>Be me
>Pick up your phone.
>There's a message from your best friend's gf.
>No text, just pic related.
>She just keks at it and says she make a mistake and that was for his bf.
>Then quickly send another message to ask for your silence "and I will owe you a huuuge favour :* :* ".
IMHO: fuckable bitch approach.
What would you think and do??
tell your mate his gf is a hoe, he leaves her and then you have a beer with him afterwards you dickwad
Is that some sort of "monkey monster" in the bath tub?
This.
If you're comfortable doing anything else then he's not really a friend - and neither are you.
What kind of favor? ;~)
>This is your response, use it whether you are just gathering evidence or gonna fuck her
I would suggest fucking her
I done this, it don't work out like that
you're not his best friend, actually, you're not a friend of his at all.
Be a bro and tell your friend what happened so he can dump that heartbreaking hoe
ask her when can u talk about it,
don`t do anything digitally, only face by face
If I weren't then I was already at that pussy's home, you know.
Just wanna do the best moves for anyone, including myself.
You're suggesting me to ask for a talk just me and her about this?
What happened?
this is the right answer. theres bunch of great fucks out there, and your buddies gf is one you def would regret. best friends are harder to find.
Fuck her right in the pussy
Time to get your dick sucked for silence.
>She just keks at it and says she make a mistake and that was for his bf
>his bf
>bf
best friend?
So did she mean to send it or not?
Ask for tits you asshat. She meant do send it and she wants you .
Those hips look well fuckable. Get her to send you more.
> /b me
> best buddy is off at a party, we are all having a good time
> I stumble upon his gf sitting on some random guys lap, she sees me and immediately gets up
> she is super drunk and walks up to me and whispers in my ear omg user I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just super horny so you need to find me Jon(her bf) so he can fuck me or you need to take me somewhere and fuck me right now.
> Tell her follow me
> As we are walking out Jon is walking back in from the store with more booze
>Hits me up confused like "whats going on?" Tell him he is about to break up with his gf he just don't know it yet
>wait till we are sober and tell him the story about how she was trying to get dicked and that she was super hoe
>he gets her side of the story and she tells him I was all over her trying to get her to leave with me and trying to get her drunk and horny
>he believes her and I never see him again
>MFW they get married and have two kids together
>MFW she cheats on him and then leaves the kids with him to raise
I tell you what, if I get the opportunity again, I'm fucking the slut. At least it will have been worth it.
Anyone suggesting anything other than fucking her or getting your dick sucked are white knight faggots. Pussy is pussy. Man up n get your dick wet.
boyfriend.
it was for her boyfriend, so my best friend.
Allegedly not intended, but I still have some doubts someone could be so dumb with a smartphone...
What's it like not having any real friends?
guess he was your best buddy but you're not his best buddy.
bitch made niggas are making it hard to be a good dude out here.
She seems to have a fat pussy. Very nice. Now tell her the only way you'll keep your mouth shut is if she sends tits.
>There's a message from your best friend's gf.
>best friend
Don't. Also tell your best friend. Nothing good will come out of this.
your problem for having shitty friends, my best mate would believe in a second, im sure of that
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Feels good man. Pussy up the ass and I do what I want. Why do I need "friends" when I have a stable supply of pussy, beer, and vidya games.
if you're that thirsty for just a lay you are either a virgin or retarded. Or both
Fuck her op. It's better you than some corner nigger.
sounds like a shitty life, having good mates is the best
Nice trips. Or just don't give a fuck about anyone but myself.
That's what my mind is suggesting me.
But my dick already forced me to cum over that pic twice. Never thought things like this could really happen in "normal" life... feels like a porn videogame really
I guess thats reasonable.
Yeah he was "in love" and completely in denial. It was easier for him to just believe the sweet lie than fact the cold facts.
The funny thing is if I would have been able to fuck her, he would have had to break up with her, me and him would still be tight too.
Bro code: if you can take my girl from me be my guest. She's a hoe not my bro.
this
And an active imagination... Good for you, user!
That's what I'm afraid of.
But also chicken hiding this slut's manner is a way to ruin our friendship.
So ruining by ruining, better get as much as I can from that slut too.
That's what my dick is suggesting me.
But my head puts my best friend on top, it's full of bitches out there.
>So am I, still not responding to that slut's last message while already jacked off more times on her pussy. Life's sick.
why would fucking her have been worth it?
standards bro.
Only way to be sure is to ask for tit pics.
This. But get a little more proof first, just in case your friend doesn't believe you.
Fuck her then tell him, if he is a bro he will understand.
If you tell him right now, he won't have enough proof to break up with her and if he stays with her he'll always suspect she likes you. You guys friendship will be over.
She was hot, big ass, cute teeth, small cute tits, I used to fuck my gf while this girl was being fucked by him in the same room so I saw her being banged and always sort have wanted to...
That would ruin everything... but I will go a very careful of this way:
can always justify it with my friend that I was making sure she wasn't messing up with me.
Will respond to her right now. I'm a sissy I know, kekd at myself too. Scared by a potential naked slut.
this
doesn't sound like a true friend, any true friend would take your word as truth or at least actually try to figure out what happened instead of denial
She's responding.
Help me get more pics without messing up with my bf if possible and will share here.
Just act like you're into her, but let your buddy know ahead of time. Maybe you could pretend like you're seeing if this incident was just an accident, for his sake. Imho this could go either way user.
here's what you do
>"alright baby, it'll be our secret"
>"oh thank you user"
>"no problem, you can repay me later"
>"how about I repay you now user sama"
>you hear knock at the door
>it's her
>you rip off your shirt
>"oh my user-sama, how did you get those scars?"
