Smart side character uses big words when explaining the plan

>smart side character uses big words when explaining the plan
>main character says "What did you mean by this"

More like
>"How does this work?"
>scientist/tech guy explains a concept
>"In English!"

Dumb frogposter.

name one movie

IT AIN'T ME

Dumb frogposter.

hiroshima really needs to bring back sage

He has

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they would say "in english please"
do you even watch movies and tv shows?

>main character enters a room

>everyone turns and stops what they're doing

>Character needs a taxi
>Says "Taxiiii!"
>Taxi arrives in couple of seconds

Damn man this is the worst cliche ever.
I used to live in USA, and it was absolutely difficult to find one that quick....

>Main character survived the serial killer
>Take him back of the ambulance
>Put a blanket on his shoulders

FRED DAVE US! !!!!!

>The job must be done before the full moon
>B-but that's tonight!

No, it's fucking not. Try living on the East Coast, and not some backward, flyover state.

>Hacker scene
>Come on user
>I'm in...

alens talking about humans
>there's this old earth tradition called [insert thing audience recognises]
>you humans never ceace to surprise me
>that's the problem with humans
>there's this human word...

every... single.... time

>2 Detectives needs to find some tech/hack/science source
>Arrives to hacker's house
>It' an 11 years old boy

Thread saged and reported

I encourage everyone else to do the same

>6 months until 2017
>Still sage

>announcing a safe and report

Wew

bump

>frogposter IQ

>Okay, here's what we need you to do: you're going back to highschool pretending to be a student, you're gonna blend in and when you're ready you're gonna have to seduce Miss Corky. Make her invite you to her house THEN you get the info.
>M-miss Corky?
>*cut to shot from behind zoomed on Miss Corky's ass as she walks around while "My milkshake brings all the boy to the yards" starts playing*
>W-w-wait a minute, I didn't sign up for this!
>You want your freedom back, don't you?

>character tells another character to let him finish watching a movie
>is actually watching kino

>Character "A" gets into the car
>Character "B" Tap twice the rear part of the car

>YOU JUST DONT GET IT, DO YOU?

>6 months until 2017

Delete this part of your post.

I can't

>Gun to characters head
>"Last chance!"
>Cocks gun

>character takes out knife/gun
>makes a metal clashing against metal sound
>reload soundbites

>actively making this board worse

Top zozzle

The east coast is like the reddit coast of the US. I cringe when I think of people living there.

>technobabble
>is just random big words strung together that have no business being together

>2 Guards watching the criminal on custody
>Guard "A" - "It's gonna be a long night... Gonna grab some coffee, want some?
>Guard "B" - "No i'm fine, i'm gonna watch over thi mutherfu-..."
>Lights turn off
>Criminal escapes

>character earns a lot of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for his age
>his company offers good benefits
>character goes to take a shit
>character takes a shit
>character goes to wipe ass
>character wipes ass
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan.

Um, mods!?

>I need until the heat death of the entire universe approximately 100 Quintillian years from now
>you have until yesterday

What's going on here?

you're thinking w e s t coast you dolt

Just a bunch of redditurds who are trying to be funny but failing miserably

Nah the best coast. East is the least. It's like if reddit was going to sponsor a side of the United States and they had to pick between the east or west it wouldn't be that hard of a decision.

back to the capeshit thread friendo

>he is being comforted
>he thinks everything's over
>something happens which makes him realize he was wrong (killer is alive, sees him disguised, etcetera)
>evil guy turns to him and blinks an eye/gives him smug look
>credits roll

>Newlyweds decide to go into exotic third world country honeymoon
>Arrives to france

Kill yourself you dumb frogposting faggot

california, oregon, and washington are LITERALLY the most reddit states and it isn't even close

...

I agree because those are the worst commie shitholes in our great union

>Post in a dumbfrog thread
>Goes to a bane thread to check out if someone reply to his post already

Die in flames

>iShitter and proud

Ok cuck

>he can't afford an iphone
Top fucking kek

>im gonna do to you what jews did to the media in the 90s
What did he mean by this