Going down to 711. You fuckers want anything?

Going down to 711. You fuckers want anything?

A red bull for me, thanks breh

can you get a job application for me

haha, epic funny store thread! haha it's funny because people say what they want from the store you're pretending to go to! haha, epic! epic thread haha some food please ;);) haha

A gf

Bubble gum slurpee and cup of candy

marlboro gold

Check if my dad is there, was supposed to grab something for me

No, I'm actually walking there in about 45 min, and getting a hot dog. Big bite for life

Nachos and a coke

a quick and painless death

Roller hotdog on a bun with 2packs of mayo

did he go out for cigarettes when you were 6 and never come back?

Also nice trips you nigger

Whatever's in the safe

Hey! Grab some cool ranch Doritos and some Mtn Dew.

I'll let you take a big bite out of my hot dog bby ;)

A redhead.

big dildo and milk

you'll get the free chili and nacho cheese on it and like it!!

Get this guy a chocolate milk. People with autism love chocolate milk.

isn't that what Lorena Bobbit did? Didn't turn out so well from what I remember

>You fuckers want anything?
only your safe return

i work there. honestly the best thing is to get a cheese burger, and put some chili on it, not a lot just enough for a sauce. even better if you can get some bacon on there.

>autism
You know spouting useless, repetitive words and phrases is the definition of autism, right? I'm sure you don't, you fucking spastic.

yes they do. That truemoo shit too

An Arizona Green Tea please, I'll pay you back for it when I get paid

autist gets pissed

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and..... Funyons.

7/11 is what they would call a terrorist plane crash in india.

Yeah OP, a can of grizzly wintergreen, a case of natty ice and some donuts nigger

I don't think they have cheese burgers at the one near my house. Their case never has anything in it but gross looking pizza

Get me a slurpee

nice

live in colorado, no booze at 7/11. Also, why you chew the gross shit?

The fags on here are probably too young to understand this reference.

Pack of condoms so I can fill'em up with water and throw them on spics

Wat? 7/11 with no alcohol?

Oh just a Crimson Charger, a bottle of Rockyhill Condensation, and a bag of Amusing Onions.

if they've got pizza they've got an oven, which means they should have burgers, they might just not keep them ready to server, which is better anyway.

Yea, Sup Forums is pretty much just a place for 14yo to look at porn these days

PA fag. Same story.

Do they have Monster?

RIP truck penis

I just got a big bite from 711, but I forgot soda.
You mind grabbing a dr pepper for me?

Can you stop by 9/11 too?

Cashews, please. Thank you.

yea man, and it's never going to change. The passed a law years ago that made liquor stores the only place to buy booze so a bunch of mom and pop and gook-run stores popped up. Now they won't change it because it will put all the little stores out of business. You can get 3.2% beer at grocery stores but it sucks and is kinda pricey because no one buys from there

One time I had like 100-200 cartons of those small trumoo things. Drank as many as I could, gave tons away, and then me and my friends drove around the neighborhood throwing them at everything from stop signs to shit in people's yards

>oven
>burgers
Try again user

Buffalo chicken roller. The finest 7/11 cuisine.

turned out ok in the end, think he did porn after they sewed it back on

Found the Donald, guise

Lemme guess you mean a RedBull, Mt. Dew, and Funyun's?

Would you prefer another ylyl, trap, or furry thread?

Yeah I looked into it a while back apparently it's true

we did that with a case of the old glass SOBE's. Got them because they had just expired and my buddy's dad couldn't sell them at his sandwich shop. They don't break on shit because the glass was so thick. Dented the fuck outta some mail boxes and signs tho

i work there. i know what the fuck i'm talking about. 7-11 has an oven anything you get at 7-11 is cooked is in that, a microwave, or a roller-grill.

No he obviously thinks this thread is epic, retard.

Same. It's awful

Be careful homie, watch out for niggas that would bust a cap on your ass you punk white cracka bitch lookin muthufker

You just don't cook burgers in an oven user, you just don't...

No booze in stores but you have weed stores. That's fucked man

OP here. going to head out in just a bit. Dubs decides what I buy. Only stipulation is that it has to be 2 big bites with chili cheese and jalepenos. Go go go

they aren't great alone with just the cheese. but adding the bacon and chili makes it great.

Jumbo blue raspberry slurpie please.

Yeah, but oh well. Weed is great here, but almost every good job still tests so I can't do it anymore

i also live in colorado and theres tallboys and 40's in some

Fuck, that looks good..

:^)

Rob the joint homie, take some greens feed the kids

why cant we have free condiments here in swecuckistan... fucking everything is 50 cent PER CONDIMENT

benadryl a pacifier and condoms

Take a pic of the dune coon working behind the counter.

I've seen that and don't know how they get away with it. Maybe it's like the one location of a chain that can sell booze, like the Target on Colorado Blvd

what part you from?

Couple packs of Marlboro 27's.

Thanks b/ro

no dunecoons, only pimply high school and college kids. Gauged earrings and ironic tatoo kinda shit

Get two big bites with chili, BUT put sauerkraut on one of them.

denver like i25 & hampden,
my friend works at target so we always get a discount on liquor over there

the registers don't have shit. if you rob a 7-11 its to take the cartons of cigarettes. my store holds 250+ worth at least $50. the register will maybe have $200 if you're lucky

30 pack of Beer30, please.

Get yourself a bag of dicks.

absolute fucking mad man

I used to live right next to city park, and that's where we got our booze. Is it ghetto there?

lol nah its a typical suburb

But we robbin dem just to ya know keep it hood so dem punks dont try to capitalized on us ya dig. Homes

Is the trader Joe's by you the one that sells booze? Hear they got decent and cheap shit

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

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A slurpee, chili cheese dogs, and try the burger or chicken sandwhich faggot.

Get me a bottle of anything and a glazed donut

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Hello newfag.

nah, but trader joes is pretty quality. I used to go there to get good food at moderate prices. its sometimes as cheap as kingsoopers but usually just a little bit more expensive.
thats if you can stand all the fucking yuppies in that place.

Grab some rillos

Brian you keep your shoes on

Get me some watermelon Arizona ice tea and some skittles

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Nailed it.

we get our fruit and snacks and shit there up here in foco.Yuppies are awful here tho. They will literally take shit out of your cart instead of looking for it on the shelf

Gimme your bright lights and your city lights allright