Why are there no superheroes in real life? Surely there exists a rich, buff man with too much time on his hands.
Why are there no superheroes in real life? Surely there exists a rich, buff man with too much time on his hands
Dominic Long
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Colton Gutierrez
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Cooper Thompson
>Surely there exists a rich, buff man with too much time on his hands.
Elon Musk, all those rocket tests are a setup for Brother Eye
Elijah Russell
>Surely there exists a rich, buff man with too much time on his hands.
I'd rather just post here w/ my bros lol
Jonathan Green
Becasue real life has no plot armour.
Juan Robinson
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Christian Kelly
But there are
Brayden Thompson
>using the names Thorn, Buster Doe, Green Reaper, The Mantis, Prodigy, Gemini, No Name, Catastrophe, Thunder 88, Penelope, and Phoenix Jones
>No Name
>Thunder 88
i bet you my ass those were Sup Forumsacks
Charles Kelly
He's the hero we need against Skynet
Grayson Cooper
Because they're more likely to be suspected murderers like McAfee than Wayne or Stark.
William Torres
Is there anything more pathetic than actively being a fan of this guy?
Sebastian Morris
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Basically, its just some guys in a retarded suit that argue with drunks.
Jason Ortiz
Because if Batman existed in real-life he would probably only last 2 years before his body started breaking down from the constant punishment and the impact it was taking
Evan Jenkins
Yes. Being a hater
Eli Ortiz
the main guy is a negro
Jace Foster
Pheonix Jones is black, and probably the most well-known one.
Beat me to it, but he just hasn't done anything yet. I see him as more like Stark than Wayne though.
Cooper Brown
I don't think so. A man could train for 10 years, get in perfect shape and learn all martial arts, create a sinister costume and go out there and kick ass. People get mugged and robbed all the time, perfect place to beat the bad people up, tie em up and leave them there to be found for the police.
The biggest issue is privacy and anonymity. In real life, if Batman emerged, he'd be found out immediately.
Henry Sanchez
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Kevin Gray
If Batman was American he would have been shot along with his parents
David Rogers
Why the fuck would a rich person risk their life, just to fuck with some lowly gangbangers?
James White
Not really. But young Bruce would shoot up some school
Blake Phillips
I feel like you're probably meme-ing, but even if someone went out night after night and won every fight they were in, it would be close to impossible to get through every night unscathed. In the real world that shit would build up after awhile, not to mention the wear and tear that would occur on your knees if you were swinging from rooftops and landing dramatically on concrete all the time