Secrets thread!

Secrets thread!

Post your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums

I bump dying threads

moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my my moms car

I miss the real slender actually.

i miss bush

I think I missed bush. What was his/her deal?

I jacked and suckedy older cousin off when I was a kid

he did 9/11 but he was white and a man and he was best prez ever

>when I was a kid
so yesterday?

you male or female?

if male did he return the favour?

Last New Years Eve I was at my friend's house party. At about 2AM my friend heads off to bed and his wife and a few other people are still up.

His wife and I go outside for a smoke and she end up going down on me around the side of their house. I came in her mouth and she swollowed.

The next day when I sobered up and remembered what happened I had tremendous guilt. Never told my friend and she and I hasn't brought it up since.

Mmmm about 10 years ago, I'm 20 now

The last party I went to I kept trying to convince my best friends wife to spike his drink with his Xanax so me and her could fuck, and kept grabbing her ass when nobody was looking. She wanted to but was afraid she'd hurt him physically so she didnt. I pretended I didn't remember it at all the next day.

I've spent an embarrassingly large amount of time on omegle looking to bust a nut.

Male and nope it happed a few times want a story?

My mother and father had procreational sex, and I'm not afraid to admit it!

sure

if you're a redheaded chick I was coming here to confess to it

Ever make any other attempts or get nudes or anything? Obviously she's interested.

my secret is that i tend to act politely to people whom i have a grudge with without their knowledge that i am angry at them. but deep inside i have evil thoughts thoughts and plans for them to get my revenge.

My mother and me had secret drunken sex and I've admitted it to nobody but Sup Forums. She doesn't remember it and it was before the smartphone Era so I had no blackmail for continued endeavors

I know you do QG

Those thoughts are nothing unless action is taken. Strike down your enemies, user. Dance in their entrails, gorge on their despair.

guessing this is a random lurker and not her. hi user.

Oh yeah we've sexted and traded pics a lot. I feel guilty somewhat but he is a shitty husband and father even though he's a great friend, and technically I had her first. She wanted me and I didn't want a relationship so I pawned her to him. Never dreamt they'd get married. Now that all he does is drink and play Playstation all day she is always dying to get fucked by anyone who will take the risk.

I'm a furfag

correct. haven't been around for a few weeks, anything interesting happen?

If you haven't already, I'd be interested

This will not end well, user.

I once as an army cadet pissed into portable iron and started steaming piss all around a military base that we were using as a camp. Specifically in the laundry room and my barracks block. I was strictly told off by officers who could not stop laughing. The place smelled like my piss for a good hour or two.

I want to cross dress badly but I'm to socially awkward and paranoid to do it.

nah, only been back for a couple of days myself.

For my niece's 11th bday I bought her $250 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie and such.

Always good to see someone giving real, true advice instead the candy ass bullshit they spoon feed everyone

actually Anx popped in yesterday. she went to Russia with bf and seems like she's doing great.

Pics or it didn't happen

any luck?

Yeah it will end fucking fine because I never did anything with her and told her we needed to stop because he is my best friend regardless of the impulses me and her have. They are working on their marriage professionally now so I've pretty much just quit talking to her and stuck by him. We had drifted apart when the shady shit was going down but we had a rekindle of our friendship.

Fuck yeah dude. I know your lying but that's still fucking awesome

Thats so fucking creepy, Did you give it to her infront of everyone?

Did you get her to model it for you?

Pic of you fucking a bitch or you're a faggot. That's what I thought. Go to bed wizard.

I fucked my best friend's mom in his sister's bedroom and came in her pussy.

OK, well here is the first time it happened. I was chilling in my treehouse I'm like 9 and look up to him he's like 16 he joins me in the treehouse were a bit away from the house so no ones around he starts talking to me and asking me questions about my dads porn I was like hell yay I looked at it. He was like well I could use some help I didn't know any better so I'm like OK! How he pulls out his cock and shows me how to jerk him off so I do it, it feels like a long time my hand starts to hurt then he cums I'm like ewww wtf dude! He laughs and cleans me up. Then tells me to keep this a secret who wants to here other times?

I'm a closet furry.
Renamon is my waifu.

I really want to fuck my aunt. we live alone together and ive tried before. whipped my dick out in front of her and asked her to show me her tits. She just went to bed. I have more details tho if you guys want

kek
seriously? her life is pretty fucking nuts. I'll give them a month or two.

never did get nudes from that girl

I was in a similar situation, however I was emotionally invested in my friend's girlfriend we had sex multiple times and we eventually told him because she was feeling extremely guilty. She was emotionally invested in me as well, but to say the least when things came out it didn't end well.

Really happened, took her and some friends to the mall, told her i'd buy her whatever she wanted for $300. It's what she wanted.

Is it wrong if i get turned on of that pic?

My secret, I uphold every law and still feel like a criminal :P

Care to post any of the pics? Also, bruh, fucking tap that. If she's desperate to ride a cock and you're already sexting, just fucking do it. You've already betrayed your friend, might well make it worth it. Seriously.

Do it, start small though. Find out your sizes online and order online. Or if you buy in store get a birthday card to go with it (oh yea, it's my friends/girlfriend birthday or whatever you want to say). Dress up alone your room see how it feels. If you like it, take the outfit when you travel and wear it there where no one you know will know.

sure post away

also, it's been over a week and her parents havent called to bitch at me yet so yeah...but i dont think she would rat me out, even if so i dgaf.

