Why can England not beat Germany / France / Italy / Spain / [insert country here] at football

Why can England not beat Germany / France / Italy / Spain / [insert country here] at football.

But we can beat them at every other athletic sport in the world?

>GB
>England

Classic anglo shitting on its allies

Eh, you've had two decent Olympics.
Historically you're inferior as fuck.

Who's going to win Europe this Olympics?

...

This is our third great game Franz and considering home side advantage boosting our 2012 tally it looks like we are only getting better and better.

China will be lucky to keep us from 2nd spot after tonight

Two decent olympics, like two decent world wars
Ahead of you in the all time table as well

Half of it is because of meme indoor cycling and swimming.

Because France/Germany/Italy/Spain take football seriously.

That's cool and all and I'm happy for you considering you were entirely irrelevant in the 90s and early 00s but let's not get ahead of ourselves shall we?

Two world wars hans, Two world wars.

Britain isn't good at swimming

Because most olympic medals are from meme sports,that nobody gives a shit abou.In popular sports you guys are shit

despite living on an island, ironically enough.

And rowing, sailing, kayaking, distance running, tri/heptathlon...... oh fuck we are actually pretty good at most sports

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Most of it is actually meme crew paddling

You were only good at the Olympics when you were nazis or had communist cock in your arse

It's ok Fritz, Germany has all the doctors and engineers instead.

>Historically you're inferior as fuck

Well no, not really.

We got lazy and assumed we'd be good at football since it's our national sport. There's no foundation or clear plan at any level, unlike our other sports

Not really desu
Most people swim in pools or small bodies of waters

The upward projection of British athletics is terrifyingly positive desu

If you swam in the north sea you'd understand.

Because we're patrician af on water

Biggest problem is the lack of good coaching. Costs 5600 here for a course whereas in Germany it's like 500. The FA are greedy fucks who need to subsidise coaching rather than building white elephants and employing the same as managers

>germany stops cheating
>we start dominating

mmmm

We are 5th in overall swimming rankings with 5 medals, and will get a 6th (probably gold) this even you moron

and refugees

*evening

>thinking we're getting gold in the medley

yeah, and he's the moron

You may only post in this thread if your country has won a gold medal in every single summer Olympic games.

Not so fast every country that's not Great Britain.

>4 silver
It's nothing .jpg

I think your authenticator is broken. I can clearly still post in this thread.

>Defending champions
>Quickest in qualification
>Based Adam Peaty

Cuck

and you the paki rape babbies

more evidence you have no idea what you're talking about

Lol, I remember when Man U lost to MK Dons.

not be long before you get your own

already had a load of women molested on new year's by merkel's 'guest workers'

>Why can England not beat USA at [insert anything here]?

Because U. S. A.

Also good job getting 3rd, son.

>Why can England not beat Germany / France / Italy / Spain / [insert country here] at football

Because English footballers are massively overhyped, overpaid and managed by a spineless owl while caring only about the money they make.

Where as British* athletes care more about accomplishments than financial gain.

explain.

if you disregard East Germany, we still have more medals despite competing in fewer games