What discipline would you introduce to the next olympic games?
>pic related
underwater beerpong
What discipline would you introduce to the next olympic games?
>pic related
underwater beerpong
Ultra-distance cycling events
>Everesting is an activity in which cyclists ascend and descend a given hill multiple times, in order to have cumulatively climbed 8848 meters (the elevation of Mt. Everest).[1][2]
>The Transcontinental Race (TCR) is an annual, self-supported, ultra-distance cycling race across Europe. It is one of the world's toughest ultra-endurance races. The route varies for each edition and the distance has been between approximately 3,200 to 4,200 km, and the winners have taken between 7 and 10 days to reach the finish. Interest in the race has grown rapidly: 30 people started the first edition of the race in 2013; over 1,000 people applied for a place in the fourth edition in 2016, 350 of whom were successful.
>12-hour and 24-hour road cycling time trials have been around for a long time and are still common. In these events, cyclists attempt to ride the maximum distance possible within the time limit.
Jiu jitsu and kickboxin
Long distance shooting
competitive eating
Muay Thai desu
nah, the USA already have to much gold medals
Pushups, I'm pretty sure I can eat anyone in this board
That yellow stuff is called artery plaque, not gold medals.
Yea but then you're going to get a never ending list of combat sports wanting to get into the olympics
better to just have kickboxing
...
200 km run
Escaping a Death Camp
Shooters are armed with paintball rifles
BULLETBALL
DEADLIFT
Katana fighting
I want to watch western weebs in naruto headbands vs real japs
Could use a few more swimming disciplines t b h
100m somersault
Sumo
Competitive Karuta.
We need more weeb meme sports.
Darts
Fishing
Jousting and Mounted Archery to replace useless horse dancing discipline
>tfw we'd finally get all the medals in a summer olympics sport
Roulette
Cross country running.
Arm-wrestling
High caliber speed shooting
Long distance shooting
Tug-of-War based on weight classes, 5 v 5
Imagine how hype the gold medal match would be
Building Sand Castles
I would love to see long distance speed shooting with a .50 cal
110m freestyle
110m butterfly
110m backstroke
110m breaststroke
110m medley
120m freestyle
120m butterfly
120m backstroke
120m breaststoke
120m medley
This. How about 10 new women's freestyle events between 400 and 800 meters?
Beat me to it.
Gotta secure that American domination. :^)
>Arm-Wrestling
Legit decent shout senpai
freestyle open-heart surgery
>another event Americans would dominate in
No thanks
horse swimming
horse cycling
horse track
heh?
130m freestyle
130m butterfly
130m backstroke
130m breaststroke
130m medley
140m freestyle
140m butterfly
140m backstroke
140m breaststoke
140m medley
Overwatch
nice get
110m freestyle hurdles except the hurdles are rings which you have to dive through at the bottom of the pool and you aren't allowed to use goggles
>e-"""sports"""
Rocket League
Powerlifting srs. If oly lifting is there i dont see why PL shouldnt.
Strongmen would also be really cool, but the pool is too small and it would always be the same guys. >icelandwinslol
Basketball with trampolines aka Slam Ball
youtube.com
Diving (distance)
Diving (depth)
Dude what the fuck
>Who cycles the best the sport
I would love it tough
>you will never see a 128 entrant Olympic tug of war tournament
Why live
Bring back wrestling pls
this
starts tomorrow m8
dodgeball
Quidditch
I want to see all the autists losing their spaghetti when people laugh at that shitty sport
American Football
QQ International crybabies don't want to play by our rules, but want to play our game.
Literally this
>you will never play calvinball with your tiger bff
Ultra trail
Team of 2 and solo
>Iceland
Surely you mean USA?
But you actually need to move not roll
Cross Country running
>12km race that features a climb up to Cristo Redentor and the finish is an 800m straightaway on copacabana
Poker
Horse poker
Cockfighting
Human Cockfighting
Horse Cockfighting
Cheese Chase
Horse Cheese Chase
Womens vs U17 Futbol
Shitposting
They don't understand.
Long distance sailing.
The boats leave after the opening ceremony, the course is laid to take an minimum time of 11 days.
It would make that sort of sailing more interesting by having standardized boats, as opposed to the usual long-distance races that in the end are more about who gets the best ship rather than who is the best sailor/crew.
>Pankration (/pæn.ˈkreJti.ɒn/ or /pæŋˈkreJʃən/)(Greek : παγkράτιον) was a sporting event introduced into the Greek Olympic Games in 648 BC and was an empty-hand submission sport with scarcely any rules. The athletes used techniques from boxing and wrestling but also other types, such as kicking and holds, locks and chokes on the ground. The only things not acceptable were biting and gouging out the opponent's eyes.
Wingsuit racing
That sports in ancient greece where you had to run with a shield and sword.
Making it an Olympic sport would ruin the charm of it
Real rugby
Adventure race
Orienteering
Water hockey
Squash (why the fuck is this not an Olympic sport?)
T20 cricket
White water rafting
Mini golf
Bring back pistol duals
Iron man
Pretty much every surflifesaving event
cheese rolling
Snooker
>Tfw cannibalism by the Americans and Papua New Guineans
I'd love an ultra marathon at the Olympics, but 200km seems a bit excessive
if vidya made it into the olympics, would you rage or support it.
i would legitimately rage at the the thought of some unhealthy overweight teenage beta feeling hes as good an atheletes as actual athletes that train, diet, and dedicate themselves.
BJJ
Futsal
Sepak Takraw
Basque Pelota
Quads Hockey
Kabaddi
Medieval clash
Hooligan clash
Calcio Storico
Fox tossing
>dutch style kickboxing in Muay Thai
I wouldn't get too excited. Maybe in 85kg+ gold medal might go outside Asia.
Also they will never add Muay Thai for just that reason. Thai's would just go for 20 gold medal powertrip. Other country butthurt would be immense.
3 on 3 meme-hockey
>Human Cockfighting
It's as much a sport as fucking archery.
gladiator games?
>real rugby
>not wanting rugby to become the new swimming with
>union
>league
>league nine
>union sevens
>league sevens
>rugby five/touch
>new olympic rugby with 10 players
that loosk like fun
this needs to happen
no, like proper 100, 200 or 400m run, but you have to hold a shield and a sword.
I don't think they were allowed to fight eachothers with the swords tho
orienteering wont work. you can just google the map and learn it.
>horseda,ce is an olympic sport
>chariot racing isn't
shit
please enlighten me with this comparison.
sitting a chair chugging mountaindew vs aiming precision. And no, aiming a mouse is nothing like aiming with a bow
>chariot racing
youtube.com
whipping dem backs
Interweb shitposting
i would be crowned king arthur
Parkour.
Would be hard as fuck to keep up with for cameras but still.
And it'd be a sport you kinda cant dominate in becauae even the best at jumping could miss out an easier path.
>Google map
If you want a DQ sure. Have an official tail each team, see a phone or anything pulled out DQ'D them
There's 10's now too
Cherry Spitting
Some meme Japanese sport like their bamboo swordfighting or whatever.
Also underwater beerpong, and a 100km deathmarch.
Parkour would actually be really cool in olympics.
>time trial race from one point to another
>freestyle point competition
>1 person and synchro trick line, like in diving
Now you got me excited for nothing, fucker.
>a 100km deathmarch.
You're a monster
>100km deathmarch.
Would cause some problems if the host nation has banned the death sentence.