Hear that clickering...

hear that clickering? thats the sound of tea cups shaking in fear of getting BTFO by germany very soon in winning gold medals

Lads it's Germany

Germany is the biggest non-factor ever.

Even this pathetic attempt at "banter" is boring.

who are you again

No, it's the noise of the hoofs in the horse ballet.

>Only having 4 silvers
>Only having 3 bronzes

top lel, enjoy never being above us whenever we're tied with golds.

You have literally no longevity or depth, once horse dancing and shooting is over you're fucked.

Oh really, I didn't realise the horsie dancing was still going on.

I just want Queen Charlotte to retain her title in the horse thingy.

>beware, says the german

we have like easy 4-5 golds today

germany must be stopped

your track & field team is garbage

The horse stuff and the shooting is basically over, but there is still plenty of cycling and athletics left.

Sorry, Fritz, but this is not your Olympics.

name good things that have come out of germany

>gauss
>leibniz
>?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 3 (Three) Golds is pretty realistic however.

>Jess in the heptathlon
>The women's team in Cycling
>Mo in the 5,000m

All pretty much ours.

This night we will get another gold in Tennis final

>Caring about 2nd and 3rd places
As expected of "Great" Britain

Angie Kerber will win Tennis gold today, both hockey teams will win gold, both fottball teams will win gold, men's handball team will win gold.

We will win everything that's actually fun watching and lasts more than 10 seconds.

The Blitz

You are aware that a compatriot of yours made this steaming shit heap of a thread, yes?

Haribo

Careful Hans

Please stop bully britian

>your Royal family

British are the biggest cucks of all. Worshipping some backwater German noble house.

fast potatos

Merkel is Polish. Probably getting back at you for WWII with this immigration policy she's got going on.

ITT: Bongahmeds getting triggered

>Shooting
>Equestrian

Into the trash it goes

but only because Pat is not good at it

I have not seen 1 event Germany has won a gold in, yet I have seen plenty that USA/China/Britain/Aussies have in. That alone proves Germany is only competing in the meme events.

>random beaner's TV habits decide what's a real sport

Yes, and? The thread is about gold medals aka the only medals that matter.

OUTRIDER

>Turkish reading comprehension

Germany are winning in absolute shit tier sports though. Their medals should count only half.

Very true, Suisse.

Please enlighten me as to where my reading comprehension was lacking here, then.

Oh no, I'm soo scared

Sieg Heil ihr Untermenschen.

>sports event
>Germany is winning
>"DEUTSCHLAND! DEUTSCHLAND!" from the audience
>camera shifts to them
>they sit down in fear and take their flag down

Even if you win, you still lose

dibs fedora

V2 raketen

Well, we are somewhat ashamed of actually caring about meme sports tbqh.

While I'm ashamed for the Germans ITT, I disagree, they are all (well with exception of rowing) non-doping medals. Just like Hockey, Beach Volleyball, Handball, Football and Tennis where it's not looking terrible.

Actually I can't even watch athletics, cycling and swimming anymore.

Every sport my friend. Germans are afraid of national pride since that little incident 75 years ago

the 2016 olympics is proof Brexit was the right choice immigrant accepters BTFO

Yeah I'm well scared, nerd.

Bongland BTFO

What about discus?

actually britbongs are gonna BTFO us because they got a lot of niggers competing in track and field

>Nigel _literally_ on suicide watch

Football? Kek. You couldnt beat the spics and gooks. You only beat Portugal because they were playing with their Z team otherwise your pathetic sub team would get wrecked 5-0 again like in the Euro Sub-21. I will enjoy seeing Germany cucked by Niggeria and losing the bronze to the gooks again.

shit nigga sorry germany