My dick is fucked

my dick is fucked
ever since i started masturbating, every time I came in my underwear while kind of milking the dick over my clothes. Didn't think much about it, it just felt good so I kept doing it.
the other thing is, i never could stretch the skin over the whole head, just the part of it, probably cause I (almost) never masturbated the right way. Now it's all getting all over my dick and I don't know what to do, I'm fucking freaking out
how the fuck am I suposed to fuck someone now

wash your fucking cock dude

jesus christ its not hard

and that's it? i don't have phimosis?

if you think its more serious see a doctor, its why they exist

so do I have to wash it every time after I jack off or just sometimes?

if u cant stretch the skin all the way down when you are hard thats phimosis and u need a surgeon its an easy surgery 15to 20 mins

every time you shower
which should be every day but thats just me

goddamit. I can go like half way
i shower approximately once in like 5 days

nice trips
shower more if you want to actually use your dick, and yea sounds like maybe youve got phimosis but the surgery isnt that risky or time consuming

fuck that's disgusting dude, shower once a day you filthy amerilard.

also, I went through this when I was like 10-11, when I first discovered masturbating. I could never pull the foreskin down past half the head, however after a while I could.

Just keep that shit clean, also, keep yourself clean, you filthy shit.

okay guys, I'll shower every day from now on.
it's jsut that i hate myself too much so i don't really give a fuck if i stink, but since i finally got a gf i guess i'll shower from now on cuz you now, she's fucking hot and i wanan fuck her like a normal person

ban this underage dirty ass faggot

y'all niggaz posting in a troll thread

post her and you

not gonna happen faggot

what the fuck

this is why people cut their foreskin off, because some fatfucks burgerfags does not even know how to clean their dicks and smegma / lint whatever away frequently

>finally got a gf

sure you have

>fuck that's disgusting dude, shower once a day

Nobody needs to shower every day unless you sweat a lot due to physical exercise.

This is bullshit and you're probably a fat fucking fuck up

I'm a cutfag so I have nothing further to say. Envy you lucky fucks

i wouldn't even care if i didn't get a gf so i wouldn't post. otherwise i wouldn't even need the dick because i'd kill myself

>how the fuck am I suposed to fuck someone now
>i shower approximately once in like 5 days

I think you have a handful more issues to sort out before that's a possibility.

I don't get it. she doesn't care if i shower once in 5 days i guess

Mom knows best

How old are you may I ask

21

Sure you don't, if you don't leave your mom's basement anyway. But normal people do.

That's even more disgusting. You should kill yourself regardless.

Man, calling your dawn syndrome sister your girlfriend is taking it too far.

Scary

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thanks

Underage fag, figure it out, your puberty is only starting

i'm not underage

Yes she does she just doesn't want to be mean and tell you to fucking shower

kek okay

Every time you take a piss, pull it all the way back WHILE FLACID.

When this is completely comfortable, do it then get a half-chub. Let it sit like that a while then pull it back over.

Over time, start easing back over fully erect until you can get it all the way back.

>source: uncut fag who had the same issue, fixed it in this way around 18/19 years old.

i'm gonna fuck that up too

maybe i should really just kill myself, i'm not gonna fuck anyone anyway with my retarded dick

i hate myself

i cant even fit a q tip inside my foreskin dude

so what keeps you alive?

like not my dick

Fuck off! Youre the fucking kyle guy!

what is a kyle guy