Ask someone who worked at KFC anything

Ask someone who worked at KFC anything

where do you work?

got any interesting stories to tell about that job?

what's he like? mr sanders?

Do you cum in my chicken and not give a fuck?

What would you recommend eating there?

What would you avoid?

Are you a chai wallah?

What's in the secret sauce?

KFC MANAGERS TriHard

Why is the chicken so fucking good?

Give us the secret formula

McDonald's

Why were you fired?

What's the ratio of all black people to only fat white people?

SCUFFED JAYS TriHard

Have your life improved or is it still spiralling out of control into a pit of dead nend nothingness?

Cmon op

whats in the secret sauce?

SCUFFED 10K PC TriHard

Ravioli ravioli give us the formuoli

did they let you eat for free? did you do anything sexual at work?

Ah... our Lord of the chicken. No one has seen the great St. Sanders in so long. We just have the great songs and stories of how he ended the great hunger wars of 1976. Some say he rode into battle on a chariot of chicken, and boiled his prisoners in a cauldron of gravy. Everyday before we open we would gather around the statue of our Lord and preform.a blood ritual, in return he granted us a profitable day. Those who did not please the great Sanders would be sacrificed. I was lucky to make it out.

When I first started yes, on lunch break you could get anything within reason (no 20 piece meal for me while on break) then district cracked down on us limiting it to $5. Thus began the dark times.

OP makes thread and doesn't even answer our questions

Can't really expect much from somebody who worked at KFC

Moved, so I quit

No He'll answer but only after making us wait 20 minutes in the drivethrough.

I was surprised by the low number of black customers, or fat white trailer trash. Tbh I got more asians than anything.

I was going to make a new thread, but this conveniently showed up.

Why are KFC workers such fucking apes? Like bottom of the barrel niggers that can't even count out how many pieces of chicken to go in a bucket. Went to KFC last night and this happens:
>walk in
>go to counter
>expecting to place order
>350 pound queen of apes walks up
>"dah fukk u wunt bich"
>a word with your manager now
>"fo wut"
>I don't appreciate being cursed at
>even fatter, uglier ape waddles out 5 minutes later
>basically tells me nothing is wrong
>order bucket of crispy and some cookies
>no cookies.tar.gz
>walk back in not 15 seconds later
>show receipt
>I'm called a liar
Fuck I hate niggers.

Why is it impossible for you fags to throw more chicken in the fryer when you run out?

I don't know. Not even the cooks know. It's shipped pre-made. Only corporate knows, it's locked in a heavy duty vault.

Just move out of detroit

Also fun fact: Colonel Sanders wasn't even a real Colonel. It was an honorary title given to him.

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I actually live in St Ignace.

>be me working night shift
>Doing KFC shit in drivethru
"ding" goes headset
> "HI welcome to KFC this is user how may I help you?"
>Proceeds to order $150 worth of chicken
>"Thank you please drive up"
>This asshole is creeping up 1/100mph in a uhaul truck
>Takes money while wondering where my life went wrong
>Fatty tries to floor it out of the drive thru
Schereeeeecheeeedcurchuck
>Top of uhaul takes the drivethru canopy with him

We also gave someone aneeds employee discount for dressing up as Colonel Sanders on Halloween