She will only fall for the stupidest pickup line of all times

She will only fall for the stupidest pickup line of all times.

Give her your best, Sup Forums!

get in the van cunt

/end

Are you jamaican? Because jamaican be crazy...

>Freckles
Disgusting
>Nose piercing
Even more disgusting

GTFO with that ugly carrot

You smell like shit. Let's go take a shower.

Are McDonlads

Cause The loiving in it?

Give me one reason why she's worth my best. I don't want to go spreading my 80% success lines without a damn good reason.

what's your sign?

I can hit all of your freckles with cum. I have good aim.

Kek also,
>check em

M'lady

lol stay mad fat boy

I see you have the face herpes, want one of more

gimme the pussy i know you have it....

"I hope you can deepthroat better than my dog."

Did you just fart cuz you blew me away

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Did you shit in a pile of a sugar

Because your ass in a sweet one?

Hey, I lost my V-Card, can you help me find it?

I think that rap is the best of all music genres and Kanye West is THE musical genius of our or any other time.

Fukken kek

Excuse me, lady, may I play connect the dots with your freckles?

Sorry English is not the mother language

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

not him but . . .
>lol
the reply of a gay boy who is nervous and just got shamed
>stay mad
don't sense any anger in him
u mad is like 20 years old
maybe grow up and come into 2016 with us?
oh yeah, you're 12
>fat boy
not sure how you determine body metrics over the internet
oh yeah, you're 12 and now butthurt and that's the best you could come up with
fyi, if anything, his post smells alpha as fuck

btw, i agree with him tho
freckles are nasty
and she's got a ton on her chest which is already starting to look like leather
another 5 years and she'll be crusty freckle skunk bitch

Ayy girl, yeah you can sleep over tonight
The couch pulls out
I don't ;)

No worries mate, just made it that much better

This She's a bit on the ugly side to boot. Freckles on the lips too? And why does the middle of her forehead between her eyes have no freckles at all?

Nice tits, wanna fuck?

Why would you voluntarily join an argument THIS stupid? Just enjoy the dumb jokes.

Do you like Dragonball z? Cause I'm gonna be draggin' my balls across your forehead.

stay mad fat boy

>Wanna fuck and eat pizza??

>What? You don't like pizza!?

9gagger here
OMG i love gingers
OMG i love freckles
Does she like star wars n pizza?
Doe she like meemays? Haha I like the bad luck brian one

NICE!

I was on Sup Forums earlier and saw your picture...

Trade you my soul for a freckle

ay bby wan sum fuk?

"Ay yo girl what dat thing smell like doe."
#pantydropper
#seaofpunani
#toomuchpussy

have you farted cause youve blown me away

if you were a bogie id pick you

I'd berry my dick so deep in you whoever could pull it would be crowned King Arthur

i to take you to coffee blender drink

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