His country takes less than a day to cross

>his country takes less than a day to cross
>he will never have a comfy road trip experience
kek

Well you could always just take the channel tunnel to France and you have pretty much all of Europe and Asia to roadtrip across

>just 14h 33m

hmm...

not even google maps thinks it's worth doing the drive across Canada, probably boring and uneventful tbqh

are there even roads in canada

>frenchville

FROG'D

>Drove from Massachusetts to Arizona right after New Years
>mfw it never got above 40F/4C until I got to New Mexico
>mfw 12F/-11C during daylight hours in Missouri, Oklahoma and Texas

what the fuck is a klst and a mín

Nigga we built a highway that goes across the whole country

no we just use snowmobiles to cross the country

klst = klukku-stund = clock-time = hour
mín = mínúta = minute

figured it was obvious from context

I'm having trouble posting images, but from Byron Bay to Shark Bay is a 53 hour, 4,996 km drive. You can't just go through the desert unfortunately

it is obvious, I was just messing with you because of your ridiculous language.

>took road trip to Grandma's house in Tennessee for her 90th birthday
>drive all the way from California
>died while I was driving
>mfw

kek

KEK

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

shit son, that sucks

not as ridiculous as you'd think if you know English
the languages are more similar than you'd think

personally I think the endless verb endings in Spanish are more ridiculous than anything we have and I just barely passed Spanish class in high school

Wtf I love nascar

Yeah, a bit

>not basing your hour on the ocean's tide
what kinda vikangs wuz y'all

Did you keep going or turn around when you found out

there is also the word tíð cognate with English tide and tími cognate with English time

klukkutími is about as common and klukkustund for an hour
tíð means a longer period than an hour though, measured in weeks, months or years - hátíð = high tide means festival and you'd say "í tíð Hinriks fjórða" = "in Henry the fourth's time" for instance

86 hours you stupid underdeveloped cunts

Good thing I live here then I hate long car journeys


>the languages are more similar than you'd think

Both have Germanic origins

Always wanted to visit unnamed road in Australia

>Unnamed road

Saved, thanks man

>Both have Germanic origins
I know but a lot of people underestimate that connection or overestimate the Latin influence and think French or something is more similar which is just nonsense

I don't think you can get there by car, I just clicked randomly
also this is abo country

>él no sabe que minuto se abrevia "min"
nigga you dumb

I hope google map considers using ferry

>countrylets

kek, not real world, no

min =/= mín

also

>Mfw Australia looks like Paraguay with better roads
>Mfw no face

>86 hours to drive from nothing to nothing
What are the chances you would die somewhere in woop woop if your car broke down?

I've driven from São Paulo to Brasilia and back once. It was pretty comfy indeed.

For me it did Tried to make take a ferry from Sinaloa directly to the tip of the peninsula

3 hours in any direction from any point in here and you are out of the country. We can do a road trip and enter Germany, Belgium, Luxembourg and France and be home before dinner, though.

>I know but a lot of people underestimate that connection or overestimate the Latin influence

Yeh I obviously knew you knew this as you speak e both. That's 100 percent true. I noticed when I tried to learn German, it seemed slightly easier to learn than French

It worked after I omit south-western islands.

3 hours West or South from here doesn't even get me to another state
2 hours North or East does though.

>comfy road trip experience
why the fuck would I want to sit in a car for longer than 3 hours?

is this why everyone in your country is obese?

I didn't drive for days just to turn the fuck around
Stayed for the funeral and left

Didn't know there were roads in the middle of the jungle.

And we still stuffed 17 million people in there

low if you're not stupid

I think it's Weipa, and yeah it's cross country to get there. Would be fucking cool though

brazil is the longest country north-south

how else would the illegal logging happen?

Hey Florida

Holy shit I drive longer than that going to and from work and I live and work in pic related.

The county I live in is actually bigger than your country and the population is only ~140k
>tfw open spaces

smdh if you can't get over 100h you live in a countrylet

Is it strange of me to wish for the cold to return? We are sitting at a little above freezing here constantly, with rain happening in January.

I feel like I'm in England or something.

Jesus apart from the small amount of trees that looks like the fucking moon, what is the point of driving in that wasteland?

We had one snow and then nothing but rain until this weekend, now we're looking at 3 feet in 4 days. It's still just barely below freezing, too.

really makes you think

I was actually talking about the highlighted bit, Sligo.

considering Iceland is slightly larger than Ireland just how do you suppose you can drive further inside a small region of Ireland vs around Iceland?

Not bad

said it takes longer

probably is some one lane rural road where you have to pull over for tractors and sheep

somehow I doubt he takes more than 15 hours to get to and from work

That's what I'm pointing out, either the map is wrong or Iceland doesnt afraid of physical.

what
do you drive 1300 km or 16 hours to and from work?

Both.

Some.

Dirt roads.

FUCK, wrong pic.

Only 93 hrs

>his country less than a week to cross

How can you even live in their microscopic states?

It is 93 hours from Dead horse, AK to the Florida Keys. Eurocucks can't compete.

you cant stay in chile?

>snowmobile
City slicker detected

You will never know the feeling of having to find you moose and then not having it start

calm your tits

That's because your roads are garbage, fucker.

>not starting in American Samoa or the Marianas
With a diversion to Alaska, that could take months

no because there are many fjords, islands and two ice fields

is Chile the Norway of the south hemisphere?

Is Norway the Chile of the northern hemisphere?

everyone knows the north is the normal hemisphere

>Chilean Vikings

i can dig it.

It takes you 15 and half hours to get to from work minus the time you spend there?

>his """"""""""""country"""""""""""" doesn't span two continents

>not even google maps thinks it's worth doing the drive across Canada, probably boring and uneventful tbqh

Wrong. I've done it before. It can get a bit slow in Northern Ontario (you forget how big it is), and Manitoba/Saskatchewan, but the rest of the country is beautiful. In particular, the drive from Vancouver to Calgary is an aesthetic feast.

>Driving deep into the BC penninsula

>his """"""""""""country"""""""""""" isn't a continent

if your country is only one a single continent it's pretty much a non-country

>implying Australia isn't part of Oceania

this

>countrylets
oi am laffin

When I'm in Europe it's always kind of difficult to wrap my head around just how much stuff there is within a relatively small area. Continental Europe (excluding Russia and Scandinavia) is roughly the same size as the province of Ontario, which is by far the most populous province in Canada yet has about the same number of people as Moscow.

this

the truth is you are and will always be remaining on your chair in the basement of your mums house

You cross my country in 3 ours. When we do a roadtrip you do it all across Europe. Just our country would be broring as fuk.

fuckmate you couldn't even pay me to drive across that much of desert and scrub

yeah Beaverton Ontario, what a huge bustling city lmfao

at first I thought you were just chirping for me not just calling it a sled but then I realized you're a goof

Its just a gaff eh bud?

what happens in that peninsula at the northwest?

fishermen fish and old people die in the westfjords and not much else
population has been in constant decline for decades and entire towns are deserted

really pretty area though and popular for hiking
pic related biggest town in the region population about 3500

27h, that was a close one