Think carefully

Think carefully.

I'd do it for free

i don't have 18 billions dollars

Yes.

/thread

This shitty economy

Put 2 living creatures out of their misery, fuck yeah. Time to buy makeup and girl clothes for me to wear.

yes

I would kill 18 billion dogs for 18 billion dollars

I would make you my slut

I do it for a subway ride

i'd stomp 18 billion puppies for that in fact i'd make it my job. Puppy stomper. I'd get paid by the puppy.

No but it would be the best ona hole i ever owned.

i will do two for a blowie and a cup of tea

Gif for stomping puppies?

Hey it's this shitpoast again...

Do it:
Get $18 billion dollars
Maybe feel a tiny bit guilty, but you could give millions away to animal charities
'Step' doesn't = kill

Don't do it:
Faggy sense of righteousness
Don't get $18 billion
Someone else will do it and get the money

Does this answer your queston?

this thread always brings out the edgy faggots

as long as noone put a video of it online. Im very strongly against online violence

With 18 billion dollars I can make an iron man suit for that puppy.

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I'd bite it's head off and use it as a pocket pussy for 1,000

Killing one puppy for $18 billion could save countless others and still be filthy rich afterward. This pup is taking one for team doggo..

So yes.

These threads always bring out the redditors

I'll do it in the oven

I'd do it and donate 10 billion to animal related charities to feel better about it

But it's already dead you autist

maybe the easiest choice of my life

It doesn't say kill. So, yes I would gently step on the puppy for 18 million dollars, then I would adopt the doge.

I would easly do it for 10 grand

yeah but its a problem if you adapt their style. Ive never even been on reddit and I wanna defend them now.

$10 billion. Come on, you stepped on one puppy, at most give $500 million and give a billion to charities that help people instead of stupid animals

Ohh user~

I would do it for a pack of cigs

Jeah and then you can put the suit on the puppy's grave. so every time you walk by you would be rememberd that you killed a puppy for 18 billion.

"there's no sugar coating this, i.. yes, i would kill.
are you fucking kidding me? 18 billion dollars?" - frank the cocksucking faggot

I would violently have sex with till I split his guts through his mouth out while rubbing his body against my cock

Yeah man he is such a fucking retard. In fact everyone who doesnt invest their 18billion into education, so we dont get such retarded posts anymore, should be shot.

I wouldn't actually give it to charity but these edgy faggots who wouldn't do it could if they feel so bad

Nah, at least keep a few billion for some pick n mix

>As you walked over the other puppies grieving there for their messiah

I would do it for 15k.

Im pretty sure americans go to hell for posting stuff like that

18 billion dollars huh?
Well, there's no sugar coating this.. I gonna.. I I would kill it.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
I would smash the living shit out of that for 18 billion.
I would do it on live television.
I would Bautista the shit of that thing.
I would not have any regrets.
I would look at it's disfigured face as I'm doing it and I'd just be thinking about those 18 billion dollars baby.

I've ran over a few dogs in my truck that stupid people let out of their yards or whatever. I didn't care and I wouldn't care about one puppy either.

>americans
>hell

Wrong and wrong, friend

I'd fuck my own mother for far less than 18 billion

>take holy water
>bless it at its face
>while the jew announce his prayer Jewish celemony
>give the dog to him by throwing it in air saying "Bless the lord in me"
>Jump up and down like a peacock and take off your pants doing a 360 jump around the stage CATHOIC church with your enlongated cock to him
>take the dog and throw it at his face and cockbounce it to his face again
>shit on the floor with bear diarrhea

18 billion!? So you realize how much fucking money that is!?!? Step on the puppy? HELL I'd strap that thing to my godamned foot and run a marathon.

Doesn't mean you have to kill the poor thing to get the money... I'd place my foot on the dog and collect my 18 billion.

Never seen so many edgelords fall for the bait.

hell if it was a chivava i would even use it as a football in a full 90min football match

this

>chivava

What?

Kill yourself faggot

Fuck you you piece of shit

I hope you die of terminal cancer 3

Imagine how much good things you can do with the money.... everyone would do it

DIE

At least I can fucking spell, moron

Shut the fuck up

I'd stomp the damn thing for a 20

Holy fuck you better bring a shovel and a bag I'm stomping that little cunt into mush

wtf no im cri

Please, I took English school at the age of 11

>Think carefully
Why? It's a no-brainer. Stamp hard on dog - instant death. Collect money; family will forever be wealthy.

Only a retard would do otherwise.

I hate dogs and I would kill any dog just for fun

True. I would build some kind of a puppy shelter or donate to an animal abuse charity to clear my conscience. That little nigger-nugget can die.

>I am
>I am ashamed
>How could i have done this.
>I thought as i walked over the other puppies
>Grieving there for their massiah.
>Looking through a window of a shop that sells leather coats and fur hats.
>The reality sickens me
>That guy wanted to give me 18 billion for killing a innocent puppy's life.l
>I should have done it for 5. !

>$18000000000?!?! Hell no I wouldn't!

No food & 2 weeks later

>Does anyone have some bbq sauce, this pup looks delicious

what do i need to pay to be the puppy in this scenario?

You don't make sense. Just stop talking, faggot

:D

Could I have a decent line of coke first?

Well if it needs to die/be harmed 18 billion dollars you could bring that dog back to life

No.

Because then I'd be the guy that gave up 18 billion dollars to save a puppy. I'd be slaying pussy twice a night for the rest of my life.

of course. if you do it, just take the money and donate a large amount to rescue shelters and anti-cruelty charities.

a) you're now rich as fuck
b) there are no moral problems

i would exterminate any animal specie for 1 million or even 200k $

and this dog for 200$ would do it

[spoiler] inbefore: wow take care with that edge [/spoiler]

I'd step on a fucking baby for 18 billion dollars.

Let my descendants wring their hands over the source of their wealth.

*tips fedora*

(OP)

Is the money tax free?

Well I eat meat and drink Milk so, yeah.

I'd do it for 18. Anything for pizza and beer, fam.

please. I would murder a child in front of its bound-and-gagged parents for 18 billion.

Good point

i would with that face

this?
and yeah for sure. Im allergic to dogs anyways..

I'd tombstone it, followed by people's elbowing it's little pupper head off it's little shoulders, I'd then follow up with a figure four leg lock until it's hind legs broke away from it's little pupper midrift. I'd then crippler crossface it's decapitated head, finshing off with a swanton bomb on the muddled, broken, dismembered remains for nothing.

I could just stomp on the edgy nigger that wants to see someone stomp on a puppy so badly he'll pay with more dollars than there are people alive, take the puppy, take the money and run

kek

Rolling for this

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>stomp doge
>give 10 billion to animal shelters
>Save millions of doges

yoah, it's just a fucking dog.
for ten dollars i'd stomp it into annihilation

>hurr no its to cute
anyone who says they wouldnt is lying out their ass, even for a few million i would gladly stomp its head flat (which wouldnt even be painful for it if you did it quick enough and hard enough) and jizz on its corpse because its just a fucking animal thats to young to even know whats what.

Epic

Sex isn't everything, user. With $18 billion you could travel wherever whenever and do whatever you wanted for the rest of your life. But I guess sex is just as good for a faggot like you.

I'd do it for 1 dollar. It doesn't say you have to stomp on it