Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

wake up

Pickup photo, before mom sees it

Call the police, there's a naked intruder.

Try to get my dick between those cheeks.

Rape her and claim self defense because she invaded my home.

are you sad user?

Of course he is! The divine ass infront of him vanished.

is your penis a weapon?

I guess so since he's a 9 mm

OOOOOOOOO

for that witticism you sir get a shot of tits

turn 360 degrees and cum on her buttcheeks

Holy shit look at those tits.
Fuck i'm hard now.

you want some moar?

definitely.

titties or booty?

is both an acceptable answer?!

Yell too old and then rape her anyways just to spread my VD around.

i suppose it is! just how hard are you?

Get out my winchester and show her what happens when she trespasses on my property without permission. I bet she even bleeds silicone.

Like a steel rod between my legs.
I haven't even started stroking it to this babe yet either.

>I haven't even started stroking it to this babe yet either.
would today be the first time you ever did so?

To this babe yes.

I'd like to make you an offer, but it would involve you holding off on the stroking for awhile.

I'm kind of under a time constraint, I have about an hour or so before I have to leave for quite some time

Do 360 degree spin; moonwalk out the room.

Put her on a diet, send her to the gym, look forward to seeing her again when she loses about 20lbs

In that event do whatever feels right!

Oh I will as long as you keep posting this babe.

OP Still here?!

I think he abandoned you friend.
Heres some ass to help.

regret fapping 4 times this morning

Fuck! I wanted more of that first babe....

Say "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE"

what do you like about her?

Her body is just the right amount of curvy in all the right places.

She looks like she has a MILF body in her early 20s.

>mfw even a woman this beautiful can't give me a hard on anymore

...

Glad to see you didnt just abandon this poor user and his quest for booty.

Fap thread later op?