Just got done fucking some fag with a micro penis

Just got done fucking some fag with a micro penis
Couldn't handle the d
Also gave him herpes from when he pressed his dumb face against my ass and ate it out.
The HSV-2 was active at the time lol
Now everyone's going to call him butt-herpes face 4lyfe dance around and point fingers until he inevitably kills himself.
Here's what his neighbors will end up hearing:
youtube.com/watch?v=aaOjDewD3Po

Anyways, made this thread cause I'm looking for onions and cool forums with fucked up like-minded individuals.
Sup Forums isn't as badass anymore

pranknet / pranku / prankuniversity was cool. Raids are fun. Hivemind shit. Stuff you don't see any more here, refer me to.
Phonelosers is like a softcore modern pussy version of pranknet but still funny as fuck. Brad, main nigga, knows Dex and how sadistic he is. Dex caused $115k in damage in one prank, he'd do this shit live every night multiple times. Now he's in jail and I wanna bail him out because fuck karma but I'm broke as shit. So no more new comedy from him for a while it seems :/ have just been tuning into phonelosers.org because it's still funny as fuck even though it's not as harmful. Most physical damage I've seen him do so far in a prank is slitting someone's car seat, wack but still funny. I remember back in the day when people posted a site and minutes later it got hacked/defaced. I only come to Sup Forums nowadays hoping someone knows what's up, ylyl threads and a little bit of porn, bcuz Idk anywhere else as trashy, lost certain sites/onions I use to know, and had too much bullshit happen in my day I lost touch with a lot of douchebags and/or they aren't douching around anymore, lazy

so hook a nigga up. hacker forums, gift-giving / bug chasing, evil shit, OC, cool stuff, lists, archives, trading information/files/ebooks/$$methods, stuff like that. Thank you and fuck off :)

You're just as bad being a stupid faggot. Kys queer

>Just got done fucking some fag with a micro penis

Just for clarification, which one of you had the micro penis?

>i'm the joker! just liek in the movie!

Is this the role-playing thread?

him hence "couldn't handle the d"


I expect a bunch of butthurt whiteknights to shitpost with "Sup Forums deepweb secretclub" satire helping bump this until I find someone who's just as fucked up as me. :)

Ya but I'm sado-masochist so that's expected, keep talking dirty to me bb

Maybe he had an asshole marginally smaller than your micro penis, op.

his was like 2" erect, I've seen even smaller, like less than 1" erect, Idk how that one even masturbates. I can at least fit both hands on my cock and still have more room.
They call me little big man

#Doubtful

Anyway, your thread sucks.

Sage

The thread is only as shitty as the posters make it bruh. You're in it with me, at least I'm posting content lol. So far I'm just getting people bitching, probably inferiority or something Idk. Jealousy, envy, sabotage.

Anyways I'll get a timestamp for that #doubtful ass, 1sec

You still have ass herpes. I don't. As always OP is a faggot.

gonna take a while to get erect, I took some tramadol

waaahhhh
infection count so far : 2
possibly 3 if this guy spread it to his girlfriend

I always tell them I got HSV-2 though, so I am still a nice guy who like to be a piece of shit every once in a while. I'm just so fuckable they don't care.

...

Pics OP

hold on takes fucking forever to get erect on this shit
add me on skype if you really give a fuck.
redeemmp
op follows through

Edgy

>tfw I indirectly already inb4'd that shit in a previous post now I'm greentexting it

like I said Sup Forums's too predictable nowadays, whitenights, ppl shitposting, no actual content, just shit-satire. thx 4 bumping though / giving me another chance to bump under same IP
although some actual douchebaggery content would be more appreciated.

I'm sure you also make big cums

sometimes yes sometimes no
still working on getting that erection.
Works faster if you guys post horrible evil things

mouth is dry as shit, no water...

kys edgelord

I already did, I'm a fucking zombie, here to fuck your bitch. jealousy, envy sabotage
working on that erection still !

>Also gave him herpes
> lol
Besides the fact you seems to be some deviant post teenager in a dead end, ur life must suck to be that bad with others. Somewhere i think you always dreamed of giving poz deseases for free because life fucked you so much, but you actually never did it.

Because plus you are a lazy piece of shit, you have no balls. Trying to play big guy on the internet, complaining about the world ain't being badass enough for you... although you had too much of this badass loaded into ur guts i assume.

You can hide for many people, maybe, but don"t fool yourself, many of us clearly see who you really are, and aren't.

Watch it

hardcore white night clearly posting just because he wants to bump giving this thread more time to see my enormous cock.
Thinks I'm hiding, but I'm a nudist, all information is free dummy

My life is actually awesome, I get laid all the time, I have a hot body, I'm smart, all organic vegan raw narcissistic, and I inflict far more damage than I receive. I also heal people and feed the homeless. I'm just a sadomasochist who likes to help and then destroy and then help and then destroy. So yea, thank for the shitpost, now I've got more time to get this dic pic up lol

You are right that I have dreamed of pozzing people but not by getting poz'd myself, but I'm a bit of a bug chaser hence me being a masochist, so I always told my self if I got poz'd it's np cause I'd just get turned on by it and that way I can infect others. Like I said dude, I'm fucked up in the head, but it works out so I have no problems. Anyways, if you have anything evil to post, go ahead and do so. Also any health information is appreciated as well along with good stuff. I go both ways, just not sexually unless it comes to feet, zing!
I'm all organic, vegan, raw, live, no radiation ty, non-gmo and I exercise. I'm fucking hot dude. All the bitches love me. How old are you btw? I've fucked maybe 16 ppl

