It's time

It's time.

No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out.

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OP is faggot

I quit my job today because my boss threaten me with a pay deduction if I didn't work a day (when I had work all day for a week)

I fucking hate people who smoke weed, they are
pathetic human beings who don't know how to
function when they get home so they try to alter
their mind state and 'feel good'. They are pathetic.

My 15 year old sister just said she would pay me $50 to buy her condoms. I refused and told her to ask someone else.

Am I wrong?

mfw my 15 year old sister is going to lose her virginity before I do

I have a below average penis size and I'm scared to have sex with girl because of this.

I want to watch my wife fuck my autistic brother

Realize how nice I treat you and compare me to the fucking friends you drool for

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No, you just hate the fuckboys you look down on that smoke weed. So you just associate everyone that smokes weed to them, and look down on them and look for reasons to hate them.

Why the hell would she need you to buy them for her? Condoms aren't age restricted purchases.

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Im team instinct in a college cam9us.
Im laughable

I still think of her, haven't talked in a long time. She is getting married to some other guy soon.

My liberal friend is voting for Hillary even though she knows Hillary is a corrupt and horrible person.

The are celebrating 25 years

m'lady

Pathetic

broke into an abandoned house and stole some shit that retards left there. kinda regret it

I hate almost every aspect of my life.

I first tricked into having sex when I was about 6, and I belive it fucked me up mentally to the point where I have trouble viewing women as nothing but sex objects

She can't drive and I guess she thinks I've had sex before.

I want to date my co worker :/

Reddit is actually kind of cool.

The sharp pain of depression never really does go away.
As a youth, I always used to be sceptical of people who said they had been experiencing years-long depression. And now, here I am. Three solid years of waking up feeling like I'm deflated, sleepwalking through life, feeling like I'm living through a shell of myself.
I was in a car accident years ago which is going to cause chronic pain for the rest of my life. I've mainly been desensitized with that and I've learned how to live with it. But the pain from depression... that's as raw and as sharp as it was in the beginning.
I continually wish I could wake up one day, and it'd be about 5 years, 10 years, 20 years in the past and start over. What I've made of my life is not a meaningful existence. The only things which keeps me going are the little joys: supper with family and friends, flirting with girls, and so on. But the pain never goes away, and I feel guilty about it because I actually live decently well. I don't know where it's coming from, or when it will end.

Fuckkkkk the one chick I dig more than anyone else, and are on good terms, with is dating a guy two grades above, a varsity rower, and way out of my league. Is murder acceptable in some cases?

I AM 22 FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND I HAVE ONLY HAD SEX WITH PROSTITUTES

agreed

The bitch is a fucking cunt, psycho cunt. Fuck you you stupid fucking whore, if you ever hit me up to fuck again I'm taking your fucking asshole by force and smacking the shit out if you while I do it. Youre lucky if I don't fucking kill you you fucking bitch cunt whore, I hope you fail at life you unambitious fucking psycho bitch, all your future boyfriends will never respect you and cheat on your stupid slow ass... Hmm I feel better now.

Fucking honestly though watch the zeitgeist series you wagecuck cocks god damn.

two things actually:
i fucked up real bad a little over a week ago, and hurt my girlfriend a lot. not physically, but i just lashed out at her all of a sudden because i was feeling distant. i had the right to talk to her but i just started acting like a disgusting piece of shit. but something i never told anyone ever, after i realized how bad it was, i was thinking about how shitty i am, how much i deserved to be punished, and then i understood why people cut themselves. i didn't cut myself, but i honestly considered it for a hot minute or so and that's terrifying.

the other thing is that im starting to question my gender. still identify as male, the same gender i was assigned at birth, but i don't feel 100% 'cis male' the best label to describe myself is demiboy (sounds like a made up gender, but i just see it as a label) but even then that doesn't fit me either. i feel more of a male than that. it's not like im uncomfortable with he/him pronouns, but i just feel like if i presented adnrogynously or even a little femininely, i wouldn't really matter. :/

Since my 'friends' and family want to treat me like a fringe/as if I don't exist, I'm going to just return the favor and not bother with them anymore. I won't like their statuses since they don't like mine, I won't try to initiate conversation, and I won't tell them jack shit about what's going on in my life anymore. I won't remove them entirely, because I still want them to witness it when I become the success no one believes I can become.

Fucking yearly convention just came to town this weekend, and NO ONE invited me or even talked to me about it, and they ALL KNOW just how much I love going (but I couldn't this year for a number of reasons). Fucking hell.

And don't even get me started on the daily disrespect I get from the average mouth-breathing troglodyte. Like earlier at the train station: did that fucker REALLY have to kick the roach in MY direction? Why even kick it at all? The benches are dirty and aren't cleaned regularly; those broads shouldn't have been sitting there in the first place. But no, they just had to sit their fatasses down, and THAT ONE ASSHOLE had to come over and try to remove the roach for some reason by kicking it practically at me. Fuck, why not just leave it alone? Oh, and to that fat fucker talking shit about me at Publix? Man...

