IF I DON'T GET DUBS I WILL LIE DOWN ON THIS FLOOR

IF I DON'T GET DUBS I WILL LIE DOWN ON THIS FLOOR

OKAY I'M DOING IT, FLOOR IS CLEARED TO LIE DOWN ON

noonecares

TOUCHING DOWN NOW, MY LIFE AS A CRIMINAL STARTS HERE

FUCK OFF YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A FLOOR, YOU SHITPOSTING COCKMONGLER

nypd (not your personal dubs)

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THE MADMAN IS ACTUALLY DOING IT

GUYS MY DOG SAW ME AND I FORGOT TO TURN ON INCOGNITO MODE, WHAT DO I DO? IF SHE RATS ME OUT I'M GONNA GET A LIFE SENTENCE

I CAN'T STAND BACK UP , I'M TOO CLOSE TO THE FLOOR, THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA

I FORGOT THE PICTURE

YES I AM

samefag

MISSION UPDATE, MY DOG HAS WALKED AWAY, I'M GONNA MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR

LOCK ME IN A CELL, BURY THE KEY, AND BUILD THE WALL OVER IT

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CHASE THE DOGGO
NO WITNESSES

HOLY SHIT I CAN JUST FEEL MY MIND BREAKING, I'M BEYOND SAVING. THE FATHER SON AND HOLY SPIRIT WEEP AT WHAT I'VE BECOME, AND I'M NOT EVEN ON THE FLOOR

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SAMEFAG WHEN I'M ABOUT TO LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR, DUMBASS

Nigguh 4 posters 9 replies

I'M ABOUT TO DO IT

I CAN NEVER SHOW MY FACE IN PUBLIC AGAIN

HERE I FUCKING GO

I DID IT

I AM LYING ON THE FLOOR

BEHOLD, THIS IS LIFE THROUGH THE EYES OF A MADMAN

NIGNOG, 1 PERSON ON THE FLOOR, 1 PERSON THAT I GUARANTEE IS NOT ON THE FLOOR

by what is all holy and sacred my dubs will lift this man off from the floor

QUICKLY, PURSUE THE DOGGO BEFORE HE REPORTS YOUR HEINOUS ACT

god grants me a reroll

WAIT. I FUCKED UP.

MY PHONE'S OVER THERE AND I JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM WHO I CAN ONLY ASSUME TO BE A MERCENARY HIRED TO KILL ME NOW THAT I TOOK THIS DARK PATH

IF I GET UP TO ANSWER IT, THERE'S NO WAY I CAN RETURN TO SOCIETY WHEN I'M SO FAR GONE

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, DEAR GOD THIS WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE, WHY DID I LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR

why do the mods let this happen

Roll over and tell them you can't get to them right now because you've become a ssd husk of a man

I AM MAKING THE JOURNEY, I CAN FEEL THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED AND FELLOW ABSOLUTE MADMEN DRAGGING ME DOWN AS I CRAWL ON THIS FLOOR. WHAT WELL-ADJUSTED MEN CALL DARKNESS IS BRIGHT ENOUGH TO BLIND ME. BY GOD, I'M NOT OF THIS WORLD ANYMORE

IT'S A GIRL BUT OKAY

Keep going OP...

MY FLESH IS PULSATING. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO THINK IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO ATTEMPT COMMUNICATIONS WHEN I'M SUCH A MADMAN. I FEEL MY NERVES BURNING, MY FLESH SHIFTING, MY MIND MELTING AND BEING REBORN INTO SOMETHING NEW, HIDEOUS, AND APPETIZING. PIC UNRELATED IT'S JUST MY HAND IN A WEIRD ANGLE. TRANSFORMATION STARTS AT THE HEAD, TRUST ME

BUMPING FOR TRANSFORMATION

THE PHONE IS WITHIN MY GRASP. I EXTEND ONE OF MY NEW APPENDAGES TO IT AND HOPE THAT WHOEVER SENT ME THAT MESSAGE UNDERSTANDS THAT I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN, AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO TAKE IT SO FAR. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE BUT A PART OF ME REMEMBERS THE ABILITY TO PRAY FOR MIRACLES LIKE THAT. ALSO I PUT A SOCK ON THE NEW THING BECAUSE IT'S COLD

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THERE IT IS, FINALLY WITHIN MY REACH. I GRASP THE OBJECT THAT I FORGOTTEN THE PURPOSE OF, FOR I ONLY LIVE BY PRIMAL INSTINCT IN THIS ABOMINABLE BODY. NOW TO REAP MY REWARD LIKE I WILL REAP THOSE WHO STAND ON THIS FLOOR

NO THAT'S NOT A TYPO, I MEAN REAP. NOT RAPE. I'M NOT RAPING THEM BECAUSE I'M NOT INTO FAT FUCK UPS WHO CAN'T BUY THEIR OWN FLOOR

READING FILENAMES IS FOR ABSOLUTE MADMEN, JUST WANTED TO MENTION THAT

IT CARRIES A MESSAGE,WHICH I WILL NOW TRANSCRIBE FROM ONE CURSED TONGUE TO ANOTHER. THE SHORT TIME I HAVE BEEN IN THIS DEEP PIT OF INSANITY HAS TAUGHT ME MORE THAN YOU COULD HOPE TO KNOW AS LONG AS YOU STAND. NOW LISTEN AND FEAR FOR HUMANITY:

>read this one too

Goddammit

Okay good night Sup Forums I'll get off this floor now, don't tell my mom

Goodnight OP! Hope you have a good one