Dubs decide what I say. Get me laid you motherfuckers

Dubs decide what I say. Get me laid you motherfuckers

feet or die

She's proably as real as Kim K's ass..

I know her personally lol

Ayy baby wan sum fuk?

I want to stretch you out all over my lamp.

pls take my virginity

post her profile pic

roll

Winrar

HAHA

Sure feels like I am being catfished. Could you send me picture of yourself with the current date and time written on a piece of paper?

Delivered

Winrar

Sure feels like I am being dogfished. Could you send me picture of yourself with the current date and time written on a piece of paper?

Post response

Unfortunately we both know each other personally so that wouldnt work

I know we just met and all of that, but I find you astonishingly beautiful.

can i save your picture? i want to show it to my mom what i want for christmas

Ok try
Then.

Yea sure

Ask her for her picture then.

`what colour underwear are you having?`

This

she wont respond i think
she'll just close the conversation

my dick is small

Send her this picture with the message "Die faggot."

Hey. What are you up to young lady?