Hey fags, so I got caught with some weed, and have court tomorrow, what should I expect? I'm in Michigan...

Hey fags, so I got caught with some weed, and have court tomorrow, what should I expect? I'm in Michigan, and it was an eighth.

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>USA

at least 10 years mate sorry

Literally going to be put to death, get fucked cunt.

>prepare your anus

>prison
>rape
>aids

Fag

prepare for the electric chair

smoke before you go, sneak one joint in, smoke when court is in session, stoners around the world admires you, stoners gather up and help you with bail, ezpz lemon squeezy motherfuck get real

Feels good to be dutch

Have a look at this. If it was just possession you should be in jail for 1 year, with a $2,000 fine (Max)
norml.org/laws/item/michigan-penalties-2

Plead guilty do jail time get it over with in 15 days or less, work inside also try motion to supress evidence first you could walk.

the guilty plea, another broken system sponsored by "justice"

Irrelevant; but is 1p-lsd legal in Australia?

Man all the bitches will love you when you get outta high school.

you know what to do
youtube.com/watch?v=SQMreeFuxd0

You gotta smoke the whole bag
And one more bag after that in front of the judge your mother and jesus
Jesus won't be there to begin with but I'm sure he'll turn up.

Walk in fist bump judge/jury
Blaze up 420 ayyyyy lmao
Go home

if you're white a slap on the wrist. community servise. if nigger prison

> community servise.
Really? I mean the full stops intend of commas but jesus

To bad it wasn't in UMich.

Mistomeanor and small fine. Its going to be legal anyway it already is in over 14 states. The government has seen a 600% increase in profit so all greedy fucks will follow suite.

Tell the judge he's earned a burn down

It is legal in only a few states.