This is Klingon space, Turn your ship around or prepare to be boarded

This is Klingon space, Turn your ship around or prepare to be boarded.

KAPLA!

No here this! Our intentions are peaceful, we mean you no haram.

warning bach across bow qul!

Your weapons are no match for our shields..

'SHPISCH'

Sir damage report multiple casualties decks ten though twelve, should I return fire?

>5 posts
>5 images
>1 IP
Awful thread OP, you should be ashamed

Disable their warp engine Lieutenant

I think you missed mr Worf

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Yes I suppose you're not.

That day the enterprise had many enemies, and it was taking fire from all directions. It was a rough day in the engine room for scotty, Little did he know it was about to get more rough by the second.

Suddenly out of nowhere a Ferengi scout ship appeared out of warp.

I said a Ferengi scout ship appears out of nowhere

it is i, farenghi, give us prophets and much lanternium

We, do not have any currency to, give you. But if you're seeking, a prophet, well I would just point you in the direction of deep space nine.

OP, seriously stop bumping your shitty thread that no one wants to be a part of.
It goes here...

Behold a true ferengi appeared! For the enterprise hath no quarrel with

Hold your fire.

Sir I'm detecting large amounts of confusion.

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ptaj means bitch in klingon right? well if so op is a ptaj

chu' tetlh pagh mej

How do you know its only one IP?

KAPLA!

>How do you know its only one IP?
turn in your badge and uniform
you are demoted

Urh, captain I'm detecting overwhelming levels fear.

Please Deanna, I'm getting enough grief from the red alert.

Haha that is gawddayum lol

Is it the little 7 that says 'posters' when you hover over it?

Sir, the red alert is vital to our survival, it notifies me when to check the sensors. Speaking of sensors sir I'm detecting a ship off our forward bow.

You are now all prisoners of Cardassia, prepare to be boarded.

Performing evasive manoeuvres, but captain I feel they may not out manoeuvre their transporters.

What are the terms of your surrender, where you will be placed in prisoner of war camps until the war is over.

Not happy.

And thus concludes my shit posting for tonight.

Jesus fuck, Worf

Give us your blood, shekels, and foreskins.

Our god demands it. Yeah. He told us that.

So you better obey us.

> yfw you have space ovens