School computer stories
>5th grade
>finish taking computer test
>log out and decide to fuck around
>use alt and numpad to make random symbols in username section
>turn off screen
>class gets out and I forget about it
>five minutes in to next class get called back to computer lab
>bitch teacher yells at me for breaking the computer and is reporting me to the office
>mfw
>5th grade
Underage faggot fuck off
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Moar
Yes, bc stories happened yesterday
>5th grade
>My and my homie discover the pronz
>google bigsausage pizza
>looking at dick in a pizza
mfw
omggg sick dubs bro XD x)
>unplug monitor
>have rick astley / whatever song ready
>hit key / click mouse discretely
>takes teacher 1 gorillion years to figure out whats going on.
>take screenshot of desktop icons
>delete icons
>teacher has to get tech support in class to figure out whats wrong
th grade
>Underage faggot fuck off
Actually I'm in 6th so stfu
>cmd is blocked
>write a small .bat file that opens it anyway
>use Net User command to create a new admin account
>log into admin account, nothing is blocked anymore, can do whatever I want
>friend shouldersurfed teacher's password
>we log in and open teacher programs
>ability to change and view everyone's password in the school
>can see what's happening on all other user's screens and remotely shut mess with them
>we get some faggot that everyone hated's password and change his wallpaper to something disgusting
>can also see all grades of all students, but we didn't mess with those since that'd go too far
Cont.
>showed her how I did it
>she's like 600 so she doesn't understand
>still is going to report me
>get so mad I throw pencil across the fucking school
>unplug mouse just slightly so its in port but not connected
>teacher thinks computer is broken
>no one uses that pc for days.
Teach me your ways
>be me, 7th grade
>wanna fuck around
>go onto microsoft word
>write "69" in bold letters, and make it 72 font
>hit print and print off 70-150 copies
>walk out laughing
>kid is screaming down the halways "THE PRINTER IS GOING BERSERK"
>laugh my ass off
>uk fag
>at college many years ago
>college is getting pictures for a new prospectus
>want one of a room of students at computers
>photographer comes in and starts setting up
>load up paint
>draw a big cock and balls on the screen
>nobody notices
>prospectus gets printed, expensive glossy thing thousands of copies mailed all over the northwest of england
>crudely drawn cock and balls in every single one
>started windows computer
>press the Fsomething key as it starts
>open some weird screen en press couple of buttons
>put a password on the pc. idea comes up
>all computers are now locked in the school library
>im only one with access for 1,5 weeks
All of those can easily be googled.
I think the bat file was just 3 lines with something easy as "run command" that could bypass the disabling of cmd.
Making a new admin account is easy once you get into CMD:
Net User Username Password /add
replace username and password with the one you want. After that log out of the computer and enter those credentials to log into the admin account.
You can also type Net User to view all accounts and Net User Username /del to delete accounts.
>9th grade
>google add on that changes every picture to shrek
>download
>every picture is shrek
>call teacher
>teacher confused, go on school website all pictures are shrek
>call IT guy
as far as i know you have to be looged into the admin acc to use netuser
this
worked for me on 2 schools
They used Novell or something like that to restrict everyone
>all of 7th grade computing
>70% of class looking at beastiality
>25% goofed off, rest did work
>had limewire on USB
>know buy now what porn pics have viruses
>dowload on everyone PC in our room in 15min break
>network down for 2 day
School sucked, dunno why everyone watched that shit though.
Set the mouse speed super high and changed keyboard to Russian.
>learned how to remotely shut down other computers anywhere on the school's network
>mostly used it to fuck with people
>the day I drop out of school I teach a few freshmen how to do it
>later heard my old math teacher kept having her computer shut off after I left
>also heard someone shut every single computer down one day
>hearty keks were had
You're an idiot, Right?
good to know, thank you
I lol'd
I'm in my senior year right now. (Underage fag get off my board reeeeee, I've been browsing since 05)
Anyways we have all new wireless printers and projectors. I would connect and print pictures of display something on the projector. Usually porn but sometimes funny shit.
> Year: 1999
> UK College
> Changed every computer in main room to my own paid for AskJeeves search home page, using affiliate program.
> Earned 1p per search
> The computer room was ran by idiot 50 year old women
> All computers stayed with my homepage for a year
> earned a shit load of conversations.
