Ask a guy with small dick anything

Ask a guy with small dick anything

do you have a small dick

kys pls

Did you get really embarrassed every year when penis inspection day at school rolled around?

Why does your dick sparkle?

fuck, yes, that was the worst

At least you aren't circumsized

At least

you didnt even answer my fucking question, bitch

Is that an actual thing?
Never once has it happened to me

Is that it erect?

Yeah, here's another angle

At first I though this was a photoshopped image of a guy wearing a denim jacket with a literal dick head

redo that picture but with something for scale

Do you have a picture of it next to a ruler?

Least favorite position?

Has that dick ever seen the inside of a pussy?

have you actually ever had any girls complain?

I'm virgin

I can't take pics right now, but maybe this can help for scale

My dick is like 6 inches or so and I always worry about girls finding it too small, I can't even imagine what this would be like

how many inches?

Thats like 3 or 4 inches then? Do you know the length?

about 3 inches

Don't get too reasured, they still do.

Yeah, but id rather be slightly above average than well below

how big is it when you're not erect?

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I dont mean to offend but it looks like you have abit of fat around that region from that image. Maybe look at losing some weight could get you a few cm.

Makes me feel better about being 5.5 inches tbh.

You probably went to a poor school

This,

Wait, when did we care about offending people.

Lose some weight and Tada, you have an almost average dick.. Maybe. Hard to say.

It becomes inverted?

how do you live with yourself

no for real why is it shiny op
mines shiny too but idk why, and ive been wondering for years

Didn't actually. We were taught as kids to speak to your parent about anything and not have strangers look at your cock.

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lmaoing at your life my man

It's not strangers though. Just your gym teacher doing a hygiene check etc

>this thread
>this op
>these pics
mfw

Are you fucking serious mayne?

That might help, yeah

kek, I guess so

I just don't give a fuck anymore

I don't know, in that pic I had just wiped it with a tissue

about what?

Nothing sounds more pervy than that.

DAHNALD I'M COMING FOR THOSE DELEGATES

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Nah, thanks