Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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Claiming Felix

BAD!

>Shinoa

Miho claimed

Well. Back at home. Now to make my night shitty.

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Hmm... True, but i don't think you ever told me what exactly to do.

>Madman
Are you implying I wasn't?

Claiming and going to sleep

You da best! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
Mako claimed

Thank you lol
Disregard filename and Goodnight beautiful sword!

Pizza can feed a family of 4

How so?
Your job as a sex slave.
Fair enough.

>Make my night shitty
I see what you did there
>Your job as a sex slave
WEW THERE

Need to drink prep liquid. Not much but I know it tastes like ass. And it will make my night shitty.

still here

Correct!

No what?

Hi

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Sure sure, there's that. But what do you want me to do?

Cute!

What's the name of your pretty waifu?

Hello

>shinoa

Lewd

Post smug. If you don't have smug, post super cute

Would you like to become one too?
Fair enough.
Suprisingly i got matched with the Rory guy again yesterday. This time with him on enemy team.
Unfortunately i lagged out and crashed.
Come on now.
At this rate we will be here forever.

Shizuru.
That's not so bad, is it?

No someone else has me

NO. NO LEWD BAD MIMI

BAD!

Miho, I have something to say.

lol

Yes?

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Tornado is all mine

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Do we really need education?

What do you mean?

Fine..
Didnt i have "you" first?

Claimu!

What's happening?

It's only there to control our thoughts and minds.

Heheh. You're fun to play with, Master.

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Pretty much unless your a rich fag in a real school.

Kek

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Yeah but you gave up on that

Claiming my stitchy waifu

Probably the best thing for me
>I like it when GF has stuff to do
>Low maintenance (both of us)
>occasional dealing with criminals don't bother me none
>High focus on scientific advancement makes me happy
>Therapist, and there's plenty of mentally deranged people in her compound

Top notch taste in waifus everyone else is trash

Goodnight

So you're other fran

Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Night.
I just pointed some things out

Your waifu is made for sex

And if I tell a simple dark joke about dead babies or something they say I'm unstable and need counseling, then they dumb a truckload of pills with a million side effects on me.

Mai waifu was made for SCIENCE

Oh, well thanks.

How was your day?

Probably. You're free to play too, you know.
You are my Master, afterall.

Your waifu is ashamed of her own interests and personality

I want to give your waifu desensitization therapy for her acute social anxiety disorders and put her on benzodiazepines for her panic attacks at least until we can address the cause behind the symptoms

Yep, another Fran fan, apparently there are a lot more of us than the popularity of the manga would suggest.

I wouldn't know that feel.

For what purpose?
>Diana is super fun

Like me.

thats not going to work. those drugs dont help and therapists are not that much better

I just wish those damn teachers would fuck off. Let us go at our own pace, just... LEAVE US ALONE!

I'll tap that, if you know what I mean *Wink* *Wink*

There union so there only there for the money.

You know I would as well. Trust me.

My day was restful, labor day after all, did a light workout, woke up at noon by sleeping in. Did some writing, lazed around.
What would be an ideal day with your waifu?

>ashamed
What are you ashamed of, want to talk about it?
Also same question, ideal day with waifu?

>My ideal day would be to exercise and come in at midday after she got done with some stressful project or another, spending a lazy afternoon snuggling on the couch and I get to watch her go from stressed to relaxed
I'm a deviant I know.

Phone died while I was taking a shower

Gonna be on for a while longer before i go to bed.

*Sigh* At the end of the day you don't count for anything. You're just... another brick in the wall.

Yes, but i cant ruin your fun just like that.
Why not
>Top, jung , mid?

>Not believing in the science of neurology/psychology
You aren't religious by any chance are you?

>those drugs dont help
They don't help if the condition is reactionary to the environment. I believe that your waifu has both an environmental reason behind her anxiety AND biochemical, hence the drugs to take the edge off.

>therapists are not that much better
Therapy helps if the condition is based in environmental stimuli, which I believe it is. Trust me user, this is actually my field of study, I have a degree in this.

Yes, you can do that too, if you wanted.

Ah, well that's nice.

Any kind of day with my waifu would be my ideal day with her, wouldn't you feel the same way with yours?

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Your more like number whatever xxxxxx your ssn is to the government. Not even a person.

Oh my

Got any Galko?

I would, but there would be something particularly nice about getting to see her enjoy some downtime

no religion makes no sense at all. they may help with one problem but will almost always have side effects. i dont think talking about problems will fix anything.

Fran fag again
I would particularly enjoy that because the character spends so much time making others live's better it just makes me want to do the same
>That and undo some mental damage to her patients

Eh, a lot of things, either stuff I've done in the past or just things I do, or like in general. Not going to talk about it here, sorry.

>Also same question, ideal day with waifu?
Playing eroge, going to a con, and then play random vidya for the rest of the day.
All things she enjoys.

I have the whole set of those, don't worry.

You got me there
>Was playing her top but I like playing her in all of those

Damn straight... you gonna finish that tea?

No.

>side effects
Well yes, hence why its a temporary fix, as most medication should be until the problem can be dealt with at its source.

her anxiety may also be caused by a vitamin D deficiency which could be helped by her getting more sun or eating a bit healthier.
>Vitamin D deficiency can cause anxiety and depression, which she has in spades and never gets any sun.

>Talking about problems fixes nothing
So false I don't even know where to begin there

Ah, she's a very kind one then.

Sweet, that's actually why I originally came to talk to you.

I know, i can do anything with you.
With the only problem being what to do.
So, now just sign over here.
> jungle might be my favorite with mid being the least

>she's a very kind one then.
In her own way yes. She tries to help people, but sometimes doesn't quite understand the value of quality of life. Being far more focused on keeping people alive no matter what.

That and her habit of helping people out and giving them exactly what they ask for when they aren't in a state of mind to know the consequences of what they are asking her to do. Hence the mental damage to her patients.

Read the manga, its short, and if you like dark comedy you'll enjoy it.

Ok? Getting confused.

You're waifu is top qt

Yet you never have me do anything at all.
Almost makes me feel bad.

No thanks I'll pass
>Jungle is pretty fun I do personally like her mid but her match ups are wierd. >Jungle so far has been my least successful with her though might just be a bad jungler

Thank you.

Well she tries to be nice then at least.

I'll check it out at some point but i have other things to catch up on as well.

Whats the biggest problem with your waifu in your opinion, or largest issue with you two being together?

>Fran
>Her family
I will die at some point, probably violently, or be taken hostage by some sort of criminal organization

we probably all should get more of this or more of that but we wont until something bad actually happens and that is what i think.
her not being real?

Not sure if bait

Maybe thats what im going for.
Come on now, its not so bad.
>mid is always taken by other things.
>top is always a pain
>ganks with ult kill everything
This But i guess her not knowing the limits and still learning her powers.

>her not being real?
Don't be a smart ass, we know waifus aren't real.

Not bait, thought experiment, come on, Im bored

She's flawless in my eyes.

Net is finally starting to clear up, can finally load 4ch again

Hi all, Ayase claimed

well in that case actually getting to know her

Yeah, if you aren't a Chad she'd probably be grossed out by your advances, and if you are a chad then she would probably hate you on principle.
>Cant win with Tomoko because she rigs the game against herself