An oldie but a goodie.
We're at Walmart. Buy three things. The goal: freak out the cashier.
Hard mode: no condoms
An oldie but a goodie.
We're at Walmart. Buy three things. The goal: freak out the cashier.
Hard mode: no condoms
tooth paste, orange juice and baby powder
Just a note. I'm a cashier and I can guarantee you that any cashier gives 0 fucks about what you are buying and won't remember what you bought 5 minutes later usually.
Duct tape, Vaseline and a shovel.
1.pressure cooker
2. spices
3. book on newborn babys
>place on conveyor in the listed order
cake mix, rat posion, 2 year birthday candle
>Glue
>cucumber
>pins
pacifier benadryl and lube
Set of Steak knifes, make sure it's got a "Butcher Knife"
Sleeping Medication
Trash bags / bleach
Rope, a folding chair, and a Kidz Bop CD.
lots of people with kids are also newly weds looking to buy new kitchen supplies. 0/10 not even surprising
Two hammers and one nail.
Rat poison, cake mix, and a "happy birthday dad" birthday card.
While checking out mutter something about inheritance.
This is easy.
You didn't say we couldn't speak.
>buy rope, cloth, and lube
Whisper to her.
>I'm going to fuck you.
nativefag from canada
buy pack of gum
use tax exempt card
you guys aren't being very original
Lemon pledge, a pack of lighters, five white mice
This picture give me the worst anxiety
Replace all the white peoples with black and all the blacks with Indians and that's how my Walmart looks on the daily.
Pack of Pokemon cards
Pack of Yugioh cards
Pack of Magic cards
Thanks for the tip captain nofun
1/1000 nativefag detected. You have nothing to with the Native Americans, you scum.
>fedora
>katana
>rogaine
All the AR-15 and assault rifle bullet's if they ask what I need all this ammo for we say ohh hunting trip with a winky face.
Chloroform
Paper Towels
Lighter
I went into walmart one time and got
-pregnancy test
-glue
-duct tape
-hangers
just had sex with gf, we needed hangers because we had shirts on the ground and I had just gotten a splinter and wanted to try to lift it out
post combos that would actually lock up the cashier requiring a managers key. these combos do exist
Box of Laxatives
A funnel
One of those cups with the Straws attached
They have a limit of 2.
Mary Kate & Ashley Mysteries DVD box set, squirt bottle hand moisturizer, turkey baster