Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop...

Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop. I even had it fucking password lock, but for some reason my wife was able to get into it. I had a whole file dedicated to loli, but what I had in a folder that was hidden deep in my PC was all of my KP. So I walked into the house and the bitch flips on me. I'm like "what's wrong", she shows me the laptop with the KP playing. I'm like wtf are you doing with my laptop, she threatens to go to the police and storm's out and takes the kids with her. she says she doesn't trust me around our kids anymore. What should I do?

Well OP. you are fucked... I think you should leave her

fuck your kids before its too late

I would totally leave her but she took my fucking laptop with her and I'm scared she my do something stupid

an hero.

Am I a dumbass for not knowing what "KP" is? Too lazy to Google it.

Is it;
>OP being a dumbass and misspelling "CP"?
>Me being a dumbass and not understanding?
>An abbreviation for something along the lines of" Kid pornography" instead of "Child Pornography"?

Anyway, OP, I'm going to assume it has something to do with your fascination for children in a way society cannot accept.
True, from time to time I share this fetish, kink, whatever, but I don't regularly masturbate to the thought of children. Very very rarely.

Recommendations;

>Fucking talk to her. Say you want/need to talk, and the Fucking talk. PROPERLY!
>???
>Profit/Jail.

Hi, im just a regular Sup Forums "fag" here who's not a part of the fbi in any way, shape, or form . Could you please tell me where you live? Let's have a beer together!

Are you fucking retarded. It's writen in the OP image.

Seems she was looking for it... Did she have any clues you were into that?

She might have been looking for something to use against you, maybe already planning for a divorce

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I'm glad she didn't find those nudes I took of our infant. talk about close calls but she still has my laptop and she is staying at her mother's until I get the rest of my thing's , just hope she is not still snooping around in my Shit

Well m8 it's gg. You're looking at prison. I would join the French foreign legion if I were you before its too late. Buy a plane ticket and withdrawal a couple hundred bucks and go right now before the party can gets there op. They will set you up with a new life if you get accepted. It's your only hope.

OP, you're a fucking idiot for saving CP anywhere. You deserve whatever you get. Your only hope is to beg her to help you find treatment.

bait is so low quality now, i'm not even gonna upload a picture.
>sage

Kill yourself, you're a piece of shit one way or another

divorce her on the premise of violation of privacy

>pics of your kid
Mate you're fucked. If there was any chance of you plating it off as a fetish, it's long gone now.

You may as well get the vaseline ready now as you're going to get v&ed

How are you gonna fuck your kids now???

and learn to protect your shit with sth, thats not personal

This, your only option is to kill yourself.

Definitely kill yourself.

You should call the cops and explain how she broke into your computer.

obviously upload all the cp into this thread so it gets off your pc

"Hidden deep in my PC"

Kys faggot, can't even encrypt a folder.

Have you considered stopping making things up on the internet?

Kill yourself. I mean you're scum anyways.

Nice try open. This pasta is stale as fuck

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You clearly need to hide your CP on the internet so its off your computer. Post it here, I promise to keep it safe.

the only thing that gets me diamonds is child porn

Be a man and go up to her faggot, tell her you have a serious illness or something and would like help. Beg mercy if you have to, or just fly far away to russia or some shit.

I hope she goes to the police. If I were to give any advice, be a man and turn yourself in for being the scumbag that you are.

You could always kill your wife and wipe the PC then destroy it. Better to go to jail for murder than being a pedophile

Nice to meet another regular "fag.
OP in addition to your address, could you "greentext" your "pizza"?
"for the lulz", not as evidence of course

Welcome to Sup Forums, people are tooo fucking lazy to read and pay attention to details

5 chan
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help user take down this site

suicide. No really. Hear me out. She is going to do one of two things.
1)go to the cops and get you thrown in jail, where you will be ass raped daily by the other prisoners for being a pedo (the fact that you personally didnt fuck a kid is irrelevent)
2) she divorces you and holds this over your head to take all your money and stuff for the rest of your life, and generally using this to make you miserable till you die,to the point where option one sounds less bad.

either way you are never gonna see your kids again.
....so yeah, I would eat a bullet if I were you.

Accept the piece of shit you are. I hope you end up in jail and get raped or murdered for your endorsement of molestation. All of my prayers are for her to turn you in.

take anything valuable you can and go to the pawn shop. get all the money you can get and skip town
shave your beard if you have one or start growing one out. get a tattoo. do whatever just start walking. if you wait too long it might not be safe to drive.

Because praying works

Kill her and the kids. At this point you can only win.

I mean that. You can only win by killing them all.

this

NOW LISTEN UP OP. The only way you can get your girl back is by becoming a ROCK. I am dead serious.
This advise will be the most valuable in the thread so don't fuck up brother.
1) STOP FUCKING MASTURBATING. This is the most important shit. Your body will perform so-called "pollutions", so don't listen to faggots who will tell u it's not healthy. Within 20 days you will feel animal-like power inside of your chest.
2) GO TO GYM 3 times a week - 1 day chest, 1 day back, 1 day legs.
3) STAND PLANK-excercise. Aim for 5 minutes. This is what will give you character strength with combination of point one.
I wish someone told me what to do 4 years ago, but I discovered all of this on my own.

Are you stupid?

your life as you know it is literally over

everything is over

time to die basically

fuck your wifes pussy and beg for forgiveness

Why do you want to take it down? It´s just spam.

