop, compo is its life insurance

>put in blender with fruits and ice cubes
>blend into smoothie
>give to unsuspecting victim
>?????
>profit

roll

i'll vote for this one.

here's instructions for the boat.

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Well I was gonna type this verbatim, but I'll just vote instead of being unoriginal

bury it in your ass so deep the one who would pull it out would be crowned king Arthur

Put a little sailor hat on him and flush him down the toilet. Don't forget to salute during his burial at sea. A bugle would be appropriate too but that may be hard to find on short notice.

Cockroaches. Literally worst fucking fear. Kill that shit.

Sorry it took so long
He said the cockroaches name is Jeff and he doesn't know the age

How do I kill it if it's already dead

this

dont be a fag op

You fucking kill it again. And again. And again.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

>your only option of not being an epic faggot OP
deliver

He told me that he's gonna burn it

viking funeral

Viking funeral

Here we go I guess

goodnight sweet prince

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This makes me really sad.