>be me
>14 years old
>just learned some html
>just the basics like putting headers and images
>makes a html document named "the buswanker site"
>my friend thinks it'd be funny to put pictures of the head teacher and other teachers on it
>somehow the teachers find the document no idea how
>in the middle of class "user, come with me to the head's office immediately"
>fuck.jpg
>get a criminal record for "slander"
>mfw
I turned dowm the brightness on the monitor and i gotna detention for breakig the computer
autism
>7th grade
>Best friends with Tom and his adopted brother Fred
>Fred has been in the family for like a year and a half
>Computer class with Fred
>Teacher is a wad of lard that sits in chair all day and tells us to follow instructions on the board
>Class easy as shit, finish early every day
>One day finish early and messing around with Fred
>Throwing crayons and school supplies at eachither
>Lard ass starts screaming
>IDGAF
>Struggles to get out of her chair and literally falls and faceplants on the floor and just lays there
>Busted up laughing, Fred calling her fat
>She uses her cellphone to call he principal who shows up
>Tells our parents, mine are mad but don't care too much
>Don't see Tom or Fred for like three days after.
>Tom finally shows up and is super upset
>He tells me his parents returned Fred
>in computer lab one day for a test
>finish early, ask teacher if I can play a game or something
>she's cool as shit, says yes
>I fire up the copy of Doom (plus some sweet mods) I have saved onto one of the main school servers and start playing
>buddy next to me finishes, suggests we do a deathmatch
>I'm game, we start one up
>as people start finishing the test up, they've noticed what we were doing and want in on it
>before long we've got a straight up LAN party going in the fucking computer lab
I believe I won the match too.
actually net user command was a mess in windows XP, i think they hotfixed it sometime but nobody actually updates computers like that
found a guest pass account (access to youtube facebook and shit) sold password for guest pass for £15
>8th grade
>just learned about some of the Google easter eggs
>change it to hacker Google
>teacher walks by
>she freaks out and thinks I'm hacking the Pentagon or some shit
>get in-school suspension
>play my PSP and nap for a few days because nobody gave a shit
Trying this
>2005, innacollege UK
>work out local admin pw used when image was built
>net send command tomfoolery during lessons
>decided to go one step further and made a batch file to spam "user is a fag" or some shit
>left it running on some PC in a back room no one ever goes in
>every computer in the campus had this message jammed on the screen
Education IT services are fucking amatuers.
Oh and some retard asked me how to spell something so I looked at his screen and he was changing his secret question....literally asked me how to spell the answer
>cue password reset and coming out email to friends and family
>same college
>went into computer block during lunch break
>around 45 PC's in one room
>went round to each mouse and took the ball out of the bottom
>40 PC's rendered useless as only around 5 spares kept on site
>When I was a child/teen
>In IT class
>"Bois, look up fissure on Google images"
>Everyone does it because we're kids
>It's actually an anal fissure
>Everyone freaks out because it's naughty
>In college
>In one of the computer labs
>Someone left their computer to go somewhere
>I don't like them
>Change their background to scat porn
>Lock computer and leave
Good fun.
Holy kek
Kek I used to look after a hosting environment/teeny weeny data centre, tl;dr we set up a unreal tournament server over Christmas and left it running all year by mistake.
>tfw if you've been to the doctors your money has, in a very roundabout way, paid for our dedicated server
>2008/9, innashittyhelpdeskjob
>bro tier colleague works out local admin password used to image computers (noticing a pattern here)
>all machines had SQL running so they could load the same shit application we sold to users
>connect services.msc to other machines while they are on a call
>restart SQL
>bathe in tard rage
>Middle school
>Internet blocked anything even related to games
>All computers had access to a public folder where anybody could open any file
>Made a folder called George Ames (get it?)
>Put pirated copy of Half Life 1 with Counterstrike 1.6 on it
>Tell all the lads
>Lan parties in the library after lunch
>People start putting their own downloaded games in the folder
>Whole school is in on it
>Become regarded as a god as the kid who put all the games on the computers
>Get to cut in line at lunch
>Make new friends
>Popular despite my pudgyness
>Girl even offered to kiss me if I showed her how to play
>It was on the cheek but my adolescent hormones didn't care
>Teachers never found out and nobody told the principal what we were doing
>I'm now in college with no friends and I stay in my room most of the time not talking to my roomate
Life is a funny thing.
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>be me
>in computer lab
>idk 4th or 5th grade
>buddy tells me you can get cool cursors online
>download and install an obvious virus for free cursors
>make cursor cock and balls flopping around
>H E H.html
>log out and go home
>next day teacher mad AF but dont know who to blame because the only accounts we had were "Student and Teacher"
>early to mid 90's...i'm old
>put raw fish in small ziplock bag
>puncture a few holes in the bag
>go to computer room
>open up back cover of pc
>wedge it in there
>wait
>untraceable stench
>kek
The op faggot patting himself on the back
Oh damn you good
>returned Fred
Fuck...