Look OP, I understand we all have our own shit we fap to, but KP is fucked up dude. Look, even though I find you to be scum of the earth that should be put away, you need to get that laptop or the hard drive and ditch that shit where no one will find it, do your best to destroy it completely. Then pawn all of your valuables and move somewhere cheap until she forgets you. Good luck either way.

Thank you for the advice to stop my wife from turning me in basically have to do the one punch man exercises to stay out of jail, it sounds way better then killing the fucking whore ....

I know that OP is just some low quality bait. But I seriously do wish a horrible life and death and nothing but the worst to anyone that indulges on cp, loli, shota and all that pedophile behavior. Sure we all have our laughs with pedobear and so forth, but if you really actually watch shit like this and it pleases you in any way....you are the scum of the earth. You should all an hero, it would actually make for suicide to be known as "an hero" in your cases. You are ridding the world of your horrible evil minds. Well, just my 2 cents. Hope you all burn in hell if there is one.

Say you were hacked

Lol

its illegal?

Dude.

Just kill her, and the kids, and her mother. Everyone who is in the house. They deserve it.

Oh, and make it painful, will ya? You can only die once, so make it worth it.

in b4 404

>i am a faggot, pls kill me
>i deserve to die in a fire
>srsly i deserve to die in the most horrible way imaginable

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I'm glad you got caught you sick fuck. Go get help for your problem.

Addendum:
>i deserve to have my head sawed off with a hacksaw, no anaesthesia or anything

NIGGA, SNATCH THAT HARDWARE

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proof feet fetishists r retards

Kill, your wife and wipe the PC then throw it into the deep ocean. Destroy all other records. You have a easier time of if if you commit 1/2nd degree murder than being a pedo

Tell her that you're suicidal and that you will kill yourself if she does anything

lmao

Seems a little bit strong, but I agree with this fury filled fellow. Hope op is real and gets the van.

Kinda what we're hoping for

"scared she might do something stupid"

Let's get this straight. If she reported you right now and handed over the laptop as evidence, that wouldn't be stupid.

You're the one who fucked up son

Take one for the team

Just start making sebian films.

This is surprisingly a good idea

but y? i mean, surely murdering a stable family of 5 for fun is worse that a "problematic" fetish

>>wife please wait
>>am suicidal
>>will an hero
>> "good"
>> mfw

THIS

You'll die in prison a pedo, trust me. Kill your wife, then kill a few cops. Destroy evidence. Go. Godspeed.

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Hey guys this is the OP first of I'm pretty sure you guys watch loli and shit on this site so I'm not that differen from the rest of you guys. It's just I got caught by my wife, and I really don't want to kill myself it's not like I actually had sex with one. It's just a little over 4 GB of KP saved on my computer and I was going to use it for research purposes maybe I could have helped one of those little boys I seen in the videos I mean what if I seen one of those kids walking down the street one day I could offer to help him.

lmao

Not even worth a bait meme

>That moment when your fucking captcha is pizza

>a whole file dedicated to loli
I agree with your wife. Go die alone. Leave the children. You pedophile

Look op I'm sorry to say this and I'm not going to be a Sup Forums fag or joke. She should not of gone though your shit but. I see why she doesn't trust you around kids if you like cp/kp. I'm sorry it happened to you but she might take you back if you clear all the cp and prove you aren't a peso, good day op

Wait for het to contact you. In the meantime, delete all of the illegal content, and do it in such a way that it is not recoverable. When she contacts you, if she contacts you, let her know that you understand that you have a problem, that you have gotten rid of everything that she saw and everything that she did not see, and that you want to work with her to get your marriage back on track. Ask her to tell you how she feels, and listen without judgement. Ask her what steos she wants you to take to rebuild trust, and then follow them. Tell her how sorry you are.

>Have CP
>Use an easy to use password

Bait or not, you deserved it. R.I.P.

Agreed. I'm the guy that says mods x3 in threads cos I fucking love ruining the fun of butthurt paedos

>loli
If it's animated you'll be fine if it's not then God help you.

Talk to her and try to get her to be a pedo too and rape your children together. If she does not become a pedo, kill her and destroy your computer.

>being butthurt
>damage controlling that hard

I didn't even kek

Convince the cops your wife and you both love cp and already used your children. This way she will go to jail too and lose her children.

Dude.
Why are you even worried?
Call the cops. Tell them your wife has a laptop full of bill cosby's wet dreams and she ran off with your kids when you confronted her about it

It´s only spam. Nothing to see there (unless you like thumbnails and pop up windows)

Nothing. This is what's supposed to happen to people like you. Hopefully this will just be the beginning of the consequences you suffer for enjoying and participating in and perpetuating the suffering of innocent children.

Why is your wife mad at you for watching Kim Possible? That was an awesome show back in the 2000's.

youre a sick bastard. You should castrate yourself and move into isolation before you do any real damage a a human. Id say thats better than jail OP.

You go on Sup Forums
You would get murdered in prison OP
best to an hero instead

Slagwife was looking for an excuse to fire you and take your shit. Like a typical man, you gave her an excellent one. Men can be so fucking stupid.

Lol fucking hooked one already!! Took about 30 seconds. Like shooting fish in a barrel you sad paedo.

triggered much?

Bet he replies to my bait again even though I'm telling him it's bait right here. Him or someone else. Too easy.

You actually deserve to die

Watching kp is the same as doing it

>damage control
>damage control!
>DAMAGE CONTROL!

Still not keking.

Hahaha fucking called it