If you could describe the character of Black Widow in around three words or so, how would you do it?

If you could describe the character of Black Widow in around three words or so, how would you do it?

Complete whore

slut

sentient semen extractor

Professional cum dumpster

whore slut

SHE'S

Russian femme fatale.

slut

Came here to post either of these, was not disappointed

Tits Token Shit

She a slut

BLACKED Widow

ScarJo in Spandex

traditional chaste lady

hey big guy

i want to slowly unzip that little leather piece and flop out one of her big wobbly BOOBs and suck on it feverishly whilst she tellls me im mummys little boy

Why does Black Widow even exist in the Avengers team, she literally does nothing but stand around being all sexy. Whenever they get into a fight with some superpower she fucking pulls out her guns and tries shooting shit, and then karate kicking shit, and then I assume she just runs into a corner and cries because she doesn't actually have any super powers to help.

The Avengers films are a shit showcase for her. Winter Soldier was the only time she was really good because she got to do spy stuff instead of just shooting things.

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Terrible hair cut

no Russian accent

Giant round boobies

black widow should be used as more of a spy role instead of a straight combat character. I wish she'd get her own movie with hawkeye, vision, and scarlet witch.

we all do.

female James Bond

Has no uterus.

At least that's how Wheedon summed her character up.

sit
on
me

>MILF version of blondbunny
muh DECK

Some pig

Stronk
Womyn
Power

I'm so glad she's never getting her own movie, she works best as a secondary character

slut

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She could work as a primary figure if they put her into an espionage film.

SEXY SCARLET SPY

>32 replies
>28 posters
everytime

Slut

SEXY SCARLET PIE (becaie you just want to eat her out)
ftfy

Big 'ol titties

Because almost anyone they fight, or anything like in the first Avengers she can handle herself. She can handle her own more so than 7 billion people on the planet. She's literally one in billions. That's why. It's not hard to comprehend.

She's a super soldier that's probably the weakest on the team, but one of the smartest in planning. I'm not even a big fuckin Marvel fag and can understand her character.

Well if she gets her own movie
Maybe they'll consider introducing Matt in the MCU movies

she's a slut

Former Russian Assassin.

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useless whore slut

slut shoots things

>being able to tame Hulk
>useless

Nice!

PHAT
WHITE
ASS

Repentant former assassin.

Buttfuck in Pussy

jerk off material

slut gun retarded

Wanna smell waste

Black Widow, please.

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She is fictional dum-dumb

hotlipsfattitsandassthatmakemecuminmyfuckingpants martial arts

Tits and ass.

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Shallow but hot

Very large personalities

>blondbunny
patrician tier

holy crap this is the woman who played in orgasmo. damn she came a long way

Tastey turd cutter

Would huff farts