> me on math test years ago
>Press shift several times
>Sticky keys and taksbarpops up
>Carefully open calculator and close sticky keys
>Pass the test mysteriously...
>Mid 2000s
>Have to use this program to type something (Don't remember what)
>Someone figures out that the program comes with a text to speech feature
>We all use illegible fonts so that the teachers/EDs can't read what we're typing
>We all use headphones, so they can't hear
>tfw we write stupid shit and pass headphones to one another, laughing at the robotic voice reading fucked up shit
Anyone else do this?
those are some pretty sweet glory days.
Why don't you hack into some college stuff and make fun for everyone. It worked one time
>start A-level computing (ie shit-tier programming)
>got an E in the end, but that is irrelevant
>lots of the new, autistic kids took this class
>one particular spacko thinks the best way to get friends is to bulk email to the entire school a bunch of porn files
>he left the school
>I don't know if there was a link
>sneak into computer room during break
>go into class database
>add pictures of sodomy to power point presentation that another guy had made
>faggot galore next class
>playing flash-games instead of working
>suddenly the mouse starts moving towards the x
>figger and it tec or some such is trying to shut the game
>their can be only one
>commence the mouse battle
>every time the mouse is about to click the x nudge it away
>this goes on for a few minutes
>before the controls go dead
>and the game shunts
>as soon as I get control back
>open paint and write
>"this is exactly like auschwitz"
get banned from pc's for a month for calling IT Nazis
>a month passes
>"now we hope you've learnt your lesson"
>go into pc room
>print off 9001 swastika's
>go upstairs and throw them out the 4th floor window
banned for 2 months
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North west Brit here
Which college my man?
I am not OP btw
>6th grade
>computer science class
>halfway into year and class is pretty cool
>teacher is a 55 yr old woman how has a helper dog
>one day we start a new project
>it is an animation project
>mfw i always wanted to do this
>get paired with some asshole
>whatever
>I do all the work he gets on youtube
>get home one night, project done
>get horny, get idea
>create a masterpiece of porn animation
it was pretty shit thinking back on it
>finish jerkin'
>exit program
>school next day
>i tell partner to upload project
>"which one?" he asked
>me not giving a fuck says
>"the most resent"
>upload completed
>go home
>Next day get called to principals office
>visableconfusion.gif
>partner is there too
>which one of you did it?
>oh shit, at this point I realize it
>by bullshitting and false logic i manage to pin it on some asshole kid hacking into the project
>completely believes it
> got off Scott free
>2 years later talking to partner
>brings it up
>confesses to making a porn on it and that it was his fault.
>mfw
gods work
the fuck
very clever
> Be me
> 1 year of high school
> Computer class, everyone has to do a powerpoint
> Person named Mathias in class forgets to log out when class ends
> I notice
> Go into class during lunch and to the computer still logged on to his account.
> Changes every image in his power point to scat and granny porn images and gifs
> Save and log out
> Presentation next day infront of whole class
> Projector showing EVERYTHING
> Didn't like that guy to begin with.
Levelup.jpg
hard kek
Recently was at Walmart and I guess they didn't set up any protection on this laptop, easily found system32 and deleted it.
wtf? How are such ppl even allowed to adopt?
returned fred lol
>Loaded every emulator and rom I could onto shared network
>Go uncaught for months
>Principal calls me into his office
>Goodbyecruelworld.png
>He wants tetris.
>Brain bsods
>Download tetris
>Show him how to rig it up
>Teachers start giving me requests
>Dr. Mario, Bubble Bobble, Mortal Kombat
>I've turned the school computer system into an arcade
>Gamepads are bought for the school
>mfw
>Be me 10 years old
>This massive dick likes to bully me
>One day we have computer science
>We have our own computer accounts, so if you log in on a different computer somethings remain ex. wallpaper and few documents
>10 minutes into the class I go to the bathroom
>About a few moments after there's a fire drill at school
>Teacher forgets me
>When I go running back to the computer lab, I see that everybody is gone and all the computers is unlocked
>Finds the dicks computer, starts googling playboy wallpaper and sets it as his wallpaper
>Logs off and run to the football field where everybody else is
>After the fire drill, the lesson is over and everybody just log off their computers
>Next week
>The dick is still being a dick and makes me take a computer in the corner (so I sit by myself)
>He logs in on his computer and meets the wallpaper I choose for him
>The computer teacher looks at him in horror
>The teacher, his parents and everybody gets called in, saying how porn is not okay to search on school computers.
