UK fag here~

UK fag here~
So this guy has been standing there since 8:00am this morning. It's 1:38pm.
There are kids playing in this street, and I have no idea why he's there. Never seen him before. He's been on his phone and just walking around the area.

What should I do? Am I just being a paranoid twat?

Where abouts in uk are you op????

Middle of nowhere. 220 miles from London.

Maybe go outside and watch him. Don't say anything, just stand and stare. If you have a mask of some sort, put it on, it'll freak him the fuck out and he'll fuck off.

I'll look for a mask. Kek

This but also take an obvious photo of him with your phone/ a camera to make him uneasy and on edge

kill him

Could only find a wig..
Already done that. I even talked to him. He was a little nervous.

Don't tempt me

just go out and ask him.

If you aren't likely to be kidnapped, as in you are fully grown, go outside and ask him if he needs some help.
Then ask if he lives around here, is he visiting someone and so on.

If he is normal, he will probably answer easily.

If he is up to no good, he'll be on edge and want to leave.

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i'll sign this

Shouldn't you kids be in school?

he might be an estate agent

best way to test him put the wig back on, then some sstockings and a short skirt.
fill a crop-top with some bags of sand for boobs, and put a pair of your sister's high heels on.

saunter over and ask him if he wants a coffee

if he says yes, lead him inside, ask him if he is married
then go to the kitchen, put your dad's suit on, and carry a clipboard - say "Have a seat right over there" and interrogate him before he runs outside.

if he runs, quickly put a police outfit on, then tackle him to the ground and drive him to the nearest police station

He noticed me walking around outside and watching so he walked down the road. I will when he's back. He left his car though

Perfect idea. I'll totally do it

uhhh...pokemon go?

;) I'll follow through on the first part.

Doubt it. Heven is dressed all formal.

He's*

btw are people dropping that game or what? haven't heard any news on people dying while playing recently. haven't heard anything really. this makes me happy

Herefordshire faggot

Gtfo

found you

Rip

Five hours wandering around the neighborhood? Weird

You think? He doesn't live here.

Is that his vehicle or is he talking to somebody?

His. He keeps getting in it. Then getting out and walking around.

OP here. He's back. I'm going to go confront him. I'll get back to you on what he says.

record everything

Op here. Found out hes a cock sucking faggot just like me. Invited him in for tea and a rimjob.

Make sure to spill your spaghetti. It scares criminals.

Middlesborough?

Just a pokemon go fag player I think

Around here the young faggots return tomorrow. I'm sure going to miss them.

help how do i hack/exploit roblox

Cheat engine. Use speed hax 2 pwen n00bs

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OP is kill?

haha
do it

defend your neighbourhood
you'll feel braver after doing it once.

perform a judo chop on him

I'll be 30 minutes, just wait for it.

trips of adventure

probably playing pokemon go

Bumping for update

28 minutes and I'll deliver the video.
just encoding it now, then compression and webm.

You better samefag bump this then ;p

Bump with my goats cheese and veg pizza

That looks really good m8.

He's just playing Pokemon GO. Leave him alone!

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Did you even try?

Godspeed, OP.

i was just bumping with the first pic i had in the folder

I'm femanon and it was amazingly creamy

Posted before wrote, whatre you eating user???

Is there a Pokestop nearby?

OP here, I'm a humongous fahgot

bamp

Bumping with my cat, cmon OP!

Anyone lurking post something funny/cool? Inb4 banana

How's this?

I'll file that under ..... 'Interesting'

In 30 mins time, was 40 mins ago; OP is not coming back

I got this too

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OP is confirmed a faggot

name?

Source?

I seen the same fucking thread months ago.. I'm having deja-vu because of it.

Fake as fuck.

y u do this user

OP here. That cheeky bastard is apparently raping. He got me...in the bum.

checkd and kekd

Rainia Belle/Lilith Lust