Cuckcycle edition
CYCLING STARTS AT 14:00 GMT (40 minutes)
Get in here.
Rev up those proxies for stream: bbc.co.uk
/Cyc/
Bentley Rivera
Mason Wood
who /mark 'gold shoes' chapman' here
Easton Gonzalez
If it's got the word cuck in it, Australia will clinch.
Adrian Brown
How are our girls at cuckcycle lads?
I know the pursuit is an easy gold tonight.
Camden Jones
> Reminder
The velodrome is English.
Matthew Wood
Why does he look so depressed?
Jacob Green
>tfw we could get 6 (six) golds today and in the early hours of sunday
Camden Kelly
>tfw only one gold in /cyc/ yesterday
Owen Brown
time has not been kind to beckham
Julian Nguyen
is the derny in front literally a motorcycle? looks kinda like a combustion engine, doesn't really look like an electric bike.
Jason Reyes
>aussies get silver
>get disappointed
This is the curse of a first world country.
Carson Gomez
if you aren't first you're last, remember cuck?
Charles Howard
yup. It has a gas motor and everything.
Cooper Bailey
Rare image of the Australian men's sprint team training
Jayden Myers
Our women are shit in cycling, right?
Justin Gomez
They set a WR in qualification.
Christopher Clark
Elimination today?
Asher Gray
No, they still get trained and equipped by British Cycling.
Samuel Flores
today's schedule (times GMT)
14:00 - 14:21
Women's Keirin First Round
14:23 - 14:42
Men's Sprint 1/8 Finals
15:17 - 15:40
Women's Team Pursuit First Round
20:00 - 21:25
Men's Sprint Quarterfinals
20:18 - 20:22
Men's Sprint Race for 9th-12th Places
20:22 - 20:34
Women's Keirin Second Round
20:53 - 21:21
Women's Team Pursuit Finals
21:27 - 21:39
Women's Keirin Finals
21:41 - 22:25
Men's Sprint Semifinals
22:17 - 22:21
Men's Sprint Race for 5th-8th Places
Cooper Wilson
>electric pace bike
gay
Robert Price
Here we go
Adrian Collins
Oh baby. LETS GO!
Wyatt King
Electric bike wins lol
Luke Powell
Aussie's BTFO
Jonathan Torres
ANNA PLS BE MY GF
Jace Gonzalez
lol wat the fuck that man has a motorbike that's not fair
Easton Collins
Anna "the arse" Meares
Evan Ross
Theme for the morning
William Price
Which cycling events are we in?
Levi Long
>russia with a normal road helmet
fucking hell do you even aero
Adrian Howard
Do you think he spies on Brooklyn and Chloe fucking?
Samuel Russell
Gib stream pls
Christian Price
Did I miss our girl?
Brayden Sanchez
can someone plz give me a uk proxy to watch this on
i just tried one and the page broke
Adrian Brown
You mean BST?
Julian Williams
Actual theme...
Jaxson Hernandez
Can someone tell me what is the point of this fucking motorbike?
Bentley Peterson
I wonder what it's like coaching a women's cycling team?
Mason Martinez
I think we're only not in one of them
Tyler Wilson
maybe
clocks going forward and back is too confusing for me
Parker Anderson
F
Cooper Nguyen
that was yesterday , so we must be in this
Luis Collins
blown the fuck out
Jason Walker
CRASH
Levi Murphy
FUCKKK
Webdm?
Austin Anderson
FATALITY
Cooper Cox
To keep the pace for a rolling start
I imagine it's because there's a lot of variables in standing starts for bike racing so to make it fairer they do rolling starts.
Jack Watson
rip
Kevin Rogers
Laura?
No, her event isn't until about 15 bings past 3 bongs
Ian Green
We're in all thats leftl then
BTW NICE CRASH BWAHAHA
Chase Watson
DOWN GOES FRAZIER
Joseph Nelson
>frog crashing
Ethan Jones
rip
Angel Myers
That works also.
Gabriel Foster
...
Kevin Wilson
frustrating probably, if you bollock them for being shit they might cry or call sexism
Asher Lopez
F
Adam Johnson
not watching, who died?
Jace Lewis
F
>F
F
Charles Bailey
simple crash, nothing major
Jeremiah Thomas
Brody White
THAT FUCKING WALLRIDE
Christopher Jackson
dutch didn't fall. amazing
Oliver Nelson
SHE LAND ON NECK
SHE DED
Michael Fisher
You probably get to dick them tho
Aiden James
WE FUCKING MATRIX NOW
WHAT THE FUCK
Camden Sullivan
Netherlands not in charge of falling for the first time this Olympics
John Allen
JAMES
A
M
E
S
Nathaniel Reed
Holy fuck how did Van Riessen not fall?!
Logan Sullivan
This is why i hate the French.
Jonathan Allen
Van Riesen wallriding like a fucking champion
Michael Allen
>this high up a bend
We could've had an actual death right there.
Nicholas Gutierrez
French rider went full ackbar & tried to take everyone out
Austin Adams
DQ'd for leaving the track.
Logan Ortiz
WHERE IS THE WEBDM
Nathaniel Wood
EVERY BRITBONG PRAY FOR QT REBECCA JAMES
ANOTHER FIRST PLACE PLEASE
Oliver Rogers
holy fuck I didn't realise it was so steep
Dominic Price
>Repairing the track
Time to crack out the gaffer tape
Also, wow I didn't realise how steep the bank was.
Jackson Anderson
>tfw they'll never remake this video with naked Trott and the like
Jose Evans
That NZ girl is pretty cute desu
Jonathan Collins
>france girl trying to suicide bomb the entire grid
Fucking french
Mason Sanchez
POST UNION FLAGS
Josiah Russell
You do if they're Victoria Pendleton.
Jackson Watson
Webm of Van Riesen wallriding when?
Camden Sullivan
Why do the french want to ruin everything?
Nathan Martinez
are you brits hearing an aussie colour commentator?
Jason Mitchell
female clothing gets teared up
wtf i love this sport now
Jeremiah Campbell
that was Neverland fault
Nicholas Turner
Its concerning me
Benjamin Thomas
LUCIO COMING AT YA
Adam Reyes
T. Rosberg
Ethan Allen
Thanks stupid Dutch. Pushing our rider
Dominic Nguyen
> netherlands causing crashes yeah right
Christopher King
>the French rider seemed at fault there
t. Chris Hoy
Hoy has spoken.
Jordan Thomas
NEW
Jace Jenkins
where are the webms
Brandon Brooks
twitter.com
Nice save though
Isaac Reed
>Chinese women's team coach is white
>South Korean women's team coach is white
BLEACHED
Isaiah Fisher
fuck off max cocksucker
Matthew Gonzalez
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP
>tfw haven't played in nearly a week because of Olympics
>tfw I'll never get that Sprinter skin