What are your thoughts/b/ on the clowns in South Carolina?
I live in spartenburg
What are your thoughts/b/ on the clowns in South Carolina?
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havent heard yet please tell of these clowns?
I'm a professional clown from Canada so it's mildly alarming. Plenty of people are scared as shit to see my shows and they have very little to do with horror
There was a dude(s) in a clown suit trying to lure kids into the woods. Like Gacy
people dress up in makeup and crazy hair colours mostly to impress kids at parties
Dude what the fuck
watched a news report..... id do that shit for fun, damn jigalos. also the news i saw said the only clowns with money to flash is fox news
Either a publicity stunt for the new butchering of "IT" or some Sup Forumstard actually went outside and acted on his impulses
you do know the old one missed a lot of things right? and the new guy seems to want it all in his version of IT
Used to live in boiling springs myself what kind of shit are you into we might know each other
Kek
The director is the guy who did True Detective right? The first season at least
We won't. I moved here a few years ago
dont know i just hope he keeps the beginning chapter with the fair and the ritual of chud. I wouldn't mind pennywise shouting i want to eat your pusdy though that shit would be a laugh
Trudeau?
Ah too bad definitely go try out myaku sushi group and monsoon noodle house also cookout is the shit
There's a frisby golf course called vau du Mar in boiling springs it's a great course and awesome game especially if your looking to do something outside
Pretty secluded too great place to smoke weed and drink a few beers
Found a blunt roach on a bench one time and pocketed it before my brother saw then on the next hole I got attacked by hornets
Fuck hornets
what kind of faggot kid would follow these fucks in to the woods
the ones that want candy and a dicking
Kek
So what's going on here? Is this some cult/fetish thing or is it just some dickheads scaring people? Or is it marketing for the IT remake?
Topkek
Have any young assholes been stretched out yet? If not, publicity stunt.
so lets talk the art of clowning ass-less chaps yes or no?
Live in Charleston. Honestly not really that surprised. SC residents are clowns in essentially every other aspect of living and behavior, so why not just make the full transition.
>Spartanburg
>You can't spell your own town?
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"Roses are, violets are blue, hey kid we're going to have sex because I'm stronger than you."
-Tickles the clown
You mean like when the girl fucked all the dudes one by one?
yes and queer bashing in the 50s and homo hobo with stds
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Gacy copycats?
Don't remember that in the book.
It's the Lizzard Man all over again.
gold
You live there and can't spell it properly?
eddie encounters the hobo under a porch, and one of the first chapters is about the town running out a gay guy who then is attacked by pennywise under the bridge
Shoot to kill. They are wrong to fuck with redneck country
Wow forgot all about that. Selective memory I guess
>clowns mysteriously happen to start showing up and doing scary things to garner media attention
>btw guys the new IT movie is coming out soon! Just a total coincidence!
Obvious PR stunt is obvious.
>What are your thoughts/b/ on the dubs in my post?
>I live in dubsburg
Btw fags heres the new and ?improved? pennywise.
ryuk? wheres my clown note
Clemson here, sparklecity gets what it deserves.
Beaufort reporting in, I just hope it doesn't spread down here.
But why would they do it in ghetto thug country?
Do you own a gun or guns
Is this a serious question
Fuck it I'll fall for your bait. They'd get lit up like a Christmas tree.
>expect us
Have the clowns even done anything? Seems like the cops could catch them pretty easily if they wanted to.
It's South Carolina, do you really have to ask that question?
My body is ready
Right. So you got enough pistols, scoped rifles, and auto rifles to end the clown mayhem
We just wanted to play a game
Of "kiss the magic eel for some
Chocolate candies" game
Just cum fuk in the woods a bit.
Funny. How bout you play suck the end of my 12 gauge. A little surprise comes out and it'll blow your mind.
Tender, pink, little assholes, like ripe fruit.....just waiting to be plucked and devoured
>What are your thoughts/b/ on the clowns in South Carolina?
I'm on my way
I bet you could suck start a harley
Shoot them down.
I leave that to you and your dad that seems like both of yours thing
Watch out we got us a real keyboard commando here! Kys
Where's that floodwater?
You didn't seem to mind when his mustached mouth was on your little
Hairless slender pee pee
You said your dad put his mustache on your pee pee as a kid? Thats sick dude
Go to bed, underage b&
You have to go to bed because your underage and have school tomorrow?
Good way to get shot. Taylor, SC here. I for one welcome our new clown overlords.
I bet you think you're so clever. You clicked on this thread, your dick throbbing because how of clever your comment would be. You quickly google imaged batman, downloaded an image, your rock hard cock so excited that you didn't even bother to change the file name, and had a slight orgasm when you posted this and realized the thread hadn't 404'd yet. You proudly pressed that post button and sat yourself down stabbing at the refresh button, waiting for your (you)'s to start popping up. I hope it was worth it you disgusting fuck. I hope this (you) gives you the climax of a lifetime you sick fuck.
My grandma said clowns don't sleep and if a clown keeps you up all night you become a clown. My grandma was a clown. When she died all her friends came to her funeral in one car.
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I live in summerville rhis whole place is pretty fuckn nuts
Let me ask you something son. Do you ever see the clown that hides from gay people at walmart?
Hes Always being you
So you say you crave my cock, eh?
I'll take that as a no. Faggot