Have some random accounts to dan-ball.jp/en I'm bored. I got about 8k+ stored if anyone's interested in buying. I got the owner's acc and the first ~thousand ever made. There was like 420k accounts back when I had access to the DB but didn't know how to scrape back then, I was 'tarded.
420402 [wocaca] z13598786526 z492591654 xawGh5z2 loKUR3VO 　12/02/19 10:16:09 Chinese Language / Chinese 96.37.152.17 Two valid Not withdraw
420401 [TheUltimateRat] TheUltimateRat knight 5QriqUK2 mVSnpw5A 　12/02/19 10:10:24 en-US 74.217.37.5 Two valid Not withdraw

420393 [Tri Omega] freezeray10 heatspeed PPwjER9D 5NHA145J 　12/02/19 08:58:08 English / U.S. 70.171.22.160 Two valid Not withdraw

420391 [Dust Playah!] KidCyclops dust13 AjQ6T1U1 UbTupq7U 　12/02/19 08:52:49 English / U.S. 72.160.230.93 Two valid Not withdraw
420390 [Jogarxtreem] Joey69 xtreem000 s9dEgKlB gQYgHGyS 　12/02/19 08:49:33 en-US 68.98.102.146 Two valid Not withdraw
420389 [skyilar55] cottrhan000 sky55 IB3G3lFE UrGz2iyf 　12/02/19 08:43:14 English / U.S. 76.255.64.141 Two valid Not withdraw
420388 [Lavox2] low Nicolas vp0H1HmT 7WJXka2Z 　12/02/19 08:41:19 French 66.130.214.81 Two valid Not withdraw
420387 [Klasma] kfowler kfowler LSouABoh nc8g4kN5 　12/02/19 08:41:13 in-CA 174.3.137.45 Two valid Not withdraw
420386 [pooman2] bombpoo patrick4256 8dvYnAfp gHBafMG6 　12/02/19 08:39:37 English / U.S. 24.14.160.153 Two valid Not withdraw
420385 [zwicker117] captainzwicker zwicker Gg01vT3g okvbjLHe 　12/02/19 08:39:36 en-US 108.92.13.19 Two valid Not withdraw
420384 [Currency] money choudhury KabXfsYO KmDd6Rne 　12/02/19 08:35:10 en-GB 89.243.35.253 Two valid Not withdraw
420383 [The HOUSE] 4541234567887654 f1oooooooooooooo 3FyZAeys Pfsz5WKw 　12/02/19 08:20:31 Japanese 119.171.194.80 Two valid Not withdraw
420382 [monkey man!!!!!!] qwertyasdfghjkl caleb00 AUogZO8n 4mG90cGZ 　12/02/19 08:20:02 English / U.S. 4.252.212.47 Two valid Not withdraw
420381 [PorcAuCaramel] PorcAuCaramel car PuH0iWRm olfIqGds 　12/02/19 08:13:38 fr-FR 92.156.206.77 Two valid Not withdraw

*tips fedora*

>My life is actually awesome, I get laid all the time
Usain Bolt Start ! U know i know people who get very laid, and i don't mean getting micropenised in a farmhouse somwhere around minesotta. The fact is, those people rarely say how they get laid, because they don't feel even the need to say it, even less to unknown people ;)

>I also heal people and feed the homeless.
Oups feeling guilty somehow of what u did ? Noatall ?! Ok, well cuz it sounds like justifying see ?

>he wants to bump giving this thread more time to see my enormous cock
>All the bitches love me. How old are you btw?
>Claiming you don't need anything, and in the same time asking desperatly for random guy to look at your dick.

I assume that the issue being sado begins by doing your self nasty things, even with a keyboard though...

I forgot : dropping 420 k of kacked account for a shitsite on 4chin.
> 420 K

Im 28, also dream on, i prefer my girl.

...

Were all going to die today....

>Also gave him herpes
That makes you just as much of a loser as him.

Kek

More assumptions. I can barely understand what you said. I feel like I'm typing to someone with downs.
But yea, some people like to talk about how they get laid a lot, others don't. Doesn't really matter, not hard to do when you're bangin' like me

I don't really feel guilty about "what I did" at all
I'm a sociopath dude, thought you'd figure that by now. I do feel good though when I help others out, so like i said, I like to hurt and help. The longer something takes to build, the more pristine/beautiful/perfect something is, the more fun it is to destroy. Use to be Sup Forums's logic for the longest time, now it's just filled with cucks and the same shit threads.

And I don't understand the relevance / point trying to be made in the rest of what you said. But ya, you seem like a sado since you're not really trying to help remedy the situation,rather just talk shit about stuff u dunt evn undstand whilst making assumptions, but you're not a sado in the way where you'd add fuel to it either.
maybe a maso for wasting your time? Or just dumb idk. But I prefer to have fun and either help or fuck with people. so yea if we could get on that that'd be grrrreeeeat.

ikr? If you wanna come rub it in my face hit me up on the skypeizzle, been trying to get this erection going for a while. It's hard to get horny when I'm being a sado on tramadols

Kinda had a feeling it'd take forever to get anyone to make a real contribution to this thread who isn't me. That hivemindset in Sup Forums was lost a long time ago. Any time people try to organize something now it seems to go nowhere. Hence why I'm trying to find other sites to go. So if ya'll could link me that'd be grrrrreeeeat

Oh hey, someone who appreciates my douchery.

That'd be cool, I'd want to live to see it though...