It's a good thing I'm a better person than I was when I was younger. Fuck, man.

Get help pal, you need it, and probably won't ever regret it

DAMNIT YOU CUAGHT ME I HAVE BEEN SPAMMING /INTH/ ON COPY CAT CHAN FOR 3 DAYS AND NOW THEY ARE GOING FULL NUCLEAR

I have a fear of changing in locker rooms and avoid it at all costs even at school

sorry bout that, satan. but technically, you're not alive.

why?

got in a fight with my gf today and said some shit that must've hit too close to home for her. now shes not talking to me and im genuinely concerned we may break up tomorrow.

PLOT TWIST THOUGH

i dont think ive ever been truly happy in our relationship. if we break up tomorrow it'll 100% be me doing the dumping because shes too in love with me to do it, and no im not just pumping my own tires. its not that im looking to dump her right this second, i kinda figured itd happen inevitably so ive had time to come to terms with it, but i genuinely do care for her and hate to see her heartbroken. no matter what i'll be the asshole when its all over and done with, and it'll suck for a while but ill be able to move on and eventually she will too.

basically how fucked am i Sup Forums, how do i do this without being the king of douchebags, or is it even too late at all to do anything? should i try to redeem myself and save face to keep her from doing anything regrettable (like shanking me in my sleep) or am i too far past the point of no return?

I'm a teenage girl with the kinks of a lonely 40 year old man, and i wish i felt like killing myself, but instead i'm probably going to end up hurting kids

Im in love with a friend of a friend. Sadly the first friend has a crush on me.

I've thought about it off and on, I've actually tried it in the beginning but all they've suggested was for me to take medication. I've heard horror stories from depression medication, so fuhgetaboutit.

Psych services are a joke.

I broke up with my gf of five years. Seems like an eternity. We aren't talking and it hurts my chest. I cant eat.

I constantly numb myself with porn or alcohol or whatever happens to be available because I can't deal with my own emotions like an adult. I project my own self hate on to others and push them away. I projected on to a girl I love and who loves me and now she's gone.

My best friend died in a car accident when I was eight

what do you think that says about trump? that people who are fully aware of how shite hillary is are still voting for her?

I have posted my girlfriend's pic in countless local sex apps and chatted to guys and secretly hope someone will force her one day

at least you got trips

Sup Forums is not who you want to be asking relationship advice.

Not him, but Hillary supporters have told me that they'd vote for her even if she were in jail.

Always have, as long as I can remember. Through ups and downs, good times and bad, I just hate existing. I honestly think it's a curse.

Why the fuck do I keep coming back to Sup Forums and wasting my time

what do people think of kim kielsed? (the greenlandic president)
>pic related its him

>implying you can leave
>implying you aren't here forever
i love you

Your own fault. You at least had a chance cuck, you were lucky good job blowing it...

buy them for her and poke holes in the condoms so you'll be the true winner

I know. Thanks fellow shit lord.

and ive heard of trump supporters say they'd vote for him even if he'd killed someone. it's a fucked up election no matter what side you're on eh?

What do you mean by kinks of a lonely 40 year old man? What specifically?

...

they've both faced jail time in the past. hillary was for lying, but if you want a candidate thats honest, bernie sanders may be your only option. ever. but hes not a candidate.
trump has been accused of rape and sexual assault more than once. a don't want president that is a fucking sociopath. a president who lies is nothing new.

6 years of solid depression here. Happier than ever now even though my position hasn't changed that much. It'll subside, man. It just take maturity and motivation to lose it. Just keep trying to improve yourself, and I promise it'll get better. First step is getting off Sup Forums, ya dingus.

Well hillary actually has killed multiple people, so if Trump killed one person, it wouldn't even be as bad as Hillary.

i think i'm a sperg

i dont know man there is much to begin with
>woke up at 3:00 AM
>phone call minutes later
>its my gf
>she says that she want to talk to me in person
>i ask what is going on and she just say that she needs to talk
>we met in person and she says that she was dating another gay
>feelsbadman.jpg
>reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep

If it's not too small it wont matter much. Getting the girl to have sex with you is already a win.

the only 40 year olds I know have diaper fetishes so I bet its that.

