CRUSHER 2.0

Kero Kero Bonito fans cucked

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When is Crusher dropping his first hip hop album?

I can't wait for all the Crusher threads. Best new meme.

How do we get revenge

for the uninitiated. essential crusher-core pic. i'm currently waiting for him to approve me to see his instagram pics for new content

welp your waifu is gone anons can you fucking cut it out with pretending your insincere piece of shit album is actually tolerable now

The essential Crusher pic is the one where he can't get into a gym so he takes a picture of himself with a full on boner

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Why are you jealous?

They're both half-asian. Doesn't that mean that they're actually more right for each other than most other people could be?

They both have to deal with the awkwardness and alienation of being half-race. Be happy that they have each other.

Legend.

i mean wasn't this inevitable?

Revenge for a girl having sex with her boyfriend? What is your problem?

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why'd he tag sarah

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>Sup Forums BTFO

This is amazing, lmaoing at all the waifufags

SHUT THE FUCK UP

DELETE THIS

There is only celebration. Praise the bulge.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE CRUSHED

well, he's got skinny fingers. We can make fun of him for that... right guys?

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Is it legal to be out in public with this much bulge?

>I'm here for the job interview...

What a fucking alpha, just parading his dick around like that

yo. that is a HAPPY girl, look at the contentment in her eyes.

you KNOW she's getting taht GOOD DICK.

you know?

THE GOOD HARD DICK.

It's Europe, where all refugees are welcome to live and fuck everyone's wives and daughters.

"Im not into submitting"

Sarah caught in a lie

When is Grimes going to leave her boyfriend for the Crusher?

KEK

This meme is amazing I want it posted in every single thread no exceptions. Fuck my sides have been in constant annihilation it hurts so good

This guy is hilarious of course but what truly has me laughing for hours is all those threads in the catalog I've seen over the past month. It's like he's the punchline to a long joke.

This is the most enjoyment I have ever gotten from Sup Forums

every KKB shill thread should be this from now on

CRUSHER REIGNS SUPREME

she prob bought him his compression gear :^(
saved

>British girl turns out to be a slag
stop the presses

She's a weeb so she's probably already been crushed.

they're like 8 years old and they live in a really wealthy nation so they never get harassed in public

Because she is there with him. She goes to the Gym with him

That dong is ridiculous

I'm just over 7 and a quarter at full chub and I feel like a fucking beta cuck just seeing how big he is soft.

This all began when I clicked google images and saw this. Thought it was a wardrobe malfunction but then found out he goes to the gym like that every time.

>implying he's soft

Its over Kero is over.

Deleting all their music

>Try me! Try me!
>Did you know I can do anything?
>Just witness this impressive list of my activities:
>Cucking!
>Blowing!
>Going to gym...with crusher!

Agreed. This meme has all the right ingredients:

>the absurdity / stupidity factor with Crusher's overall douchebaggery
>the tainting of the purity of a waifu... particularly a waifu whose image had been about purity and pandered to weeaboos and other waifuists
>muh dick vs. the insecurity issues many anons have
>the cuck factor, with this guy being /r9k/'s worst nightmare (except, funnily, he actually isn't, he's an asian manlet)
>the race factor - hilariously so, in that Crusher inverts the whole 'asian beta' stereotype while flaunting this thuggish moron image that codes for many anons as 'black'
>the troll factor, on many levels
>all the meme-worthy / meme-ready images that hit all these notes

It's too good to be true.

It is actually first time when Im thankful for something Fantano did

He can't be hard. Shit that would be too painful compressed like that

now we wait

imagine being Gus and having to actually call him CRUSHER

>implying she's ashamed
Sarah fully supports NexGenCucker's desires and behaviors

exactly, that's him with a partial hardon. his dick is probably about 7 in., taking into account his overall body size. I mean the guy is probably 5' 6" height, tops.

trolled

she looks upset and wants to go home, she just wants to
[spoiler]have fun with the crusher[/spoiler]

Also, imagine all the ways this meme could be combined with baneposting

Kind of feel bad for them. They are the entire bands musical talent.

>he can't get into a gym
>so he takes a picture of himself with a full on boner
I don't follow the logic here...

this is going down in the history books as the funniest music meme

Yeah, it's like the culmination of so many former Sup Forums memes and narratives that had been building up, finally to arrive at The Crusher.

As some other user said in this joke, it's like the punchline after a long joke.

Jamie is now officially my favourite member

DELETE

Time to listen to some SDBM

big guy

Gus and Jamie are the brains behind KKB right? Can't they replace her with someone pure?

this is the best thing that has happened to Sup Forums in a long time

>someone pure
please, stop.

just to clarify, is he Crusher or CRUSHER (all capitalized) ? Since he is /outguy/ I want to wtite in the right way

>who is this Crusher bloke Sarah?

for Sarah

STOP FUCKING LAUGHING IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!PURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope they replace her with Crusher, the music would be so much better

He is the NextGenCrusher and should be referred to as such, especially puny little white men like you.

half chub tho

either way, I'd say. you can write it as CRUSHER when you want to up the ante for maximum impact

She has a lot to do with their image and artistic design. They do the music though.

I would listen to that

fund it

This but unironically

Genius

IT'S ALL DICKSLAP

This holy shit. He will be the new and improved MC Ride

Ten minutely reminder.

the Crusher and Nexgencrusher are such hilarious names

dammit I have things to do today but can't resist a good new meme sometimes

SMALL DIK.

the picture i mean.

Thats what hes laughing at.

Serious question:

I wonder what kind of music the Crusher listens to?

He seems like an EDM, EDM trap, and rnb-rap kind of guy to me.

Crusher? More like CRUSHED HER PUSSY?

its like half a snickers bar

Their beats are good but she seemed to eclipse them by providing the weeaboo appeal entirely herself. I'm sure the guys knew they'd get male fans so if it blows up in their faces they aren't victims.

This is The Crusher. I think he just goes by Fauzi, his twitter name is just a nod to the Japanese guy.

hangry

hangry for..

Grimes.

he loves Grimes and Art Angels.

but the digital version.

he doesn't give a fuck.

the absolute madman.....
is this harrassment?

How can you listen to KKB now that her pure, attainable image is gone. She literally called him her crusher. Guys, it's over.

lol

this is a good meme happy to be at mu today

gus is the cute one t b h

This is too good

need to find his mma record
what a hero

how would it be harassment? it's just a montage of her with her bf that i made for her so she could look at it.