Have any of you Sup Forumstards tried gloryhole? How was it? On which side were you?

Have any of you Sup Forumstards tried gloryhole? How was it? On which side were you?

>greentext stories appreciated

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On phone so no green txt.
Be army fag in afghanistan.
Notice public bathroom at base I am spending the night at has a hole cut between the last two stalls.
Come back at midnight.
Someone already in last stall.
Guys puts finger in hole and make a come wither motion.
Stick dick in, immediate warm moth and tounge.
Feels good other than occasional beard hair rubbing.
Also he can't take it to the base because wall.
Come after 5 minutes.
He swallows. I leave, he stayed in the stall.
Repeat this every other night till convoy leaves for next base.
What can I say, lack of sex out there makes you desperate.

nice doubles faggo

No, for two reasons.
99.9% chance it is a dude in there sucking your dick.
STDs.

Its not gay if you dont KNOW its a man, Army fags lowchance of STDs because low amount of sex, seems like a good place to do so honestly

Was he good at sucking?

>Feels good other than occasional beard hair rubbing.
>Don't know it's a man
You are a faggot, face it.

Lurking

same, but sadly no experience to share

If i was sexually depraved, in army, I can unimagine the beard hair rubbing, Id be in there every damn night

It is a shame that most probably it´s a guy on the other side. Otherwise would like to give it a try

>in amsterdam
>walk red light district
>too beta to actually go in
>most hookers are 10/10
>srsly
>horny as fuck
>find place that has gloryhole
>figure I'd get my dick sucked
>in amsterdam anyway amiright
>pay fee
>go in booth
>lame porno playing on tv
>nobody in the booth next to me
>ffs
>but suddenly!
>someone walks in the booth next to me
>and almost instantly pops his boner through the hole
>thiswasnotwhatiwasexpecting.jpg
>touch it a little
>it squirms
>get horny as fuck
>jerk it off a little
>start to hear moans from the other side
>decide to give a lick
>self respect out of the window anyway
>put it in my mouth
>suck on it
>moaning intensifies
>diamonds
>suck his cock like no tomorrow
>jaws hurt, cant get him deep in my mouth
>somehow he cums anyway
>choke on some of the fucking cum
>tastes like shit
>nearly throw up
>once recovered, dude already left
>sit there with cum on my face
>rethink live
>fap
>go home

>3 years ago
>just turned 18
>decide to legally buy my first hard alcohol (europe)
>friend and I went to local booze store, bought some bacardi, vodka, etc. and some stuff to mix with
>sit on a bench in front of store and start drinking
>theres a sex shop on the other side of the street
>"hey user, is that kevins mum?"
>"i think so"
>kevin was a kissless virgin beta friend. well more half of a friend
>kevins mum enters sex store
>we were shocked and couldnt believe that
>fuck it, we are both 18, lets check out that sex store and if was really kevins mum in there
>enter store, cant find his mum
>go back outside, drink some more
>after exactly 2 hours we see kevins mum leave the sex store, now definetly sure it was her
>wtf where has she been that 2 hours
>enter store again and find a glory hole room hidden in the background
>no way
>we ask the shop keeper if the blonde women who just left the store was in there the last few hours
>"yes shes volunteering every friday evening from 5pm to 7pm. are you guys 18? 10 bucks for a 10 minute blow"
>NO FUCKING WAY
>we see another women enter the store and heading to the glory hole room

we couldnt believe what we just found out and that such things exist where we live

>wait for next friday
>see kevins mum enter the store exactly at 5pm
>wait few minutes, then enter it too
>"we want a blowjob from that glory hole"
>there was one guy in the room so we waited until he finished
>first me and then my friend got blown by kevins mum

suddenly our evil minds come to shine
>"hey user, isnt kevin turning 18 next week?"
>"we should totally buy him this blowjob as his present”
>"no man we cant do that...or can we?"

cont.

cont.

next friday we take kevin to that sex store saying we have a surprise for him
>"come on kevin its time to get in contact with girls"
>"we all have done this when we turned 18"
>"dont be such a pussy or you will die a virgin"
>we convinced him to get into the glory hole room, paid for him
>he got his dick sucked the first time of his live
>finished in like 2 minutes
>he comes out
>we tell him “no you have to say thank you to that lady before you leave”
>he says thank you
>his mother recognizes his voice
>bursts out of her room
>kevin with the face of thousand corpses, mother speechless with cum still around her chin
>we burst out in laughter and run away

>kevin never came back to school
>we never saw him again, they moved away
>parents got divorced soon after as far as we know

homo

yeah, that never happened

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wrong thread, im a retard

trips

chek'd

happened in munich 7 years ago.

I like to dress up like this slut, make up perfume wig and everything, go to the gloryhole and suck a couple of dicks. Sometimes I bring lube and condoms and let them fuck me, if its big enough. Pretty sure most of em think I'm actually a girl. (The ones that I've only sucked)

There's something about wearing a girly perfume and having a cock in my mouth that gets me super horny.

you might be gay

Yeah, user, I think it's a possibility you're gay.

Dude, I lost my virginity to hookers in Amsterdam. Find one that look nice, be polite, pay upfront, get naked, she'll put a condom on your dick, suck it , ride it a bit and everything will be fine

also, so cash

kek
good story though

used to travel a lot for work and found a site with listings for gloryholes. I would use them regularly. very rarely you'll find a horny younger girl that just wants the experience but it's mostly men and road hags

Holy fuck this would be gold

Isn't bs that our allies the Brits and Canadians can go fuck around but we can't?

>>I feel your pain, it is a rather blue one

You've...or someone else has posted this before, I know I read it here once before

its a copypasta