I still think about her
Get angry aswell as sad
9 years of my life now seemingly wasted
My first true love
We split when i needed her the most
It still fucks with me even though its nearly 2 years later
Im seeing a new girl who is amazing in every way but for some reason it still isnt as good as you
I hope this feeling fades so it doesnt ruin my new relationship
I dont understand why my head thinks you were so special i put it down to the fact it went on for so long
Im glad it happened before we bought that house and you got pregnant
Im the one who seems to have matured where you seem you have gone backwards socially
Just as everyone said you are single but im the one whose grown up and come out on top of everything bar monetary
Your looks will fade and you took after your mother which wasnt a good thing we all know the youngest sister is the only one not destined to have saggy tits and fat unproportionate lower halves
But out of all this i still would start a fight with any guy i see you with to show you im still the only bloke you will have in your life
I look back at our relationship and realised you added nothing to my life you didnt want me to improve , you just wanted me to have an easy trade so i could work and care for the kids like we planned
You didnt challenge me to be a better person you would just act like an uptight cunt and your friends would always side with you
You still dont know how to make make up look good
Noone will want to be with you once they real kne appears you arent that good a person like you made out
Im glad no bloke has stuck with you
You always were destined to be a single cat lady working long hours for no real job of importance
You became a robot with shitty style & make up
Ive had my shocking spots no doubt but you just seemed to of drained my life essence while i was with you and cause me mental problems which still affect me but are getting better
You said you were a good person to me but all i see now is very average

I love Kevin, at least in some sense of the word. He's a dreamy guy that I want to be the one for. The fact that I get, and lived through some of his problems, makes getting along with him all the easier.

Flirting with him is extremely exciting and I can't help but daydream about being in his arms & waking up with him in the morning. I just hope I can do something positive for him, that we don't just drift apart.

He knows this, so there's at least that. I wish he was on-line more often; I wouldn't worry about us drifting apart so much.

Hey nice trips.

how the fuck do i get out of the friendzone? have to make her look at me as bf material

i had a chance to ask her out now she's with some chad youtube.com/watch?v=yZGonRaKYPA

you don't. own up and either move on or fucking tell her.

Hey

I was banned from my hometown years ago for making a bomb threat against the elementary school as an edgy 8th grader. I went to a psychiatric hospital for a month, therapy for 2 years after that, seriously considered suicide daily. Years later I look back on those moments and see it as a real turning point in my outlook on life. That one mistake followed me from town to town for the rest of my school years, people kept finding out about it, I was expelled from numerous schools for bullshit reasons. It separated me from my family, whom I haven't spoken too in 3 years. My life has taken a turn for the positive in recent times, and I don't plan on looking back

Agreed

I get this, though I'm too awkward to even have sex with prostitutes.

I like to fuck girls AND boys. And I love it

I keep day dreaming about what the world would be like if WWII never happened.

>for making a bomb threat against the elementary school
kek how'd you get caught? cellphone? landline? mom's booby phone?

Plant a forged note in her locker from her boyfriend confessing he is a /btard and is addicted to cp

She will come running for you

Cool.

My stepdad started abusing me when I was nine. He would film what he did to me. He also made me do the same things to his sons who were older than me. One was twelve the other was fourteen . My mom knew what was going on but was more concerned with her next meth fix. This became my normal and I thought it was what I was supposed to do so I did it happily for a long time. I gave my body up to boys for pretty much no reason other than they were being nice to me. I did a lot of things I regret and I know it screwed me up a lot... But I still touch myself to the memories sometimes. I know what they did was wrong but it didn't seem so wrong at the time and when I remember the times I don't have any bad feelings attached to them I only remember the thrill and pleasure of the experience. I know it's wrong but I can't help it.

>>we met in person and she says that she was dating another gay
>she says that she was dating another gay
>another gay

kek

Like 90% of the people i know who smoke weed are old friends from high school who went no where in life. Their only aspirations seem to get through their dead end job and light up. Yeah there are a few high functioning pot heads out there but it's kind of the exception that proves the rule.

How do I get my niece/gf to open up more sexually?

(don't worry, it's not incest cause she was adopted)

Just becasue you are more feminine than other males doesn't make you another gender. Gender is actually not a thing, sex is.

my brother ended up like that i don't smoke but i see me ending up like that too in the near future

>how to open up more
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whoa that's really young for pay to play. It gets easier to get laid closer to 30. As long as you're still in school you have insane access for date/hook up material tho. GIT IT

Talk to a psychiatrist.

checked you fat ass pimp

Why is justice failing, still nows.

But i love her.

>niece/gf

I think Harambe deserved it

if she genuinly loves you and you dont want to see her hurt than why be a prick and dump her? Think about it.

I'm practically pulling out my own hairs because I can't find a way to start a conversation with a girl I once knew. Used to be close friends with her, but we grew apart. Pic related.

i would kill my self being you long time ago

I posted it on some forum, and the post was reported to FBI. They traced it directly to my laptop, and I got pulled out of school and into a room full of guys with various badges. Of course, I tried to say it wasn't me but black suits know bullshit from 10 miles away. I was actually cuffed on my way to the hospital.

I used to date this rich girl and i'm very poor. She'd take me out for like $80+ dinners drove mercedes worked as a project manager. Family comes from old money she was born taken care of financially for life. Used to spend weekends at her parents beach house that was also built in a golf course. Put jazz on my phone pop some champaigne and have sex in the jacuzzi. I wasn't feeling it after awhile and didn't feel like i loved her so I left her. Poor as fuck struggle everyday did i fuck up?