Yeah well I told him somewhat I didn't go into explicit details but I laid it out that before he ever heard it from her she was coming onto me and I played into it just said I was lonely and 99% of the time we had those conversations I was drunk and that nothing ever happened physically and that I was sorry but I couldn't keep it inside any longer and he was pretty cool about it.

Even a couple of months is good for teenage romance

it is what it is.
Ever seen anything more...?

over a week? You've been posting it for months.

the whole species is your waifu?

>too straightforward
>not enough detail

Make it a greentext there buddy, we need to know what kind of flooring there was and how it gently caressed your knees as you fondled his dick

months > week
stay in school

Thanks im going to start doing that from now on. I appreciate that.

Well, I'm glad it worked out for you and you didn't get emotionally invested like I did, he was willing to forgive me after I told I'm I had been fucking his girlfriend for the past 6 months but I turned him down on his offer of forgiveness because I really couldn't bear him being that much of a cuck. I lost a lot of friends because of that and more importantly I lost her, still pains me.

DID YOU GET HER TO MODEL IT FOR YOU?

I NEED TO KNOW

no but i have seen her wearing some of it since

I enjoy spanking girls for discipline or fun.

alright so

Basically shes the only woman in my life and whatever. She would always drop what I thought were hints she wanted to fuck. Like the subject of my dick would come up, and shed be like "oh sure your tiny dick haha" well one day we were drinking and she said something along those lines so I stood up and whipped out my dick and wiggled it around in front of her and shit.

So she gets this look on her face and she starts kinda nervously laughing I think? and going oh youre so weird blah blah. Then I asked her to show me her tits. and she just kept going on with the your so weird shit and then was gunna go up to bed and I started panicking but still kept going and walked up to her and hugged her on the side, my hard dick obviously poking into her leg and was like Cmon lets fuck kinda thing. and again just kept going on about how weird I am, she went to lay down, I followed her into her room and showed her my dick and asked her if she thought it was big or small while im hard. She said yeah its big its bigger than Her old fuckbuddy,

I still kinda think she wants to fuck but shes just holding back because family

>I really couldn't bear him being that much of a cuck
is that what you said to him

>when the FBI runs out of intel sources

I've been on HRT for 3 months and haven't really told anyone yet.

I mean in a much more demeaning manor, yeah. Kek

budget cuts hurt. thanks obama

For shame user.


(Was it nice though?)

underrated as fuck. Goddamn sides.

NP homie, I don't CD myself by don't let others stop you from being you.

>DontLetYourDreamsBeDreams.gif

Agreed, user shouldn't be constrained by social norms.

Hrt?

Female hormonal medication for like menopaus and shit.

Hormone Replacement Therapy.

where the fuck do you newfags come from?

Or
Why?
Story?

From 9gag

user wants to be a tranny

...

Born with penis and no boobs.
Wanted vagina and boobs.
HRT assists in this.

Afraid of public locker rooms, cannot for the life of me change infront of others not even my parents. I avoid locker rooms at all costs even at school

Ive seen her in some of the thongs and pajama booty shorts, she looks good in them. She is cute, isnt shy, have seen her in her skimpy bikinis quite a bit, even nude a few times.

My secret is that I find the kids in OP's pic sexy.

Should have received spanking and no boobs.

Good taste.

My first time with another guy was the most incredible sex I've ever had. It was with my best friend, in his bathroom, while we were rolling our fucking faces off on E... while both our girlfriends were right through the door in his room.

I'll take a spanking and boobs :D

That's kind of gay

I think Pablo Escobar look like fagit

I remember being 12, it's ok, lots of kids your age feel the same way.

One every day till the present and maybe, maybe you will gain bonus boobs.

The first time i ever had a sexual experience was with this guy, ima guy aswell. But, we were both high, and buzzed. We did this in two seprate occasions, i honestly didn't enjoy it. Not because I'm not gay, just because I dont like him. That's one of the things I really regret in my.life.

Makes me misty eyed with nostalgia.

I'm a newfag, sorry not quite sure how to greentext. But I will go into detail if you like. The second time it happens was a night he was "baby sitting" me my mom and dad leave and we are sitting in the living room watching cartoons forgot what was on something dumb wasn't much into it he gets up and looks at me I look at him and he asks if I wanna watch a porn with him I was like you bright a DVD?! I was exited we went to my room I had a vhs/DVD player he pops it in and we sit down it was a daddy daughter one I was getting a little exited he starts rubbing his cock over his pants I kinda watch him and copy then he laughs a little and I look up he asked if I wanted to help again I was like yea OK so he pulled out his soft cock and I slowly took it and squeezed it slowly pulling on it. He started to grow in my hand he moaned softly then looked at me " can you do that? He asked boring to the TV I looked at it she was giving the guy head I was like ummmm idk so he just pushed my head down " just suck like her" he said so I did he browned cuz I was using teath he pulled me off and told me to use my lips to cover my teeth so I did and I started sucking him he kinda played with NY balls but didn't really do anything as I was sucking he finnaly came and pushed my head down on his cock I took all of it he wasn't very big but I do remember his cum was kinda salty I swelled it and then pulled back he then cuddled me for like an hour then cleaned me up gave me a bath then I went to be

>had sex with guy
>didn't have foursome with girls
so you're not bi, you're full-fledged gay?