>"never mind that, we have business"
>grab her arm
>"a-user-sama your hurting me"
>"you can drop the act she demon"
>"w-what?"
>pull out katana
>"I've seen through your disguise. I won't allow you to leach of my friends anymore"
>her face contorts
>"so it's you then... the man with the dragon fang scar. I had hoped to seduce you and do away with you in your sleep."
>"sorry to disappoint you, but your not my type"
>swing sword
>miss
>claws your face
>"fool, no man has ever defeated me on their own"
>"they didn't have something to protect!"
>charge your power while screaming
>"no, i-it can't be!!"
>"SOUL SPLITER BLADE OVERRUN!!!"
>"AAAAHHHHH!!!"
>fall to knees
>"it's over"
>get up weakly
>walk into sunset
that easy user. honestly surprised you didn't think of it yourself.
you're a fucking faggot go die if u don't get a message
how old are you? how good of a friend is her bf?
how long have they been dating? I need more info to make an accurate judgment.
ask her for more pics and show them to us
do you have more pix
you could be a nice person and drop it. but then again youre on Sup Forums.
I'm also trying to save a friendship user. That's way better in my world than getting a fucking reply from her.
We're both 27.
She's 24
They're dating since 2012's Xmas
except OP actually has proof.
Sure. Obviously not naked.
show her your dick
holy shit are you British.
Start charging your spirit bomb OP
No user sorry
ask her for some
>We're both 27.
>She's 24
>They're dating since 2012's Xmas
this situation seems pretty volatile. I would recommend that you not tell your friend until you are absolutely sure and have a really good amount of proof, if you tell him at all. at this point your friend will probably be left with deep emotional scars no matter what you do, so the best you can do is try to break it to him delicately so that they don't end up getting married or buying an expensive house together.
but that city in the background though
Fuck dude go get laid
Pretty much this.wait for details and Also screenshot and back up to thumb drive
You owe it to your bro to be his eyes and ears.
Why the fuck is there a backpack in the tub?
ok men. I'm in. Told her it's ok i will help her but need to talk about this. no way to come back from this now.
Good fuckin luck OP
think that's the robe of this hoe
fuck you OP she clearly removed her pants for you
just give me her number if you won't and I'll fuck the hell out of that hips
Thanks. I'm going to go nasty. I'll download a male naked picture (with very big dick, why not) and send it to her. "what would you do in my shoes??"
Good idea? Bad idea?
good.
I call bull
pic sent.
Tell her you are masturbating to the pic
Here's your options, OP:
Do you cherish your friendship enough to pass up what looks like 7/10 pussy?
Or are you willing to throw that friendship away to smash her?
Women are fucking insane, remember. She'll likely use having sex with you as a way to destroy her current boyfriend's ego.
Tread carefully.
Source: I fucked my best friend's ex-gf like two days after they broke up. She was doing it as a revenge fuck and I was doing it because I'm a savage soulless opportunist with no soul
Why?
OP is not faggot? what is happening to me?!
bad idea IMO.
How does she 'accidentally' send it to you tho? Are you and your m8's names almost identical? Assuming she saved both your numbers in her phone. Most girls save their boyfriends under stupid shit like 'bae'
this also tried this
got in a fight and woke up in my bed missing a shoe, 2 hours away
had to awkwardly drive back getting yelled WHY YOU TELLING HIM I CHEAT
and he didnt believe me, hated me
i think about three times now, 3 different people
i agree with this one and what do you got to lose she has a boyfriend and you not so get her to cheat with you let her break up with bf. this could be your best day ever so do not mes this up
Could be your friend right next to her testing your friendship. Is she a evil fuck?
THIS
im this guy
gotta say honor is for retards.
your gonna get hated by your friend either way so might as well give him proof
holy shit dude go outside once in a while
dont think so, she was kinda naked in that photo, unless he's a cuck and doesnt care...
get more pics, ass plz
She didn't accidentally send it. She wants her bfs best friends' dick
purest of autism
true..... come on user deliver something!
I don't know if it's good or bad now. Maybe I've fucked up everything. I saved the pic from internet and pretend to say to my bf it was a test to see if she really has gone mad.
fuck all the other replies, first time i've lold all day
fellow writerfag? good parody here that these retards cant understand
Good story user.
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Fuck your best friend, OP. Here's what you do
>Start speaking with your BFF like you have gay interests
>Flirt up a fucking storm
>Get him into it
>There are two genders only
>Get him drunk one night
>Start talking about your interest in sex and flirting really hard with him
>When you get the opportunity, suggest a 3some
>Get his gf involved
>Get them drinking at your place
>Suggest 3some jokingly, then ease them into idea
>Either get him drunker than her and wait for him to pass out
>Or get em both equally drunk and fuck the shit out of his gf in front of him but use the term "threesome" instead of "cuckold"
>Fucked his gf and it's justified
>Still got your cuckold best friend
>Fucked his bitch
>She'll probably be back for more
It's sad that you don't know that's sad...
Sup Forumsros I LOVE YOU. Things are getting worse for her. Cutting out screenshots for you
I've legitimately sent my wife a message meant for my gf. Now the crazy bitch thinks I love her. So mistakes happen. Maybe her huge favour makeup is just a beer. Stop thinking with your dick
thats what you fucking get for white knighting. lose your friend and the easy fuck
play a sport
I wish this would actually work.