I got my little revenge that day.
Rotate desktop 90°
>7th grade to now
>Log onto computers and quickly (like 3 seconds)quickly have admin privileges
> Use it to change wallpaper, mouse colour, sounds shit like that
>Retarded classmates think I'm a genius
this.
The poster was unable to consider that it was from years ago.
>be me, 7th grade, 2001
>early morning computer typing class
>teacher turns on news
>apparently, some buildings have been hit by planes in New York
>everyone else in class flipping the fuck out
>teacher almost crying
>I'm thinking it's either a movie or whatever the fuck. Not really caring.
>thinking about playing Sonic CD on my Windows 98 when I get back home
>mfw not understanding the seriousness of what's going on
>Mathias
Kraut detected.
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>be in gr.12
>boring ass programming class or some shit with all faggy nerd kids in here
>dont know why i was in there in the first place
>paki or indian(all same shit) teacher teaching some shit on board
>boring asf
>decide to go on mofunzone and play coolio beats 2
>start playing like a crazy motherfucker everyone hearing me smash the keyboard keys
>me not giving 2 fucks becuz i feel like slash in a fucken concert
>hear my paki teacher say turn that shit off
>i didnt know he was talking to me
>i was going in on this game like if my life depended on that shit
>says to turn that shit off
>i thought it was some faggy nerd kid trying to tell me to turn it off
>say "go suck yourself faggot" while still going ham on coolio fucken beats 2
>turns out it was the faggy paki indian teacher instead
>he rages
>get sent to office
>in school suspension
>failed that class with a 12%
Actually... Swede :(
God? Is that you?
Remember doing that when I was in school
Mods
Not like it was that serious. A few thousand people died, not like that's a fucking daily occurrence.
godspeed
Mfw you aren't hung in the principals office
>be me
>be 16, still in school
>taking internship at local IT company
>get ordered to school
>been given all passwords
>fast forward two weeks
>turn school into botnet
>used it for the lulz on here for two years until they replaced the computers
Boring story to my back then best "hacking" stunt.
>8th grade.
> Friend wants to show me this tits he saw on the Internet.
> Go to the back of the class where the retarded kid was with his computer. Friend tells retarded kid what to Google.
>We see boobs, friend then starts asking him "why are you googling that?" And confusing him so he believes he's the one that shows it to us.
>friend and I leave and go back to our work.
>after school retarded kid is in the principal's office with his parents because of it. Says he doesn't know why he did it but doesn't implicate us(because we were never approached by the principal or anything)
>retarded kid can no longer us a computer by himself and has to be with a partner for the rest of the year.
One of my teachers was a 'white' Muslim. She was pretty upset about the treatment she apparently got in the fallout of 9/11 for the rest of the year. As for me, I was just busy playing Dragon Ball Z Mugen 2 with my fellow weebs.
Hardcore.jpg
kek'd at the lack of fucks given
ur a champ user
Jay what the fuck
Heh
>be me.. be a dutchfag
>we used to have this web-to-sms site called smscity where u can buy credits and send sms to whoever
>install keylogger on all pc's at school i could get my hands on
>make this master smscity account
>grab hunders of smscity logins
>log.on all of them and transfer all credits to master account
>credits_millionaire.jpg
>used this account to send bulk sms to friends and fuck with them.
>one night i sent 400 messages to a friend
>next day he said his dad got mad and broke his phone cuz of all the buzzing going on..
>topkek.mkv
Best Kenshin scene ever
>9th grade
>school shares shitty laptops
>change keyboard to russian
>change chrome language to arabic
>mfw the laptops had a password in english
anyone 'member the little script that would just keep copying multiple copies of every file on hd to desktop... killed every machine in school with that little doozie... was late 80's early 90's so school only had 13 machines...
i regret nothing
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>Rotate screen 180° so that it's upside down
>Idiot teacher can't figure out how to fix it
>Buys new computer
I was in 7th grade choir when our teacher stopped and turned on the TV. We were all collectively wondering what was happening. By my next class the second plane had hit the other tower and we left school early that day. It was all weird to me at the time, and I didn't quite understand how 2 pilots could get shit so wrong at the same time
North West too. I'd also like to know.