>three years ago >really drunk >post my number on Sup Forums asking someone to call me and tell me a story til i fall asleep >this bald mother fucker right here calls me >tells me a story about a bear who switches places with a human for a day >many keks til i fall asleep >becomes a weekly ritual >time goes on and its less stories and more general conversation >three years later hes getting married >asks me to be the best man in his wedding >whythefucknot.jpg >fly up the coast to stay at his house for the weekend >friends and family all know 'of' me so its kinda weird >but everyones really fucking chill especially his friends
probably one of the best weekends of my life, all thanks to Sup Forums.
and to think i was gonna axe murder him.
Mason Ramirez
what a gay story
Justin Moore
You psychotic son of a bitch. Wow. Just...wow.
Axe murdering is way too bloody and leaves far too much evidence such as DNA at the crime scene.
You should have shot him through a pillow or just stabbed him with a knife bought at a pawn shop. Then throw the knife down the sewer or into a river.
Camden Hall
can he murder you instead
Joshua Flores
0/10 standards
Who would marry that bald fuck?
Owen Barnes
Do it OP. Use plastic wrap, and burn everything in a tub of thermite.
Carter Jones
nah I'm planning to kill myself before my next birthday anyway probably do what i can to make it look like an accident so the insurance pays off
Logan Stewart
Someone 4 everyone
Connor Stewart
you're a gay story
Julian Lopez
can i pee in your mouth first though
Samuel Jones
hes a pretty amazing guy from what I've learned over the years (and of course this weekend).
his girlfriends hella hot too its crazy. the story of how they met was great, i got to help with the speech for it.
Xavier Mitchell
can you not, please? i will miss your gay cock
Nicholas Bennett
Can you at least try to hit puberty before writing stupid shit? thank you.
Grayson Sullivan
how can you be the best man at your own wedding...
Nicholas Clark
meant to say 'groomsman' but your comment still doesn't make any sense.
Noah Bell
nah man, puberty is for fags
Lucas Watson
But who was phone?!
Julian Gray
I remember that thread. Three years that was? Fuck, time flys.
Cooper Miller
U first NIGGER
Jordan Murphy
>i was totally around three years ago in at 2am that one time
seriously tho
Chase Cooper
she's going to divorce him when she finds out that he has been sleeping with other men.
Jose Ross
this is not the heartwarming thread i was expecting.
Nathaniel Stewart
Is disappoint?
Samuel Richardson
Very Heart-Warming,Will you tell use the bear story OP?
Jayden Phillips
w-wait .. y-you want to pee in my mouth Daddy?
Isaac Cooper
i dont think he'd be comfortable with that as he wants to post it wherever he posts it.
Leo Cooper
>this is not the heartwarming thread i was expecting.
It's goddamned Sup Forums. If you want fucking care bears and rugrats you can go watch abc family. asshole.
just for that i'm posting pornography.
select all squares with your dumbass remark.
Matthew Gutierrez
Why the fuck does Timmy Turner has a man-gina
Jack Mitchell
he wished to be a girl, its not hard to figure out. its from a comic called camp sherwood.
i recommend it. im gay myself, but the plot itself is worth it.
plus if ur a straight pedophile it fulfills a lot of fantasies.
Cooper Rivera
tell us the story of how he met his wife?
Xavier Edwards
I remember it too
John Richardson
He was at a strip club and she was one of the dancers. She had shaved her pubic hair into an arrow pointing up.
Charles Myers
Wow thats so fucking romantic, What hapened after that? Did they fuck in the bathroom?
Jaxson Powell
0/10 Doesn't even match ops writing style
Angel Parker
basically they first met when they were 12 years old. it was at a swim meet. he walked up to the girl next to her and gave her a hug. they introduced themselves, but were pretty much in different.
they saw each ohter in passing a lot after that, cuz its a small town, but never really hung out or anything.
they both got invited to the same wedding, and were supposed to go out with the whole gang of friends the night beofre, but literally everyone else didn't show up. so they talked. it was supposed to be just one night of hanging out but they ditched the wedding and spent the next three days together. been together ever since.
i remember when he first started talking about her i never really expected to escalate to this.
Julian Turner
Gay How she looks is something I want to see more
Jack Myers
>meeting a girl is gay
I'm not long for this world.
Robert Hall
Wow Thats so fucking romantic, Did they fuck in the swim meet bathroom?
Jaxson Gray
Gay story
Tyler Bennett
>Thinking you can't be tracked through the purchase of a pawnshop
Joshua Collins
Why couldnt he just purchase a axe at walmart or home depot??
Jordan Roberts
Because buying an axe is for noob faggots. Buy a shovel and sharpen it. Less suspicious.
Aiden James
fucking in a bathroom? >implying there was no janitor closet somewhere