I have a problem Sup Forums

I have a problem Sup Forums
I started dating this girl last week, and the other day we were talking about sex and stuff. She said her minimum requirement for dick size is 7", but I only got 6". How fucked am I?

tell her it's 7'

>thinking women know what they want

And when she sees it?

Man. Take it from a 6" or less guy. If you know how to use it then you're good. Sounds like she's just a bitch though.

You are 1'' fucked

Tell her that she can go to a farm and fuck a donkey or directly to nigeria

just drink some viagra before sex.

You should have told her "If you're looking for the biggest dick, go look in a mirror bitch" and left.

Girls have no idea when it comes to size. She will think you're 7" or more I bet

Yeah, I've never had any complaints. Plus, i have decent girth. I just panicked for a minute there. I actually like this bitch and don't wanna disappoint her. My pussy eating skills are pretty strong too.

Just shave completely it looks bigger when shaved

start jelqing asap

She sounds like a super Bitch i would leave that whore

You are in the mindset of proving yourself to a woman.

You already lost.

tell her your minimum boob size is double E

Dude, girls are so terrible at measuring things by eye. That is not a joke, they are truly awful. I guarantee you that her "7 inches" is closer to 5.

She has no idea what a 7" dick is, and if it gets to the point where you have no clothes you are going to fuck anyway.

After that.. who gives a fuck? you already fuckd her.

Dude. Girls have a dumb warped view on penis length. They think 5" is 7".they always add 2 inches. You'll be fine

you're dating a size queen?

get out now & find someone who likes you for you

tell her to go fuck some niggers who will beat her & turn her out

I'm betting she has fucked niggers

This. Bitches don't know shit.

Or tell her your minimum datable breast size are D's

big nigger dick is a myth perpetuated by porn industry

You haven't lost, yet anyway. But this guy makes a excellent point, don't put pussy on a pedestal user. She is still a breathing shitting human being with as many insecurities as you. Man the fuck up and dick her into next week.

you & I know that

but the size queen doesn't

OP here. You all make very valid points. Don't know why I care so much anyway

& if she complains about the size tell her that your dick is not too small

her vagina is too big

probably not at all. if you know how i mean it

nah its actually true. the average size in congo africa is 7.1 inches. its ok though because they are way dumber and more violent than us. they cant fuck our whiteys from prison!

Touchė

>they cant fuck our whiteys from prison!
It would be difficult doing it all the from Africa too....

did you know some people in america have african dna?

Don't say that shit. If she is an arsehole afterwards just kick her to the curb. Your a young dude getting pussy, what I would have fucking given to be banging broads at your age. Find another chick, bang her, rinse repeat.

WRAP THAT SHIT UP THOUGH YOUNGSTER.

>all niggers are the same

condoms suck, std's are a myth

> minimum requirement

Kek. Stop giving them such power over you. She's going to take what ever dick you have and she's going to like it.

Fucking fag.

your two options are;
A) sink into a deep biting depression because some skank is skanking
B) fuck her like an angry animal anyways and get your motherfucking nut.

if you pick option B and she doesn't enjoy it or want to fuck you a second time then she probably has a cavernous vajayjay in which case you should probably just move along

tl;dr take the poos. fuck the poos. ditch the poos. find a new poos to rinse and repeat with

Pissing shredded glass is great mate