What discipline would you introduce to the next olympic games?

What discipline would you introduce to the next olympic games?

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underwater beerpong

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Ultra-distance cycling events

>Everesting is an activity in which cyclists ascend and descend a given hill multiple times, in order to have cumulatively climbed 8848 meters (the elevation of Mt. Everest).[1][2]

>The Transcontinental Race (TCR) is an annual, self-supported, ultra-distance cycling race across Europe. It is one of the world's toughest ultra-endurance races. The route varies for each edition and the distance has been between approximately 3,200 to 4,200 km, and the winners have taken between 7 and 10 days to reach the finish. Interest in the race has grown rapidly: 30 people started the first edition of the race in 2013; over 1,000 people applied for a place in the fourth edition in 2016, 350 of whom were successful.

>12-hour and 24-hour road cycling time trials have been around for a long time and are still common. In these events, cyclists attempt to ride the maximum distance possible within the time limit.

Jiu jitsu and kickboxin

Long distance shooting

competitive eating

Muay Thai desu

nah, the USA already have to much gold medals

Pushups, I'm pretty sure I can eat anyone in this board

That yellow stuff is called artery plaque, not gold medals.

Yea but then you're going to get a never ending list of combat sports wanting to get into the olympics

better to just have kickboxing

...

200 km run

Escaping a Death Camp

Shooters are armed with paintball rifles

BULLETBALL

DEADLIFT

Katana fighting

I want to watch western weebs in naruto headbands vs real japs

Could use a few more swimming disciplines t b h

100m somersault

Sumo

Competitive Karuta.
We need more weeb meme sports.

Darts

Fishing

Jousting and Mounted Archery to replace useless horse dancing discipline

>tfw we'd finally get all the medals in a summer olympics sport

Roulette

Cross country running.

Calvinball
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Arm-wrestling
High caliber speed shooting
Long distance shooting

Tug-of-War based on weight classes, 5 v 5

Imagine how hype the gold medal match would be

Building Sand Castles

I would love to see long distance speed shooting with a .50 cal

110m freestyle
110m butterfly
110m backstroke
110m breaststroke
110m medley
120m freestyle
120m butterfly
120m backstroke
120m breaststoke
120m medley

This. How about 10 new women's freestyle events between 400 and 800 meters?

Beat me to it.

Gotta secure that American domination. :^)

>Arm-Wrestling

Legit decent shout senpai

freestyle open-heart surgery

>another event Americans would dominate in

No thanks

horse swimming
horse cycling
horse track

heh?

130m freestyle
130m butterfly
130m backstroke
130m breaststroke
130m medley
140m freestyle
140m butterfly
140m backstroke
140m breaststoke
140m medley

Overwatch

nice get

110m freestyle hurdles except the hurdles are rings which you have to dive through at the bottom of the pool and you aren't allowed to use goggles

>e-"""sports"""

Rocket League

Powerlifting srs. If oly lifting is there i dont see why PL shouldnt.

Strongmen would also be really cool, but the pool is too small and it would always be the same guys. >icelandwinslol

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Basketball with trampolines aka Slam Ball
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Diving (distance)
Diving (depth)

Dude what the fuck

>Who cycles the best the sport

I would love it tough

>you will never see a 128 entrant Olympic tug of war tournament

Why live

Bring back wrestling pls

this

starts tomorrow m8

dodgeball

Quidditch
I want to see all the autists losing their spaghetti when people laugh at that shitty sport

American Football

QQ International crybabies don't want to play by our rules, but want to play our game.

Literally this
>you will never play calvinball with your tiger bff

Ultra trail
Team of 2 and solo

>Iceland
Surely you mean USA?

But you actually need to move not roll

Cross Country running

>12km race that features a climb up to Cristo Redentor and the finish is an 800m straightaway on copacabana

Poker
Horse poker
Cockfighting
Human Cockfighting
Horse Cockfighting
Cheese Chase
Horse Cheese Chase
Womens vs U17 Futbol
Shitposting

They don't understand.

Long distance sailing.
The boats leave after the opening ceremony, the course is laid to take an minimum time of 11 days.
It would make that sort of sailing more interesting by having standardized boats, as opposed to the usual long-distance races that in the end are more about who gets the best ship rather than who is the best sailor/crew.

>Pankration (/pæn.ˈkreJti.ɒn/ or /pæŋˈkreJʃən/)(Greek : παγkράτιον) was a sporting event introduced into the Greek Olympic Games in 648 BC and was an empty-hand submission sport with scarcely any rules. The athletes used techniques from boxing and wrestling but also other types, such as kicking and holds, locks and chokes on the ground. The only things not acceptable were biting and gouging out the opponent's eyes.

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pls no

Wingsuit racing

That sports in ancient greece where you had to run with a shield and sword.

Making it an Olympic sport would ruin the charm of it

Real rugby

Adventure race

Orienteering

Water hockey

Squash (why the fuck is this not an Olympic sport?)

T20 cricket

White water rafting

Mini golf

Bring back pistol duals

Iron man

Pretty much every surflifesaving event

cheese rolling

Snooker

>Tfw cannibalism by the Americans and Papua New Guineans

I'd love an ultra marathon at the Olympics, but 200km seems a bit excessive

if vidya made it into the olympics, would you rage or support it.

i would legitimately rage at the the thought of some unhealthy overweight teenage beta feeling hes as good an atheletes as actual athletes that train, diet, and dedicate themselves.

BJJ
Futsal
Sepak Takraw
Basque Pelota
Quads Hockey
Kabaddi
Medieval clash
Hooligan clash
Calcio Storico

Fox tossing

>dutch style kickboxing in Muay Thai
I wouldn't get too excited. Maybe in 85kg+ gold medal might go outside Asia.

Also they will never add Muay Thai for just that reason. Thai's would just go for 20 gold medal powertrip. Other country butthurt would be immense.

3 on 3 meme-hockey

>Human Cockfighting

It's as much a sport as fucking archery.

gladiator games?

>real rugby
>not wanting rugby to become the new swimming with
>union
>league
>league nine
>union sevens
>league sevens
>rugby five/touch
>new olympic rugby with 10 players

that loosk like fun

this needs to happen

no, like proper 100, 200 or 400m run, but you have to hold a shield and a sword.

I don't think they were allowed to fight eachothers with the swords tho

orienteering wont work. you can just google the map and learn it.

>horseda,ce is an olympic sport
>chariot racing isn't
shit

please enlighten me with this comparison.

sitting a chair chugging mountaindew vs aiming precision. And no, aiming a mouse is nothing like aiming with a bow

>chariot racing
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whipping dem backs

Interweb shitposting

i would be crowned king arthur

Parkour.

Would be hard as fuck to keep up with for cameras but still.

And it'd be a sport you kinda cant dominate in becauae even the best at jumping could miss out an easier path.

>Google map
If you want a DQ sure. Have an official tail each team, see a phone or anything pulled out DQ'D them
There's 10's now too

Cherry Spitting

Some meme Japanese sport like their bamboo swordfighting or whatever.
Also underwater beerpong, and a 100km deathmarch.

Parkour would actually be really cool in olympics.

>time trial race from one point to another
>freestyle point competition
>1 person and synchro trick line, like in diving

Now you got me excited for nothing, fucker.

>a 100km deathmarch.

You're a monster

>100km deathmarch.
Would cause some problems if the host nation has banned the death sentence.