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Rio 2016 Olympics #30

BBC banter edition

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These two are just pure cringe

Cant wait to have her ugly face off my telly tonight

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>Want to buy a bike to cycle to work
>Go into local bike shop
>"oi m8 I'm looking for your cheapest road bike"
>"ok m8 our cheapest road bikes are £500"

Britain being good at cycling has certainly inflated all the fucking bike prices.

There is no way you can justify a bit of metal with some peddles and two wheels costing more than £100.

>that melt who thinks the athletics is on tomorrow

>roidal

>britain favored in like 5 more events today
>britain leading golf
>britain will win men's tennis

somebody stop them

She alright but she looks like a puffin

Stop being a cheap cunt and get the £200 one from halfords

I'd snog Rebecca Adlington in all honesty

>you will never be a grey haired olympian god

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>3am sunday morning is today.

Hmm really stimulates the braincells

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Guy at halfords said all their road bikes are for experienced cyclists and non of them have a relaxed seating position.

I don't want to look like a gayboy with my arse up in the air.

Yeah mate, I guess you'll be staying up all day after you've watched the athletics for 3 hours, you definitely won't be going to sleep...

Moron

lmao we just got a silver in rowing. what the fuck is the rest of the world doing?

It's later tonight in Rio, lad.

If you ask nicely, mum might let you stay up.

>Based Denise and Johnson coverage

The Olympics are officially comfy

Yet more proof that London 2012 created a positive legacy for our athletes.

fair enough , maybe go to /n/ like the bloke saif in the other thread

There autisitc but im sure one of them could help you out

dem nips tho

>not talking to that bitch right now


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Nah let them get second. Better than fucking chinks 2bh.

decent bikes have alway been expensive.

Did she take away your Nintendo again, lad.

What a bitch!

Got gold earlier too. Women's rowing is doing well.

Gonna get a tak-away for one for /cyc/ tonight.maybe somthing i can also have a nibble on at midnight for the athletics

What should i get?

Why do I get feels whenever I see that Folgers commercial with the black dude and his student?

If you just want a bike to ride around on and get you from A to B buy a decent mountain bike for like £300.

we'd never medaled in this last event though

Ade and Andy comfiest commentators
Diving guy also great

So, were there any news about fights between fans in Rio, apart from the argentinian and the brazilian in the tennis match?

at this point in the tournament last year we won 6 golds in one day (super saturday) to take us to 14 overall, pic related

not gonna be as good at that as a few of the favoured people have a tricky time desu

Yes, the field of mathematics is comprised of many different subdivisions.

Similarily: arts, crafts, sports

Atleast you don't have help the refugess commercials from UNICEF

So what is the memiest sport at the Olympics?

My vote goes for racewalking

>Have to look like an utter aids patient to compete
>You've never even heard of legday
>Get the shit ripped out of you while training
>Train for 4 years, accidentally jog a bit and get disqualified.

Cosby reruns?
>maybe you we're into Fresh Prince, dough

Lets just say, hypothetically speaking, that you were some no skills to speak of loser who spent all day everyday on his computer, but you wanted to start practicing to represent your country in the 2020 Olympics. What event would you choose?

mathematics is not plural
math is a shortening of mathematics, not mathsematics

Aren't road bikes easier to pedal though?

Rowing.

>steeplechase

what the fuck is this shit?

kekking hell look at all those bronze and silver for russia and the fact fucking best korea are ahead of them, banter

funniest bit is the fact australia isn't even in the top 15 and is behind new zealand though

shooting or archery

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looks awesome

>running through water

my sides

>£380 for a peddleycycle

jog on m8

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you should do curling and try to compete for 2018 or 2022 instead

They're not comfortable to ride, that's the problem. Unless you're at least semi serious about racing, don't bother. Find a good mountain bike with an alloy frame and disc brakes and be done with it.

>horses
>racewalking
>handball (poor man's basketball)
>basketball (aka "yanks need another medal")
>80% of all swimming
>sabre (dashy-an- yelly)
>beach volleyball (random blocks + butts)

All I can think of right now.

Why is America better at doping in the pool but worse than Britain at doping in the Velodrome?

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>being this much of a cheap cunt

>road bike
>relaxed seating position

Then get a hybrid bike, you fucking fattie

the africans have horrific hurdle technique in this steeplechase

>horse dancing

more appropriate

>that Indian girl falling on the hurdle

Why are Indians such shit at the Olympics?

Get a real bike son.

what did he mean by this

>china
kek, they're getting fucked

>Sabre

It's better than foil m8 aka I parried your sword right into my chest but I win the point :)

Not to mention you get to hang out with all the curling QTs

seriously they have over a billion cunts living there and zero medals

indian diaspora in other nations will probably get more medals than india the country

because shitting on the street is not an olympic event

You struck me as a gabbagool from your tabs

POOO
IN THE
LOOO

Except Yanks use "math" as a singular
>math is hard
You're not the Micheal Phelps of thinking, are ya?

There is not a single justification as to why this bike is that expensive. No matter how many carbon fibre parts it has, it's still >a fucking bike.

For that money I could get a cheap Porsche Cayman

>A bike
>A Porsche

Hmm really makes you think

e-sports.

PLS RESPOND

Nations normally do really well the year they host the olympics and then better than normal the time before and the time after which means china should do much worse this time than London desu

unfortunate we aren't hosting this time or we could unironically beat them

DESIGNATED

£237 per month on finance
Literally the same price as a car lel

>jumping off the hurdle

that's allowed?

This, when will league of legends be in the Olympics?

mathematics is not plural, anywhere, hence math is not plural

keep up

Oh I'm with you now, ha

There's not even £9,500 worth of parts there wtf.

Is an video game a athlete?

>what are development costs

What are you all watching? The schedule says the Athletics is finished.

Neither abbreviation is correct or incorrect. You may hear arguments for one being superior to the other, and there are logical cases for both sides. One could argue maths is better because mathematics ends in s, and one could argue math is better because mathematics is just a mass noun that happens to end in s

now lets not have this same tired argument yet again because this is the comfy thread

You can get a Chinarello for a third or fourth of that but then the frame might snap when you are doing 50mph on a sonic descent.

>Italian.
>Fancy name
>Carbon Fibre
>Development costs

The price is right.

>Americans dominating the steeplechase

fuck yeah

>he doesn't paying for labor, shipping or manufacturing

have for wit a bag of parts yeah gotta carrying happy from where it's made

wanna suckle dem titties so bad

why don't the rowers wear bras though?

>Make a frame
>Put two wheels on it
>Your bike is "developed"

Really makes you think

>Pay thousands for a bike
>The frame can still snap

Ha ha wtf?

tennis

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/olympics/36772595

Cycling starts at about 8pm, athletics are back on again at midnight

>mathematics
>maths

>statistics
>stats

>mathematics
>math


>statistics
>stat

???

Oh dear, you're not the brightest

Heptathlon on NBC's world famous tape delay

filtered as fuck. nobody fucking cares about you

Rowing. The manlet at the front whose sole job is to shout 'STROKE' at people considerably stronger and more powerful than you also gets a medal.

It's the laziest way to win an Olympic event. Sitting and shouting.

Any of you lads watching the archery?

youtube.com/watch?v=uyKoEh58fNI

it's not on anymore...

it's only delayed when it doesn't say live in the top right corner. way to let the yuropoors fool you